You have all the money you will ever need
but
You must drink one cup of dish water every day.
I will not


Maharidlast year
I will die in little time so what's the point?

AColdGuy4 years ago
DISH WATER isn't something specific. I will just drink soup (water on a dish).

uglyburd7 months ago
real

KawaiiCrybaby9 years ago
living up to the song lyrics "now i gotta wash my mouth out with soap"

jimmymacelroy8 years ago
O my God Mel💕
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TheVeryNiceGuyCZ9 years ago
If I have all the money in the world i'll pay the scientists to make the water taste like COLA

SOME RANDOM GUY9 years ago
the thing is the money you will ever need that means enough,average money not money you will WANT!!!!so if you are poor and you are given 500 dollars then that is the money you NEED to buy food and other resources

BellaRoseKozzy 9 years ago
dish water GROSS but MONEY

DanTheMan12347 years ago
I have to agree with the flower on this one

Funsized_Nothing4 years ago
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TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
I know your secret cause you just told this entire website which is available to the whole world

Wolfo7 years ago
Never said how small the cup was. Bam, ill survive life yay

Catherine Xixi12 years ago
need and want are 2 very different things though

Wrav8 months ago
loan money and buy everything you WANT. Now the debt is something you NEED to repay and so u get the money to do so. :D
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Ic3creamkid7 years ago
It could be a frickin shot glass

Huuuu7 years ago
It doesn't say you can't filter the water or cleab it in any otger way

Hayley Opas12 years ago
i would buy a very tiny cup.

mattster3 years ago
what if the only cups available were average sized cups? *DUN DUN DUN*
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Aly Necor12 years ago
shotglass!

Louise Mawari Æðelred12 years ago
First thing in the morning, give your dishtub/sink a good rinse, run some water (hot or cold to your taste) add a pinch of dish soap and some sugar or honey. Pour and done. Enjoy not needing money for anything, unless you're a greedy little shit, in which case HAHA!

VoidStorm7 years ago
I agree with Louise. All the money you will need is all the money that you need for things that help you survive. You can buy the highest quality of these things and be set for life and if you don't, you might be a greedy little shit.
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Martin Vlček12 years ago
I drink from dish water every day tho.

NightStar7 years ago
Kinda conflicted with this one, I get all the money that I’ll need for the rest of my life but won’t get the money for the things that I want.

Nikkiy TheJigglypuff12 years ago
id turn in to coffee or some thing lol

Derpy Toast9 years ago
It didn't say how bug the cup would be. It could be ad small ad a shot glass

TheLonesomeBird9 years ago
Yeah ill create a dish soap that makes the water taste like strawberry milkshake :)

crazy pvz fan9 years ago
already drink dish water 3 times a day

CrazyMage5 years ago
idc lol

WholesomeChungus711 months ago
i hope you've grown and changed as a person

fishfart gaming9 years ago
Never

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Charlie Banks12 years ago
I don't use dishes though, I eat from the pan.

Lopy-lobster3747 years ago
Only one?

floricel_1129 years ago
just put water in a cup from the kitchen sink and done

Nig698 years ago
1cup can be a shot glass

KillerCubePlays9 years ago
I'd buy a cup that is 1cmx1cmx1cm...

Viable_Golem43759 years ago
Didn't say soapy or dirty dish water...

SOME RANDOM GUY9 years ago
i buy dishes that easily wash themselves with the money and end up drinking plain water only!!

18mlivingston10 years ago
Yeah already do that.

SeeleMeep9 years ago
A drinkable dish water that has magnificent flavour

JustinRay8 years ago
What kinda dish? Bowl? Plate? Cup? Didn't specify so...

Kieran Moore12 years ago
Take a deep breath!

John VunderDog9 years ago
get s very small cup like a millimeter wide.

Superaaen1239 years ago
you could honestly put clean water in no soap and drink out of that

bestofluck0youcannotbeatmynamebecauseIbutifulpersonabeautifulpersonkookylooklool8 years ago
§2345

Mirror Ghost9 years ago
How bigs the cup?

DiddleFiddle7 years ago
I eat drink dish water for breakfast.

Star_ZRAL8 years ago
Shit out a lightbulb

Thundahgolem9 years ago
Canada's dishwater is better than bottle water

denisdailys7 years ago
omg

AyaMayume10 years ago
I can chase it with booze or something so YES!

AddieHardy7 years ago
My dishes gonna be hella clean

Messmaker11 years ago
Yeah, I could do this

BoredZero9 years ago
Wait, are we talking about like fresh dish water pre-wash or really, really grungy dish water post-wash?

DarkOverlord28 years ago
It can't be that bad

djshorty1189 years ago
With all the money I need I can buy dish water that's always clean

Beffychungud5 years ago
It can be clean dish water

MCyolo019 years ago
Well just put no dirty stuff in the dish and it will be like tap water

DotChomper9 years ago
What if my dishes are extremely clean?
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