Will You Press The Button?

phycoticlegend 10 years ago

OR, you can have self control

Piotr 9 years ago

That"s a character strength!

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Bribri3 9 years ago

I have a fast metabolism any way

yummykaka 6 years ago

Me tooo I’m always hungry and I don’t get fat

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Swshine321 9 years ago

This is me without downside :)

Manbro57 10 years ago

I already have that basically at least for a few more years (thank you 13-14 year old metabolism) haha suck be all you adults sorry that was disrespectful I sincerely apologize but seriously yay metabolismy

Yeetaleet5634 4 years ago

There"s a little thing called...punctuation.

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AACBD 5 years ago

Time to eat some radioactive potatoes!

YellowDoggy 8 years ago

"cut your lifespan short " *throws myself at button

sohehsowkrdorjhweodndowjdidonsgs last year

7年前？老哥还活着吗

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Lepraxhaun05 6 years ago

Never said how short It could be years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, or seconds 🤷🤷

Ramdog 8 years ago

Couldn’t you just get those physical problems fixed?

Lataku 9 years ago

Nothing will change for me. Beside the upside

mr.whatface 10 years ago

You three smug fucks there like "oh my metabolism is already so high hummmm" well fuck you, I do multitudes of exercise and barely eat jack shit and still weigh triple the weight of the average person of my age. Fuck you three.

Fedxftw 9 years ago

Actually, studies suggest you"re fat because you"re fat not genetics so shut the fuck up. I am thin n shit and my sister is fat and she constantly complains about eating healthier but the thing is, she doesn't eat much bread or sugar in meals but afterward... [Show full comment]

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Schwrzfahren 2 years ago

weight is not importent.Happy first! I hope I live as long as I can,then I can get more happiness by delite

Maxxchamp19 8 years ago

Yo thats me all ready

AbbyBrothwell 9 years ago

I am very thin like a bitch when she just had puppies. (A bitch means female dog, I just like to shorten shit)

Yeetaleet5634 4 years ago

I already have a fast metabolism.

Memeber 10 years ago

which can mean 1 day

Smitty_18 9 years ago

........... rip

FHUO 2 years ago

我现在就是吃什么东西都不会胖，所以没有摁的理由

TheNerdLord 6 years ago

I already have a fast metablosism.

kjhovey 10 years ago

I'm really thin, and I actually want to gain weight, so I'm going to go with No.

JasonHoaglandJr 9 years ago

Me too

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xXNebulaKittyXx 9 years ago

Already there

Emil-Åberg 4 years ago

You just get metabolism? Sounds like that guy Demeter cursed for cutting down a big tree.

Yeboi 10 years ago

So basically stay as I am now.

XBuilder_BoyX 10 years ago

I already have a super metabolism. I mean i could eat so many double quarter ponders form mc.donalds in one day and i wouldnt get fat.

Musiclover16 7 years ago

So basically my life now

Lzke 9 years ago

OR already be able to eat tons of pizza without getting fat

Jxn_88 10 years ago

I already have a high metabolism lol

WheresTheUpside last year

So what's the point of being able to eat things that would kill me normally?

thememescout 10 years ago

I already have high metabolism

BroTGM 8 years ago

Become invincible, #dosentexsitsoyoulldieashortlifelolololol

JoelWatts 9 years ago

I already have, a ridiculously high metabolism. Plus, I don't have health problems.

slenderman06 3 years ago

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Anotherlunalovegood 10 years ago

Eh I already have a good metabolism

RainBro 10 years ago

I all ready have a ridiculously fast metabolism. So this scenario is irrelevant as far as I'm concerned.

LiciaNguyen 9 years ago

I hate my life anyway.

BoingyBoingerton last year

Self control ftw, not pressing

AceoftheDragoons 9 years ago

I already have the upside to this, I don't need the downside.

Amazingcat30 5 years ago

I WANT TO FUCKING EAT AN ELEPHANT WHILE I CAN

Super-sans 8 years ago

I have that problem anyway that would just cut my whieg

Darian18 2 years ago

I already can eat anything without gaining weight so all the button will do is shorten my life

jacobpelletier 10 years ago

This is me in a nutshell m8

Kayk 6 years ago

I see no downside

WolfToGame 10 years ago

This will do nothing but give me the negatives because my metabolism is already super high.

ImAFemboy 6 months ago

I have an insane metabolism anyways

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JasonHoaglandJr 9 years ago

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