You do not age naturally
but
You age by a week every time you think about ageing. You cannot age by more than a week every day though.
I will not

JSE fan 11 years ago
what?

Eukalyptus 4 years ago
i think that you are dumb magigkat
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EpicSparklez98 11 years ago
Knowing me, I'd think about aging all the time and age 7 times faster than everyone else. Age 7 days every day, pfft, no.

OversizedLegoSpoon64 4 years ago
*presses button* two years later: I'm 194!

PuckEmilia 9 years ago
"you"re only as old as you feel"

Bongo 4 years ago
What?

Vorpex 10 years ago
I don't see an upside.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Don't think about aging then you won't age. Simple.
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BennettDurkin 9 years ago
what?

coffhar 9 years ago
Yeah, no. I don't want a "longer" life because I would see the end of the world but I wouldn't anyway because I know for a fact that I think about aging every day. Worthless.

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
I would basically age 6x faster

PikachuPlayer 10 years ago
I think about ageing A LOT of times, so I would die VERY sooner...

jill 11 years ago
Ok I want to be 17

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Seriously? Just never think about it.

iddads 11 years ago
l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h... [Show full comment]

Master Roshi 11 years ago
I tried this at least 100 times and still nothing happened why are you kids so gullible these days?

Swifty_1201 12 years ago
Arthur Lee, you must be a very advanced baby

LilHopPlays 11 years ago
It's good for me because I don't remember a lot and I do never remember me aging so yeah

Nerdyboy 10 years ago
I"d do it till I'm 25. Then i wouldn't care about getting older.

mushroomdasmall 10 years ago
i am fine

BamtanJEM 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabb... [Show full comment]

Eko Wolfe 11 years ago
??? um....What does it mean by not "aging naturally" Do I age slower or faster?

Mutey-Fresh 9 years ago
Not at all

Ubercrow 12 years ago
No way. I would not be able to stop myself from thinking "Don't think about aging!"

SarahVeronicaHall 9 years ago
...Why would you even want to age differently than everyone else?

Jacob Wright 13 years ago
I hardly ever think about ageing, and according to this, thinking of anything age related is okay as long as it's not the ageing process.

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
This is making me think about aging

POKEMANER_31 11 years ago
ok im 18 now bye mom bye dad(:D

cwell115 10 years ago
There's no upside

the vargus 11 years ago
l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h... [Show full comment]

¿MysteryM? 11 years ago
Stop! You people who post this shit are obviously prepubescent little shit bags who believe that repost a dumb ass piece of shit like this actually effects your life... guess what... this is why no one likes and why you'll never get the girl or guy cause i... [Show full comment]

Lackingdownside 5 years ago
Even though the wording is wonky this is a really good question!

gah 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Mercykid 12 years ago
Hypnotism

SuperSonicLover2004 9 years ago
Have someone hypnotize you Tori you can never think about aging after you aged however much you want.

serrato12 11 years ago
Hell no. I'd be like Benjamin Button but weirder...

Dupes 9 years ago
No upside

flanpantantan 11 years ago
What if you never think about it and see the end of the world? That's why I said no.

KittenLover_7 3 years ago
Get hypnotized and have them create a deeply traumatic memory about ageing so you block it out and never think about ageing again. Leave a note to yourself so that you can be reminded to undo this when you are tired of being alive.

the vargus 11 years ago
l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h... [Show full comment]

4LaraOtaku 10 years ago
I don't see an upside.

Loophole-alert 9 years ago
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Sfgswf12 10 years ago
It doesn't say you will die

iddads 11 years ago
l: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed h... [Show full comment]

Arthur Lee 13 years ago
when you are a newborn baby you dont think about ageing, im pretty sure. So forever 0

abcx 9 years ago
Not aging naturally is not precise enough. Not at all if not thinking about aging? Twice as fast? Half the speed? 1000 times the speed? 0.001 times as fast?

magicCat 5 years ago
stay young never die" never go through puberty

Foxybohv 10 years ago
Where"s the upside?

Luis diaz 11 years ago
Lol

xxx_n0t@n0sc0p3r_xxx 10 years ago
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SERB 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Panifex 9 years ago
Just don't think about aging! The less you think about it, the longer you live.

GreenleafElf 12 years ago
I could probably do that.

_kate_z_great_ 9 years ago
Wha?

Hafiz 11 years ago
Whats the positive side?
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