*touches cool chair, then proceeds to poke Trump, Justin Beiber and all the other assholes I know
dankmemes1018 years ago
don't forget the homophobes :D
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InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago
1. Touch a huge boulder. 2. touch JB 50 times.
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EmAnndEm9 years ago
Touch a big rock, than u r rich, than a bunch of leaves. Or if your, camping, the fire logs, or someone you hate, what exactly is the downside here?
Fsjehh3 years ago
Walking then seting the floor on fire
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Boringsaxophone8 years ago
I'll touch food
Boringsaxophone8 years ago
I always burn it anyway
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NotARobot8 years ago
First thing I touch: My bed. Next fifty things I touch: ALL MY WORST ENEMIES.
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Sly098 years ago
O shoot my phone is now gold do to righting this coment.
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Alphachon6 years ago
step 1: buy 10kg normal rice or smaller stuff
step 2: touch one piece of rice to turn in into gold
step 3: burn 50 things down
step 4: repeat step 2 and step 3 as often as you like
JUST BURN EVERYTHING YOU WANT. like the world ;)
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Fab-Crab9 years ago
Make people I hate catch fire
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Pacertest9 years ago
Touch large piece of furniture or car, then 50 blades of grass
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Ghopher19 years ago
Someone fly me to Washington i need to deal some Business with the president
Pick 50 leaves and one thing, press the button touch the thing then touch the leaves
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Kurukato7 years ago
Touch your local pond then find a campfire then touch each of the logs then get a spoon then spoon the gold and get rich
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Maevian David12 years ago
HELLO DOUCHEBAG OF THE GRADE HOW ABOUT A HIGH FIVE-- oh whoops you're on fire
EmAnndEm9 years ago
AHHH WHYYY WHAD I DO TO YOOUUUU! DEATH.
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jojoxD7 years ago
Touch a big rock.
Then touch 50 pieces of paper in a campfire!
Bam. I'm rich.
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Kristen_The_Emo8 years ago
Haven't you people ever heard of King Midas, he took it and accidentally turned his daughter to gold(killing her)and he was very sad.
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NightRider0908 years ago
Oh crap. There goes my ex again
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Crazy_Cat_Lady_28 years ago
Oh hello table I don't like let me pet you oh you"re on fire
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diamondchan8 years ago
*touches 50 people I hate*
Ha, you better have a burn heal
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DownsidesDontExist8 years ago
Hehe I'm not a pervert so this doesn't apply to me
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AmandaAdams8 years ago
Where is the upside?
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Dabbingdeckeduser8 years ago
Oops... I touched all my classmates.
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EddyLaw8 years ago
Just touch 50 pieces of fire wood
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Nyggz8 years ago
Well I would touch 50 rocks
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Queen-J9 years ago
I would touch my enemies
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TEMMIECHAT9 years ago
Oh look! It's that one bitch from school, oh! Say hwat? She's on fire. I wonder how that happened? 😊
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Mikelit 9 years ago
Buys a deck of cards before I press the button now just to figure out what I'm turning gold
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Paulo_G9 years ago
I touch my house, the i touch 50 blades of grass!
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mr.whatface9 years ago
Looks like I have a golden flaming penis. Nah jk gold would hurt.
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qwerty12349 years ago
I'd poke a bunch of people in my school, then lastly poke the school, and run out laughing like a maniac
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SimmeRocky10 years ago
Just touch 50 things that needs to be burned to ashes
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~Wave~length~10 years ago
Press the button, instantly stop touching anything else, go touch your car so you can sell it later, and then touch 50 individual blades of grass.
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TsukiMizuki10 years ago
TOUCH ALL THE UGLY BUILDINGS!!!! And justin bieber
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shenanigan10111 years ago
Touch a mountain, touch homework
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asdguy0011 years ago
touch mountain,touch shitfaces
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Nicola Savio12 years ago
touch a very big thing, touch 50 worthless or hated things then, got a lot of gold and got rid of stuff/people you hate.
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Daymond Baney12 years ago
WHAT IS BAD ABOUT THAT
dat-kid-that-all-ways-is-naked7 years ago
My mom
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Chris Frank12 years ago
So many different possible loopholes. First, aren't we always touching air/ground? Second, what about our clothes? What about our own bodies, since I'm sitting here cross-legged? Or does it have to be via our hands?
Der Deutsche9 years ago
it needs to be with your hands, otherwise you couldnt touch the thing you want to be gold/on fire
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Bryson Sullivan-Farrell12 years ago
ill touch an elephant. then i will touch 50 babies
Themauf6 years ago
I like it how all of the comments care more about the elephant
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