Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

my job is exploring the multi-verse

Jesus-Christ5 months ago

my job is exploring your mom

Maharidlast year

Trust me, the job i want have no one of this problems.

ChildEater4204 years ago

The job I want is to get payed doing nothing

minimegaman0906 months ago

(meanwhile i could be paid to exist)

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Chikumbro3 years ago

Any job? So i can get a blowjob, right?

Jesus-Christ5 months ago

like a boss

GalaxyBrainLoopholes3 years ago

I could just... not go to work... like, what are they gonna do? fire me? oh wait, they can't lmao sucks to be them, they have to pay me anyways

Dustylemons11 months ago

LOOPHOLE lmao

krtz3 years ago

The job is everytime I blink I get 20K

Oldnotweak...againlast year

enjoy never being able to stop blinking... would this effect sleep? would it require you to blink your eyes open all night?

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

The job is to do what I want with a 20 figure salary per day

buttonmorelikenutton8 months ago

exotic dancer so even when i get old and ugly i cant get fired! infinite money!

PrinceEKClast year

It would get boring

heatfromfire3 years ago

every time i breathe for a second i get 50 thousand dollars

sans-dream9 months ago

A job that pays hundreds of millions of dollars for doing nothing.

Duckhunter2 years ago

immagin bei President and you can't get fired

Pantom4 years ago

So a can kill all Criminals

diaochan8 months ago

我想要的是高薪，又非常有空闲时间的工作

legenday_loop-man3 years ago

The job I want is to get paid to do nothing but go about life how I normally do also to be a manga artist so there are no sick days or breaks just relaxing after making a book

AdrieneTheDarkestHorse9 months ago

Literally the entire point of the job I would like is that you can't have it anymore if somebody does it better than you If you're wondering, yeah it's Pokemon Champion I COULDN'T HELP IT

gamandy7 months ago

I choose my job to be "breathing" I get 1 dollar every time i breath regardless of where i am, and they cant force me to come in to any workplace because they cant fire me or force me to take sick or vacation days.

loong-12 months ago

My job is to be God

U53RN4M38 months ago

The job is to do what I want

meatloave3 months ago

My job is to pleasure stunningly lovely young ladies 1 hr a day 3 days a week with every holiday practiced by humanity off with pay. I have a uber luxurious comany mansion thats 500,000sq ft on a 250000 acre estate and with a fleet of company cars/yachts a...[Show full comment]

LDs11451411 months ago

我可以当主席👍

presstheidiot8 months ago

i can just make the job be go on my phone for 1 minute a day and get paid 2 mil for that

KataDarklast month

Getting paid to sleep suits me just fine.

The_Creature18 days ago

theyd dindntg saya you ewould get paidwsd they just said you would get the job >:(!!! you have NO INTEGRETY FOR the SANCTITY OF THE BUTTON you should honestly think about what youve done ps reddit hates you