Will You Press The Button?

CheeseNigs9 years ago

Atheists laugh in the background

Pandalf_Darwinlast year

you still will end up in any version of heaven

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iamethantoo29 years ago

what if jedi is a religon when i die

Owlmaster3609 years ago

It is a real religion

Random Girl Named Cat10 years ago

I'm going to hell, maybe hang with Lucifer in his cage. :)

MakennaWinchester8 years ago

Sure, SPN is my religion!

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Kababi9 years ago

Every religion that believes in heaven has somewhat the same idea of heaven as the others so I don't get the dilemma.

Zaedalus7 years ago

You teach them sex. But more likely 72 virgins that dont wanna f#ck me. So its basically hell or could be

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SomeRazorThing7 years ago

I dont have a religion so...

Clayton Irvine12 years ago

Hear I come Valhalla.

Tacos58003 years ago

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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GamingPenguinYT9 years ago

I'm probably going to heaven anyways so nope

Nosaj9 years ago

Same.

oOBlakeOo8 years ago

I don't believe in anything so would it be a mix of all of the ideas of heaven? Or would it be what I think heaven would be? I don't even believe in heaven... What would even happen?

Xicad7 years ago

Idk it would just be a random religions heaven

Flan8 years ago

Welp I just need to create my own religion

ShippingTrash8 years ago

What if I'm an atheist

TheMeg4 years ago

If i was a ghost I would try to tell everyone that that happened.

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Xaxa3698578 years ago

I am non religious so i can choose fron anything

Progidal8 years ago

Downside?

Sarahjo8 years ago

Why do people keep saying they want to go to hell? It"s literally described as burning, wailing and knashing of teeth. You can't party when you"re burning alive and being knawed on. Just sayin".

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

You also can't party if all you"re doing is praising a random guy who randomly exiled 1/3 of his army just for them having different views?

Christa Rose Lord9 years ago

HELLO ELYSIUM OR VALHALLA OR NIRVANA OR SOMETHING HOPEFULLY ELYSIUM THOUGH CUZ I CAN SEE THE DEAD PERCY JACKSON BOOK CHARACTERS

GaminCreeperYT9 years ago

I can't press the button... I'm already going to hell, and imma pay with The Devil/Satan fire all eternity!

HiddenRealm11 years ago

You're an idiot. Heaven is a reward, in EVERY religion. No Drawback, a reward is a reward.

TheMeg4 years ago

eh what if you are atheist and don't want a religious afterlife?

Calder Jappy12 years ago

Im an Atheist

Tennessee437 years ago

You need JESUS

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Knightfury6208 years ago

Sure why not?

NinaMastrikova7 years ago

Sure why not

Cuteo8 years ago

I don't even have a religion so I can choose

Nachosmachos9 years ago

YOLO #Mictlan

Nachosmachos9 years ago

#aztecs

Ian Coleman12 years ago

HAIL SATAN!!!

S8n7 years ago

Thanks man

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Mario Quintana12 years ago

I'm an atheist.

RenMow8 years ago

You can just go to the christian heaven lol so that would be good

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Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago

No way! Heaven, with all its perfection, would be BOOOORIIING! All my friends are in Hell, so that's where I'm going!

MrMapleBar8 years ago

Boredom will literally cease to exist in heaven...

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Trevor Valance12 years ago

atheist. I win regardless

Zaedalus7 years ago

No you win if ur the religion with the worsr heaven

Matthew Faraone12 years ago

I'm a Taoist. We believe we are sent back into nothingness to be reincarnated. So really I have to gain more for doing this than not.

dankmemes1018 years ago

oooo that"s a thing? That sounds really cool.

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Masterofmeems9 years ago

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JamesSSJ10 years ago

I wouldn't mind, all heavens are usually good... Right?

nialgeorgeyt4 years ago

Heaven is Heaven

JadeAmroria6149 years ago

Edolas

Rakua8 years ago

La oss komme til Åsgård, vallhala here i come

RedDeadBoy10 years ago

Man . Why does the first Heaven got a capital H and the other heaven doesn't :)

moodytheme6 years ago

32 virgins? Yess boi

I am batman9 years ago

I am switching religions!!

Fadora_man5678 years ago

But i don`t want to go to heaven, my family and friends are in hell.

gamergeneral10 years ago

I'm pretty sure the Jewish idea of heaven is almost the same as Christian, please correct me if I'm wrong.

DigimonMintyKitty9 years ago

Yawssss

Samsteel511 years ago

I'm agnostic...

Blink182sum41storysofar528 years ago

All u fuckers saying I'm an atheist that doesn't mean shit read u dumb fucks

dankmemes1018 years ago

Why are you telling people to read when you can't even type full words?

CynchNeko10 years ago

I'm an atheist, so...

Mr.Overthinkerlast year

Fellow Atheists, WE UP

SwagJedi9 years ago

ELYSIUM HERE I COME

TheBlackMaster7 years ago

If that religion believes heaven has gummy worms peppermint and my little brothers there then fuck yeah

hippovenom9 years ago

Do I get to choose which religion? If not i would still press it because then there would be a heaven for definite, so... I'm not gonna be Selfish. Others want heaven you know.