Will You Press The Button?

Arthur_Sarue9 years ago

Create a f*ck, so it can be given to the people who think being autistic is a bad thing.

Patrick Turner12 years ago

look i created the cure for autism

Used_2013_toyota_camry_RWD11 months ago

loophole hell yeah

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Mystical7 years ago

I'm. I'm already autistic. I love it too, there"s something known as the higher fuctioning end of the autism spectrum and it gives people super smarts (i.e. Albert Einstein) except your social skills are not naturally developed. So heck yeah, I"d love a bit more of that! My autism is a blessing!

Arachne92837384 months ago

I think you're thinking about Asperger's Syndrome. As someone who has it, having Asperger's is also a curse on top of the blessing you think it is.

Heyunicornhey9 years ago

What is sooo bad about being autistic???

Prism8 years ago

People on the internet can be such insensitive pricks. Seriously guys, get a life.

Obscurial8 years ago

What the heck of downside is that, autism is not some kind of horrible illness.

pressmedont1239 years ago

I find this insulting seeing as I have high functioning autism alreadyðŸ˜¡

AlternativeDisaster8 years ago

Jokes on you, autistic people are cool.

W1l6210 years ago

I'm already autistic and why do people think it's bad?

dankmemes1018 years ago

I will create a new planet in which all humans will haVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR OTHERS -_-

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@Gengu The needs of many outweigh the needs of one. I am glad that @dankmemes101 is willing to sacrifice themselves to make the world a better place. As for me? Nope, I do not want my sensory issues to get worse, thank you very much.

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GalacticGaming8 years ago

You cannot cure autism as it is in your brain, also i find this quite insulting because my brother has autism.

Glockachu5 years ago

*Autistic Genius intensifies*

Spooder-Mu7 years ago

Uhm... I'm already autistic.

SaioumaKokichi3 years ago

Same

Furriest Of Gamers10 years ago

theres an ad for autism on here...

evilman9879 years ago

It's called word tracking google

jackrhodes2008 years ago

Well autism is literally the next step in human evolution. Its basically just getting smarter

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Eh, I would define it as accelerated brain growth and extra connections between neurons. Getting smarter, though? That’s debatable.

the117doctor8 years ago

Guess who has autism...this guy. Guess who got homecoming prince! This guy! Guess who will be happy doing delivery and video games!? THIS GUY!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Guess whose symptoms got worse! Not this guy, that guy!

Cheryl Hopper12 years ago

What's wrong with being autistic? I don't see any downside to this. Screw whoever came up with this, treating autism like it's a negative. FUCK YOU!

Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago

Arg Autism is nothing to joke about I have two friends who are autistic!!!

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TungstenDioxide8 years ago

I wouldn't want the ability to create any item in the first place.

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago

I'm already autistic, so there's no problem for me :)

SinonMercer7 years ago

Yeah, but you get MORE autistic. That"s a problem.

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Lemmykoopa75510 years ago

Create a cure for autism

leahlivesforgaming10 years ago

HAVE I NOT CLEARY STAEDED I LIKE MY BODY AND I HAVE EVERY ITEM I WANT ...... I know I had caps on

Brooksf1610 years ago

You had caps on. :P

Eddie Zielinski12 years ago

Why would you NOT press the button? You gain the OPTION to do this. I just wouldn't use it unless it was something of dire importance. (And also, just make a cure for Autism.)

Immortal-millionaire-being-chased-by-immortal-snail4 years ago

with the button you can cure autism

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Kenny Fishman12 years ago

already have aspergers not a problem

Spooder-Mu7 years ago

To that one person saying they have aspergers and not autism... that"s a lie. Aspergers is a form of autism. The highest functioning actually. Beacause I have aspergers, anxiety, AD/HD, epilepsy, OCD, and I'm bipolar.

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TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

No downside

KurimuzonTora9 years ago

Next up is a Bunny

Creeperkiller20007 years ago

Well my first creation would be the cure for autism then

notmi10 years ago

I creat a cure for autism....

mtheman8 years ago

cure to everything here i come

Boopdeshoop7 years ago

THIS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF DISCRIMINATION OF THOSE WHO ARE DISABLED

Mystical7 years ago

As someone with autism, i can say that not all of us are disabled. There is a higher functioning end of the spectrum. And tbh the rest of us dont really care that much.

dumbwhiteguy011 years ago

You don't have to use it,you can create an autism cure, and use the ability in emergencies.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

As someone who is autistic I'm very offended by this.

Jaiwolph4 years ago

I'm not diagnosed with Autism (i have symptoms but not diagnosed) but omfg this is offensive to even non autistics. Wtaf

Ruby \\&quot;The Weaponizer\\&quot; Rose9 years ago

I'll create a cure for it! Problem solved!

Whyjoneswhy9 years ago

What's with all the hate? I mean, I got autism and am constantly steriotyped by people who are too stupid to realize that there multiple level to it. But hey, the jokes are not that bad.

Deealpha6 years ago

As autistic as I am. I dont think that will xhange

ARandomPandaNerdThing7 years ago

I already have it, so NO DOWNSIDE!! :D (I also take meds :3)

transcendantviewer10 years ago

Dahmanner, wouldn't that directly make you "Infinitely Autistic" because something that can create anything has infinite value?

ridjcula9 months ago

i already am autistic. and its not a bad thing it takes one google search to find out

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago

Soooo, I guess a charizards out of the question then?

Prince Hans9 years ago

Create an item that will give you whatever you want and take away your autism

realpain14424 years ago

high functioning autism isn't a bad thing + create the cure to autism

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

I'm autistic and i take serious offense in this.

Music_4_Life10 years ago

already autistic

Lepraxhaun055 years ago

Autism isn't really that bad ya know 🖕

RandomnessInc8 years ago

Create something that creates more things for free

Brent Hassan12 years ago

Anti-Autism Machine

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM89 years ago

what the fuck

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, User @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished...[Show full comment]

ShadowfangTC9 years ago

Apparently it's not well known, but autism can be considered a giant circle of possible behaviors.

Victoriamw7 years ago

What if a autistic?

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