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You can learn any language in 2 weeks
but
You cannot control which language you speak and cannot censor yourself
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EyeOwnUrEnergy 11 years ago
*Writes in another language while silently speaking the translation to myself*

MartinJalukse 9 years ago
but you cant control what language u use

Daniel Hernández Rino 13 years ago
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iissaabbeelllaaa 4 years ago
lmao
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GamerLuna360 10 years ago
fuck! (in italian) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? srry i cant control it(when in reality i did that on purpose

fuckingidiot 10 years ago
BONJOUR! AUSHWITZ BREASTS OF THE OBLITERATION

Maypaws 5 years ago
Fine with me except the no censoring. I have to censor myself a lot.

Davvedido 9 years ago
I can talk the monkies language - oo aa

Josh LeGrand 13 years ago
oh hell yes! Offend everyone with a poly-lingual verbal thrashing? Confuse the ever living fuck out of xenophobic douchmonkeys? have full up intellectual conversations will people from around the world in non-linear internet chat environments? where is there a downside?!

Cry DeRemer 13 years ago
This is more like a superpower it would be the most amazing thing ever

BreKelly 8 years ago
Mabye i might get the ones i want tou learn

LunAries 11 years ago
It would be so funny, just imagine it! :D

yofacegamer 9 years ago
It says I can, I don’t have to

OBITOUCHIHAAA 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

AnthonyStuart 11 years ago
this has already I miei piedi odore di dentifricio そのポテトに家はあるのでしょうか?ինչու Õ¥Õ½ Õ©Õ¡Ö€Õ£Õ´Õ¡Õ¶Õ¸Ö‚Õ´ Õ½Õ¡? Õ¶Õ¡Õ¥Ö‚, Õ¬Õ¡Õ¾ Õ¡Õ·Õ­Õ¡Õ¿Õ¡Õ¶Ö„! Mon cul a finalement décidé de manger ma main! Il a faim de plus ...

Endi 10 years ago
hhehehehehe i will be cursing in alien language

ViolinAxolotl 4 years ago
One day I just screech at somebody incoherently in German

SCP Foundation 11 years ago
HELLO ЗАСРАНЦЫ!

Xaron98 12 years ago
Well, for one you might piss someone off that's really important. Second, couldn't you just get a TARDIS and be done with it?

Infradread 11 years ago
How are people commenting on this website from 46 years ago!?

fuckingidiot 10 years ago
Its a glitch,the makers of this site seem to not care about fixing it at the time being..

Reginald Rose 13 years ago
who says i dont already not censor myself

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago
no thanks I already have AD

OBITOUCHIHAAA 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

xXTROLLERXx 10 years ago
i dont always talk but when i do i keep talking to make it worse

double_d123 11 years ago
Sounds like me already.

GamingHub 7 years ago
Bonjour negro

GamingBro_Zack 11 years ago
XD and right at this one I got an add for learning languages!

catsimakittycAT 9 years ago
i already know how speak soudi ado ce se o

Amethystia22 11 years ago
I would end up saying something horrible to someone important... I just know it...

CAMOGUY14 11 years ago
I can learn those so hell fucking no

justjoking 10 years ago
Just write if you need to communicate. Learn any language in 2 weeks? I could communicate with the world within a year...I COULD RULE THE WORLD WITHIN TWO YEARS...

DeadlySinChaos 9 years ago
But sadly kinda have terrets for every language exept english? I guess im fine with that.

Secondhand_Silence 12 years ago
I can't censor myself anyway!! XD

beefoo 3 years ago
guys i left the taquitos in the oven and they burned

megalot 11 years ago
why the fucking hell would I want to censor my shit, motherfucker!?

Arno Van Ranst 13 years ago
Ik aime zu live dangerously

SemiIsback 8 years ago
ummm so Hallo oh sorry cant control

OBITOUCHIHAAA 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Quidditch1234 9 years ago
Brilliant

Cosmic Communist 10 years ago
There are over 7,000 languages in existence right now, and countless more dead ones. Statistically speaking I would not learn any useful language that I'd even bother spending an hour learning, let alone two weeks.

azazel 11 years ago
lol troll my Spanish teacher

Codrinelul 11 years ago
Hi, beacouse Bonjour deja esti.

Joshua Goldsmith 13 years ago
One sentence 12 languages all of the butt hurt

Adudelol 5 years ago
cool sure you sound like a douche bag but everyone you talk to will know that you are always advanced in languages N O M A T T E R W H A T

TheButton101 9 years ago
Hello ወሃተ aር you ዶiነገ SHOOT WHAT THE Fuቸከ!!!!!! Bruh .-.

Not Here 11 years ago
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vinivic1 10 years ago
oi guys como are ustedes bonjour em my casa anatani em casa

Orbit720 11 years ago
I have no reason to learn any language so fast

Toxicitor 12 years ago
well it never said anything about typing or writing, so i'm pretty much set except for the swearing, which I can explain.

SabrinaBea 2 years ago
それ é mucho ενδιαφέρων

SemiIsback 8 years ago
No i dont even Ficken like Dies Oh oops i cant control that

LuTrengo 11 years ago
Hola, ça va? I hope bad Motherfucker!

Elma Hoffman 13 years ago
Quenya heck yeah
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