Will You Press The Button?

Maharid3 months ago

Who press this think to be stup^d.

Indiggo8 years ago

I'm already existential, depressed, and cynical.... So I guess I"d just become smarter? No downside there!

phanisprobsreal9 years ago

I'm already depressed! So I would just be smarter!

Morgan J. Caola12 years ago

Not to be cocky (honestly) but this is literally me all the fucking time

shitboobcheeseburger2 years ago

shut up

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rickiisnchz8 years ago

So... Rick Sanchez?

DamianRulez8 years ago

That was My immediate thought

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Rick Sanchez wubba lubba dub dub

Bear511 months ago

im coming for you

starducks8 years ago

invent something to reverse my depresion

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Looks like someone needs Ecstacy.

Silverbullet21219 years ago

Already intelligent, bruh

Yukiyasama4209 years ago

Your profile picture says different...

Secret_Seeker7 years ago

Too late

Naln18 years ago

I was one point away from gifted... And your just assuming im dumb? I WILL NOT press the button, as I already have the upside, without the downside.

SBURBIAN9 years ago

My life in a button

Gareth Castle12 years ago

too late...

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

So... Tuesday?

Takata Cheroki12 years ago

... Aren't I there already? *flashback montage of 6th grade* *shudders*

Kaleena Bramblett12 years ago

This is already my life.

Hope McClintock12 years ago

I'm already this way though....

8-BitMan9 years ago

we are all going to die one day

phanisprobsreal9 years ago

Existential crisis's for days

Cguy8446 years ago

You cant break whats already broken

Ironicallyunironic9 years ago

I'm already like this.

KKKsupremeleader8 years ago

I'm cynicle as fuck

MrBagel7 years ago

I’m already all those things

Glassia_The_Tower10 years ago

Already am.

ididntmemeto8 years ago

jokes on u! im already depressed and cynical

FlapJack9 years ago

Not trying to be cocky but I have an IQ of roughly 142 (and counting) and I'm 13, the average IQ for an adult male is 110 so I'm not saying I'm the smartest person in the world but I am smart so no thanks.

xtaintedwisdomx9 years ago

Depending on the test you took IQ means damn near nothing except standard aptitude and achievement efficiency through school work. That doesn't necessarily make you intelligent....

caxxiotto9 years ago

Fuck you

buttonboi694204 years ago

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Eldersky379 years ago

That may or may not be me...

NooniToons8 years ago

I dont even know what existentialism

Samsteel511 years ago

I am already intelligent.

JackoDub5 years ago

I'm already fkn sad lol

Fairyqueen039 years ago

i already am intelligent

Fake-Pianist8 years ago

Already depressed :"(

Kevin156739 years ago

If your Intelligent, then you would know how to not be depressed... so I see no downside...

PaperMachine09 years ago

So you just inherently know to stop being depressed because you're intelligent?

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LB729 years ago

So basicaly a scared instine

Sylvezi7 years ago

So, nothing changes except I'm (hopefully) a bit more intelligent.

Benedani9 years ago

i already became intelligent with another button :)

boniebonie2 years ago

so... just me

RamonBits BR9 years ago

i am intelligent '-' i don't need to press that button...

Wolf1238 years ago

Im already intelligent

WhydoIneedausername?10 years ago

No need to press it ;)

Hiboi9 years ago

How is that free time

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Bakaa4 years ago

So i become smart, cool

vampyr1269 years ago

So, my life? Yeah, its sad.

Jeffrey_dick6 years ago

I already am

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xtaintedwisdomx9 years ago

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RazorSB8 years ago

So I just turn smart?

Kaleb Matthew McDaniel12 years ago

As long as I can act super conceited in the process sure.

LilacKs7 years ago

I’m already depressed. And not to boast but I have philosophical questions that I ask myself every day and it’s truly horrifying what it can do to someone. I hate it and wish I could be less intelligent.

double_d1239 years ago

Already happened... And I constantly find new ways to fight the depression and cynicism, and deal with existentialism. Think I've figured out my beef with existentialism.

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