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You can learn any language in 2 weeks
but
You cannot control which language you speak and cannot censor yourself
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EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago
*Writes in another language while silently speaking the translation to myself*

MartinJalukse8 years ago
but you cant control what language u use

GamerLuna3609 years ago
fuck! (in italian) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? srry i cant control it(when in reality i did that on purpose

fuckingidiot9 years ago
BONJOUR! AUSHWITZ BREASTS OF THE OBLITERATION

Daniel Hernández Rino12 years ago
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iissaabbeelllaaa2 years ago
lmao
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Maypaws4 years ago
Fine with me except the no censoring. I have to censor myself a lot.

Davvedido8 years ago
I can talk the monkies language - oo aa

Josh LeGrand12 years ago
oh hell yes! Offend everyone with a poly-lingual verbal thrashing? Confuse the ever living fuck out of xenophobic douchmonkeys? have full up intellectual conversations will people from around the world in non-linear internet chat environments? where is there a downside?!

Cry DeRemer12 years ago
This is more like a superpower it would be the most amazing thing ever

Endi9 years ago
hhehehehehe i will be cursing in alien language

AnthonyStuart9 years ago
this has already I miei piedi odore di dentifricio そのポテトに家はあるのでしょうか?ինչու Õ¥Õ½ Õ©Õ¡Ö€Õ£Õ´Õ¡Õ¶Õ¸Ö‚Õ´ Õ½Õ¡? Õ¶Õ¡Õ¥Ö‚, Õ¬Õ¡Õ¾ Õ¡Õ·Õ­Õ¡Õ¿Õ¡Õ¶Ö„! Mon cul a finalement décidé de manger ma main! Il a faim de plus ...

SCP Foundation9 years ago
HELLO ЗАСРАНЦЫ!

Xaron9811 years ago
Well, for one you might piss someone off that's really important. Second, couldn't you just get a TARDIS and be done with it?

ViolinAxolotl3 years ago
One day I just screech at somebody incoherently in German

Reginald Rose12 years ago
who says i dont already not censor myself

NeroAngeloM7 years ago
no thanks I already have AD

Infradread9 years ago
How are people commenting on this website from 46 years ago!?

fuckingidiot9 years ago
Its a glitch,the makers of this site seem to not care about fixing it at the time being..

OBITOUCHIHAAA9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

double_d1239 years ago
Sounds like me already.

xXTROLLERXx9 years ago
i dont always talk but when i do i keep talking to make it worse

GamingHub6 years ago
Bonjour negro

GamingBro_Zack9 years ago
XD and right at this one I got an add for learning languages!

catsimakittycAT7 years ago
i already know how speak soudi ado ce se o

Amethystia229 years ago
I would end up saying something horrible to someone important... I just know it...

CAMOGUY149 years ago
I can learn those so hell fucking no

justjoking8 years ago
Just write if you need to communicate. Learn any language in 2 weeks? I could communicate with the world within a year...I COULD RULE THE WORLD WITHIN TWO YEARS...

DeadlySinChaos8 years ago
But sadly kinda have terrets for every language exept english? I guess im fine with that.

beefoolast year
guys i left the taquitos in the oven and they burned

Secondhand_Silence11 years ago
I can't censor myself anyway!! XD

megalot9 years ago
why the fucking hell would I want to censor my shit, motherfucker!?

Arno Van Ranst12 years ago
Ik aime zu live dangerously

SemiIsback7 years ago
ummm so Hallo oh sorry cant control

Quidditch12348 years ago
Brilliant

OBITOUCHIHAAA9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Cosmic Communist9 years ago
There are over 7,000 languages in existence right now, and countless more dead ones. Statistically speaking I would not learn any useful language that I'd even bother spending an hour learning, let alone two weeks.

azazel9 years ago
lol troll my Spanish teacher

Joshua Goldsmith12 years ago
One sentence 12 languages all of the butt hurt

Adudelol4 years ago
cool sure you sound like a douche bag but everyone you talk to will know that you are always advanced in languages N O M A T T E R W H A T

Codrinelul9 years ago
Hi, beacouse Bonjour deja esti.

TheButton1017 years ago
Hello ወሃተ aር you ዶiነገ SHOOT WHAT THE Fuቸከ!!!!!! Bruh .-.

Not Here9 years ago
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Orbit7209 years ago
I have no reason to learn any language so fast

vinivic18 years ago
oi guys como are ustedes bonjour em my casa anatani em casa

SabrinaBea12 months ago
それ é mucho ενδιαφέρων

Toxicitor10 years ago
well it never said anything about typing or writing, so i'm pretty much set except for the swearing, which I can explain.

LuTrengo9 years ago
Hola, ça va? I hope bad Motherfucker!

Elma Hoffman12 years ago
Quenya heck yeah

SemiIsback7 years ago
No i dont even Ficken like Dies Oh oops i cant control that

Galaxydude908 years ago
Never Stop Trying

OBITOUCHIHAAA9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

KingMickey9 years ago
F that

AnimeLover9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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