You'll be one of the world's prettiest persons.
but
You will smell like shit
I will not


Not Here9 years ago
Create a perfume and aftershave company called 'Shit' with my money from being a supermodel.

TheOOOF5 years ago
Big brain
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dankmemes1018 years ago
People these days only care about looks.

IHateTrained4 years ago
Well would you want to date an ugly ass motha fucka? even if they look great on the inside it would be a really tough choice.
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Monoakalipqp3 years ago
algum brasileiro nesse jogo poura.

australian-man4 years ago
love how straight foward they are, but really you do smell like shit

CommenterPersondotjpg4 years ago
Well...the question is, do they mean forever or just one time?

Pandajuice178 years ago
I already smell like shit and am average in terms of looks.

BrownieDreamer4 years ago
Same

TheOOOF5 years ago
1. Create a nice smelling perfume 2. Call it shit 3. Now u smell nice

Mickgi9 years ago
Parfum. I don't see the downside.

Vegemite8 years ago
Being bad looking doesn't send people running out of the room; being bad smelling does.

Oldiron_799 years ago
I already smell unless I'm freshly bathed and heavily cologned, so no downside for me

jordane9 years ago
Make the best smelling perfume in the fu**ing world then

Kittenlover1017 years ago
And call it "shit"

I-like-pressing-buttons7 years ago
I don’t care about being pretty, I just care about looking like a boss

LilyVine7 years ago
I shall bathe myself in the most expensive perfume with all the money i have.

JaffaCakeGaming321 9 years ago
This is just like saying U are the happiest person in the world Then u are the saddest person in the world You died Isn't it though

JaffaCakeGaming321 9 years ago
My thing messed up when I pressed a button like this it shows RD.

Irish_Cur8 years ago
I clicked no because I hate people who say persons plural

Jeremy139 years ago
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Pika79 years ago
Its past ll now here so i wont dye HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
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WheresTheUpside5 months ago
Doesn't say how long or how profoundly you smell like poopy

Sudokori 10 years ago
Deodorant

XCookieProX9 years ago
how long do i smell like shit? 1 day 1 week, lets say 1 hour, done deal

Weneedtobulidawall7 years ago
Nine

Zoe Eve Dorand12 years ago
day in the life of me.

ozzy9 years ago
Just take a shower

KerKsaGoG8 years ago
YAAAAY I"ve always wanted to be a persons

That_OP_Kitten9 years ago
i will smell like shit (a shit that smells nice, like choclate)

Skychaos9 years ago
Take fucking shower me

Master Bator10 years ago
i am alredy the worlds prettiest person from another button, so...

Gabby Terres12 years ago
Perfume!!!

skyrimlegend219 years ago
Dam it

sedan1609 years ago
I hate being pretty also just take a fcking shower LOL

wilyoupressthebutton9 years ago
That is a bad word

Michael bayes9 years ago
LoL don't give a shit take a fucking shower and you'll be fine

Capt. Crapper9 years ago
we call it... deodorant.

PrimalTea9873410 years ago
Eat scented candle wax so the shit will smell nice

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HoneySlime87 years ago
Wtf?

shylapoopkil10 years ago
shower and perfume, duh

harleyquinnxoxo8 years ago
Shit covered in cupcakes hell yeah

bls 12349 years ago
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sandstoneJems9 years ago
The power of soup and water.problem solved.

SmartBoi75 years ago
Tomato soup. Skunks smell worse than shit.

Chelsea Kelly12 years ago
Thats what showers are for... Conundrum, what?

EskimoCallboy9 years ago
Im the opposite of this . . .

That_OP_Kitten9 years ago
i will smell like shit (a shit that smells nice, like choclate)

Kittyplayz178 years ago
Just use the greatest perfume and shit and take like five showers

Candy252119 years ago
Can you just take a shower...? Or possibly wear deodorant?

cybermage9910 years ago
I know some people are blind,but I believe people who can't smell are rarer.

maskedmangamer9 years ago
There goes my water bill

Brendon Marwitz12 years ago
Im already fairly good lookin' and being the most attrqctive sounds more like a con.

☆Tinker☆9 years ago
Im already the prettiest girl..... jk im a goblin

RyanGamer1237 years ago
take a shower

i8toast9 years ago
Just drench yourself in deoderant or perfume.
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