Will You Press The Button?

barockthecat321 10 years ago

I respond, Somerset Mourge, you kill it we chill it. or, you wack it we sack t, or you stab it we slab it. you also could respond Sperm Bank, you spank it we bank it how may I help you?

Michalis Krdm 13 years ago

I usually have fun of telemarketing calls. When an unknown number calls me, I respond with "Job done, there's blood everywhere, I'm leaving." and then hung up.

Vedho_likes_pie 6 years ago

Telemarketers aren't allowed to hang up therefore: Pete"s pizzeria and abortion clinic! where yesterdays tossed is todays sauce!

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Atheist.Bitch 11 years ago

Just mess with them, like speak Spanish or something and confuse them.

CormacMcG123 9 years ago

Just use WhatsApp.

jaythedood 2 years ago

to the clari person ion think grandpas would use discord

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FroggyTheGamer 9 years ago

I don't see the downside I get free unlimited call and text for a year and get to think of ways to troll the telemarketers who call? Like I really do t see it

Jalubejr 9 years ago

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TrinaCat 9 years ago

Just. Don't. Answer.

LightG3120 9 years ago

Say "city morgue, you tag em we bag em"

Mystical 8 years ago

GENIUS!!!!

wyslijp16 9 years ago

Is stupid

cooleyo43 9 years ago

just dont answer the phone

DamianSimmonds 10 years ago

Trolling Time!

JohnMan473894 10 years ago

Just dont answer the telemarketers

dicomment 10 years ago

why prank call when someone calls you and you can prank them

Matthew-Bledsoe 10 years ago

Only 4 telemarketers a day?

StormyAnne 9 years ago

Ikr, it"s an upgrade to my current telemarketer problem

Bananu 10 years ago

I have unlimited all and text already

Potato-Kun 10 years ago

That already happens to me anyway...

TippyScissors04 10 years ago

So worth it bitch

Grandmaster 10 years ago

it would mean less telemarketers call me then and i dont have to pay my phone bill win-win

annieyo 11 years ago

I have to deal with 15 calls a day

GamingPlanet 11 years ago

Just hang up when a telemarkerter is talking to you. Problem solved

Benny Wu 13 years ago

Take advantage of this. Upload videos of you trolling them and upload them onto youtube.

Kkardiffo_2 7 years ago

Then you can be famous

KodakKarnage 8 years ago

I just ignore them and turn my ringer off

AlexXYZ222 10 years ago

1st: I got em on black list 2nd: I always swear them, let the fun begin!

Grant Fitzpatrick 13 years ago

wouldn't make a difference I always get spammed by telemarketers

Nai Gative 13 years ago

I'm not a troll. I'm someone who already gets these calls a lot, so I just avoid answering any unknown number. So nothing would change except free phone service. Fuck yeah.

Jacob Dickens 13 years ago

It doesn't say I'm forced to listen to them. Just hang up.

HiddenRealm 12 years ago

No upside... I can already do this...

alexises1239 11 years ago

You just cut the phonecall

EternalShadow 11 years ago

I'll say "Hey, Boss. Job's done. Where do I hide the body? Oh, shit he's bleeding like hell!"

UndeadBoss68 9 years ago

Sweet, right now I get 5 on both, straight up win

chip 11 years ago

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TheGamesGamer 9 years ago

Haha that would be fun

Emulko 11 years ago

i would burn my cell

EnRaller 2 years ago

genshin impact

UnTipOarecare 11 years ago

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SansTheSansySkeleton 10 years ago

ehhhh nah!

Buttonpresser25678 8 years ago

Less than they normally call me

PhoenixBeatz 11 years ago

This was cringeworthy. Have no one ever heard about Skype? How about Steam? qTox, or Discord?

EllieJ 9 years ago

We already do XD

YukiWolf5 11 years ago

I get telemarketers calling 8 times a day(mobile too) so that's benefit on both sides.

luutifa 11 years ago

I already practically have this, without the telemarketers :p

AssHar 9 years ago

There"s this thing here which lets people basically never be allowed to receive phone calls from telemarketers. If they do, they get sued. You get money. So, not only would you have free calls texts whatever, you"d get money. If you don't have that just don't answer or troll them.

Eileen Amelia Stone 13 years ago

No one said I had to answer it.

CinnamonLollipop 10 years ago

Couldn't I just hang up or mess with them?

TheNuclearCientist 11 years ago

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Vychron 11 years ago

you call that an ability? i'm already able to, along with 10 GB 4G internet each month, for €20 a month

NateCuber 9 years ago

i don't care if somebody i don't know calls me

oldnotweak 10 years ago

i had a cellphone i bought for 25 cents from a yard sale for over 2 years that still had unlimited texting and calling service and i never payed anything other than recharging the battery.

IanScott555 6 years ago

Just block those texts and calls.

BlackRose278 11 years ago

The calls already happen. Hence why I blocked them on my cell. So no downside for me

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