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You can never die
but
At random times throughout the day you will be in severe pain and yell random words and phrases uncontrollably.
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okigarcia200510 years ago
MY APPLES ARE FLYING INSIDE A UFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ButtholeBarney9 years ago
So... Tourettes?

SE617last year
Pretty much
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LordOfTheLinds8 years ago
Y O U A R E A P I R A T E Oh shit it happened again

jkmc12059 years ago
ARGH MA CAR BUTT LEGS CHEESE MODE SOCKS WORK MARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago
I AM UNSTOPAB---MUSTARD!!! the tuna fish never leaves the trench, ALCAPONE!!!!

BADWOLF1010 years ago
I already do the downside all the PINEAPPLES DID 9/11 excuse me where was I.

Shawn Justice12 years ago
Shit I do that anyway.

FlamingGuitarWizard76468 years ago
Same except for the pain
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Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
I think that go- FLYING RAT UNICORN BURRITO FLYING FUCK ATE ME AND UNICORN AND FUUUUCK

XxDoctorDonnaxX7 years ago
I have chronic arthritis so checkmate, communist!

KenJen64207 years ago
Comes with the computer nerd territory anyways so no downside

Tadomitaari8 years ago
No problem. I go with my polémon fennekin and my bedt friend who has a pokémon too on an adventure. Fuck the shitty internet

Tadomitaari8 years ago
Best* pokémon*

Ryan Wright12 years ago
So when the world ends there would just be a bunch of people who pressed the button, floating in space and yelling random words? Can't wait to see you all there!

News-Cat4 years ago
Cat meow I am cat apple pears are pooping in space food cake loop no yes cats rule eye bay
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I'm not hating, I'm just communicating the truth12 years ago
Those are two punishments.

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
I fell the same

Alex Bartee12 years ago
ARGGGGGGGGGEHHEHHH PIES CAKE CARS ARHHHHHHHGGGGGG ok im fine now

mysterywoman9 years ago
Where's the upside? :-(

phoenixforever6 years ago
I already am like that in every way though Because I was born 400 years ago in the highlands of Scotland and I am immoral

justafanvergent9 years ago
i do that anyway whatever

Tylerletcher8 years ago
Sound like rapid-fire periods

EpikRexz9 years ago
PAINKILLERS

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago
Shit that happens to me all the time anyway from fapping. Besides the pain, but that happens randomly anyway;

Longanimals10 years ago
Well, I have Tourette's so I only benefit from that.

winterxhawk8 years ago
That"s everyday if you"re in a fandom

roflcopters7 years ago
OW! WHAT THE POTATO!!

Maeve Donovon12 years ago
This sounds like it'd be hilarious.

HoneyBuddhaChips9 years ago
I'd rather not watch people I love die while I sit comfortably in a a chair eating 10 packets of crisps at once...

Puggy11 months ago
immortality is shit

Gammafox9 years ago
WEll, i have about 80 years left in my life so im fine.

Mtoom30009 years ago
T8gf7c7t8hvf7c6d 6fchhjdtv7yhtcjgybu

Buffy-Anne-Summers5 years ago
Both parts are bad

ajmem9 years ago
Tourette's...I have that anyway

NinjaMila8 years ago
May as well its normal with !my mates anyways

Head7 years ago
I always do that apart from getting pain

creatingHavoc41310 years ago
That's a loose loose.

TheMrBats8 years ago
I don't want immortality anyways so

Knightmare Slayer9 years ago
IZ WORTH IT

ShadowMarco8 years ago
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hilarious

coastaldeserter9 years ago
Upside?

AssFace10 years ago
I already have this I don't need this twice.

lewis04283 years ago
no upside

VortexM4ster9 years ago
Upside?

BeretBeats8 years ago
Sounds like Brandon Sanderson"s Elantris.

Josh Brown12 years ago
sounds like an average day in my life

AlyceMae 9 years ago
I yell random non-existant phrases all day

Thekitkatking8 years ago
So tourettes?

Jeffguy9 years ago
I will shout FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

AsuraShun5 years ago
*screams of pain* TITTY FUCKING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

justafanvergent9 years ago
i hope i can travel with the doctor forever

ShinyLetsPlayer9 years ago
My terets already make this happen. Immortality! Wooooooooooooooo!

AF7 years ago
I instantly thought about Harry Potter and the half blood prince, when Dumbledore drank the potion inside the cave, was in severe pain and was having illusions, yelling "It"s all my fault! I didn't want to! I'm sorry!".

zweemanpowers10 years ago
i see no down side
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