Will You Press The Button?

phycoticlegend9 years ago

OR, you can have self control

Piotr7 years ago

That"s a character strength!

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Bribri38 years ago

I have a fast metabolism any way

yummykaka4 years ago

Me tooo I’m always hungry and I don’t get fat

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Swshine3218 years ago

This is me without downside :)

AACBD4 years ago

Time to eat some radioactive potatoes!

Manbro578 years ago

I already have that basically at least for a few more years (thank you 13-14 year old metabolism) haha suck be all you adults sorry that was disrespectful I sincerely apologize but seriously yay metabolismy

Yeetaleet56343 years ago

There"s a little thing called...punctuation.

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YellowDoggy7 years ago

"cut your lifespan short " *throws myself at button

ShunAkiyama9 months ago

I hope you did die.

Ramdog7 years ago

Couldn’t you just get those physical problems fixed?

Lataku7 years ago

Nothing will change for me. Beside the upside

FHUOlast month

我现在就是吃什么东西都不会胖，所以没有摁的理由

kjhovey9 years ago

I'm really thin, and I actually want to gain weight, so I'm going to go with No.

JasonHoaglandJr8 years ago

Me too

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TheNerdLord4 years ago

I already have a fast metablosism.

xXNebulaKittyXx8 years ago

Already there

Emil-Åberg3 years ago

You just get metabolism? Sounds like that guy Demeter cursed for cutting down a big tree.

Yeboi8 years ago

So basically stay as I am now.

Musiclover166 years ago

So basically my life now

XBuilder_BoyX9 years ago

I already have a super metabolism. I mean i could eat so many double quarter ponders form mc.donalds in one day and i wouldnt get fat.

Lzke7 years ago

OR already be able to eat tons of pizza without getting fat

WheresTheUpside23 days ago

So what's the point of being able to eat things that would kill me normally?

Jxn_888 years ago

I already have a high metabolism lol

thememescout9 years ago

I already have high metabolism

BroTGM7 years ago

Become invincible, #dosentexsitsoyoulldieashortlifelolololol

JoelWatts8 years ago

I already have, a ridiculously high metabolism. Plus, I don't have health problems.

slenderman062 years ago

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Anotherlunalovegood8 years ago

Eh I already have a good metabolism

RainBro9 years ago

I all ready have a ridiculously fast metabolism. So this scenario is irrelevant as far as I'm concerned.

LiciaNguyen7 years ago

I hate my life anyway.

AceoftheDragoons8 years ago

I already have the upside to this, I don't need the downside.

Amazingcat304 years ago

I WANT TO FUCKING EAT AN ELEPHANT WHILE I CAN

Super-sans7 years ago

I have that problem anyway that would just cut my whieg

jacobpelletier8 years ago

This is me in a nutshell m8

Darian18last year

I already can eat anything without gaining weight so all the button will do is shorten my life

Kayk5 years ago

I see no downside

WolfToGame9 years ago

This will do nothing but give me the negatives because my metabolism is already super high.

SHADEx13 years ago

I have a fast metabolism

Qazwsx1239 years ago

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JasonHoaglandJr8 years ago

Please let me get an iPhone 7. Please let me get an iPhone 7. Please let me get an iPhone 7. Please let me get an iPhone 7. Please let me get an iPhone 7. Please let me get an iPhone 7. Please let me get an iPhone 7. Please let me get an iPhone 7. ...[Show full comment]

SussyBoi8427 years ago

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I can die doing what I love, eating

Schwrzfahren7 months ago

weight is not importent.Happy first! I hope I live as long as I can,then I can get more happiness by delite

Lepraxhaun055 years ago

Never said how short It could be years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, or seconds 🤷🤷

mr.whatface9 years ago

You three smug fucks there like "oh my metabolism is already so high hummmm" well fuck you, I do multitudes of exercise and barely eat jack shit and still weigh triple the weight of the average person of my age. Fuck you three.

Fedxftw8 years ago

Actually, studies suggest you"re fat because you"re fat not genetics so shut the fuck up. I am thin n shit and my sister is fat and she constantly complains about eating healthier but the thing is, she doesn't eat much bread or sugar in meals but afterward...[Show full comment]

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