Will You Press The Button?

DenGC 6 years ago

get training and become skillful, have retirement benefits, sign me in

dogchasingcars 5 years ago

I just have to attend. I don't have to pass.

Mine_Zone 10 years ago

So you were trained but never deployed

Parsival 3 months ago

Obviously

Josh Hanlon 13 years ago

> Don't have to work in military > but you have to work in the military

Master1 8 years ago

Train dumb fuck

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FrederickJhYih 6 years ago

Just... How ADVANCED? Learn to command a full fleet? Complete training of seal team 6? Or perhaps learn to be a captain of secretarial intelligent submarine captain?! That must be damned COOL!

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing 10 years ago

I'm a fucking two year old inside. I can't go through child labour!

RazzmatazzJones 8 years ago

So I have to go but I don't have to do shit

Fleecy 8 years ago

What is the god dam point *inhales* IDIOT!

IndigoMage 8 years ago

I mean, good life skills

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

My dick is a f****** Marine also why didn't censor myself f****** phone

Lzke 9 years ago

I shall spectate whilst laying on a chouch, eating chrisps and shouting "boooring!"

Wolf123 9 years ago

K..., i dont have to.... but i have to?

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago

Got macho, get paid

bobrien685 10 years ago

Sooooooo i get to have two years of advanced training where i get in amazing physical shape and id learn tons of amazing moves and how to be cleaner than clean and organized beyond reason? Mmmmmmkay? Seems easy to press the button.

Katie Boss 13 years ago

already in the military.

Allie54321 9 years ago

Same here

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Da-Dude 11 years ago

I want to be in the military anyways.ðŸ˜†

kathprat7611 10 years ago

That's nice. I would have a family instead tho

Melissa Sowers 13 years ago

banging body here I come

NeroAngeloM 9 years ago

You girls in the supervisor I'll take care of it

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Magickat 10 years ago

"I'm here for training!" *dies*

conor660 11 years ago

Attend

Lsuwarrior 11 years ago

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Ifredward 9 years ago

"MURICA

Cupcake321 11 years ago

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neverknown 11 years ago

fuck off

AquaShark 10 years ago

I'd rather just be in the military

JaneyTie 11 years ago

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Andrew Marinelli 12 years ago

Sounds fun. Advanced training for FREE, and I get a profit out of it....Count me in....

wadawdwdwdwadwad 3 months ago

光环的海军陆战队吗

Iceorama 11 years ago

Get military training, free paycheck, and don't have to go to war? Meh, worth it to me.

poods fan 11 years ago

Sure I'll know how to fight and use it to rob banks

HozzyBFD 11 years ago

k, y not.

Laxus Dreyar 11 years ago

I'd do it. I'm selfish, and I'd get to do the training without being dragged into some scummy war for some scummy country trying to do scummy things using good people.

CDM_PANIC_AT_THE_DISCO 10 years ago

I DONT NEED YO CHARITY

Peter Mappouridou 13 years ago

Well it's 2 years of learning how to use firearms, advanced squad tactics and physical workouts to receive veteran benefits for life. Better than grinding at an office for the majority of my life.

Union of Socialist Scandinavian Republics 11 years ago

President: I already did marine advanced training in 2 years. Minister of Defense: Me too.

Twiddle Twist 10 years ago

I don't care.

aviqwedc 11 years ago

where is he downside?

Yolo420 11 years ago

this

zan56 12 years ago

I need to get in shape

Yuki_Y 2 months ago

Says I have to attend but doesnt state I need to complete nor pass training.

neverknown 11 years ago

I can quit anyways...

fripon 11 years ago

I'd kicked out first day XD

LeapingLink 11 years ago

Same XD

oldnotweak 11 years ago

really? cause it seems like veterans are always getting screwed on their retirement and healthcare and... all their benefits.

rylan frazier 10 years ago

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Szandidog 10 years ago

I DID NOT WANT TO FIND THE 2 OH NO MY NIGHTMARE

Lukeamaniac 6 years ago

I want to be in the military

ifr3zyfellow 11 years ago

work i don't think so...

Caleb Adams 13 years ago

This sounds fun. Let's go!

Calypso 11 years ago

Doesn't specify that you have to be good at it or something.

Sdunbar1982 10 years ago

And the down side is?

DarkMind 11 years ago

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Ninja_pig 10 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

Ubercrow 12 years ago

Yes! Free physical fitness and discipline, followed by excellent money.

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