Will You Press The Button?

dogchasingcars4 years ago

I just have to attend. I don't have to pass.

DenGC4 years ago

get training and become skillful, have retirement benefits, sign me in

FrederickJhYih5 years ago

Just... How ADVANCED? Learn to command a full fleet? Complete training of seal team 6? Or perhaps learn to be a captain of secretarial intelligent submarine captain?! That must be damned COOL!

Mine_Zone8 years ago

So you were trained but never deployed

Josh Hanlon12 years ago

> Don't have to work in military > but you have to work in the military

Master17 years ago

Train dumb fuck

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Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing8 years ago

I'm a fucking two year old inside. I can't go through child labour!

RazzmatazzJones7 years ago

So I have to go but I don't have to do shit

Fleecy7 years ago

What is the god dam point *inhales* IDIOT!

IndigoMage7 years ago

I mean, good life skills

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

My dick is a f****** Marine also why didn't censor myself f****** phone

Lzke7 years ago

I shall spectate whilst laying on a chouch, eating chrisps and shouting "boooring!"

Wolf1238 years ago

K..., i dont have to.... but i have to?

Somerandomwizard8 years ago

Got macho, get paid

bobrien6859 years ago

Sooooooo i get to have two years of advanced training where i get in amazing physical shape and id learn tons of amazing moves and how to be cleaner than clean and organized beyond reason? Mmmmmmkay? Seems easy to press the button.

Da-Dude9 years ago

I want to be in the military anyways.ðŸ˜†

kathprat76119 years ago

That's nice. I would have a family instead tho

Katie Boss12 years ago

already in the military.

Allie543218 years ago

Same here

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Melissa Sowers12 years ago

banging body here I come

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

You girls in the supervisor I'll take care of it

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oldnotweak10 years ago

really? cause it seems like veterans are always getting screwed on their retirement and healthcare and... all their benefits.

rylan frazier9 years ago

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Szandidog8 years ago

I DID NOT WANT TO FIND THE 2 OH NO MY NIGHTMARE

Lukeamaniac4 years ago

I want to be in the military

ifr3zyfellow9 years ago

work i don't think so...

Caleb Adams12 years ago

This sounds fun. Let's go!

Calypso9 years ago

Doesn't specify that you have to be good at it or something.

Sdunbar19828 years ago

And the down side is?

DarkMind9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Ninja_pig9 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Ubercrow10 years ago

Yes! Free physical fitness and discipline, followed by excellent money.

Alex Owen12 years ago

id rather just join the damn military

KobaLives7 years ago

Where"s the downside?

Henry-McCliff9 years ago

Useful for doingcriminal stuff.... Heheheh....

Hitmeup8 years ago

I wish

jimmyjr11119 years ago

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JoeReaper10 years ago

Worth it. Get in shape, develop discipline, be able to rip people's throats out, but NOT get shot at? Sign me up. Plus rather nice benefits.

DarkVanguard4 years ago

basically working in the military but you can't join the fun

BetterTitles9 years ago

I already got that shit. Thanks Dad ( who's still alive)!

Chicoti Dungula Bmo12 years ago

I'D GET RIPPED!!!!!!

larsyob89 years ago

i eat apples so why not

CombativeGoal483397 years ago

Cool

RF99Z8 years ago

Any Downside??

Sipi23sapa9 years ago

If Saitaman trained for 3 years with out a break... I can do it for 2

Unicorn1119 years ago

Save that stuff for people who help this country

oldnotweak10 years ago

people in the ACTUAL military would beat your ass every time they saw you... and you would deserve it

Nick Hodgson12 years ago

Train in the military, fuck yeah! Get military retirement beneifts, fuck yeah! Don't have to work in the military, FUCK YEAH!

TheSuicidalGiraffe9 years ago

So free combat training and benefits without the going over seas and getting shot

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Fuckkkkk it.

xXIceXx9 years ago

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kittyluvr10 years ago

But the US military doesn't get any benefits because congress.

Gazazel9 years ago

What's the downside?

Jack Vitz12 years ago

Take advantage of military benefits while actual heroes fight and die for our country? 0 dignity

WBGrock9 years ago

I would be so ripped when i was done.

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