Will You Press The Button?

I&lt;3Hitler9 years ago

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themanADam2 years ago

ermrmm personally, my sister has the retarism and my mom beats her and now dshe have a Tlyer1 dent and Elon mush saves me .

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Dank meme lord9 years ago

This is my dream job actually.

Explosifiy5 years ago

Ive heard working at tesla is horrible, your boss is someone who litterally learned rocket science in a month by reading only. Meaning there is no security, Elon could literally come down and do your job, and he would be better than you You get good pay and benifits, but you are worked to the bone

the117doctor8 years ago

My bike is gonna be electric anyway so...infinite electricity...my bike is also gonna be a TARDIS style from bike...the start-up sounding like the TARDIS appearing (+light effects) and the shutdown sounding as if it was disappearing(+light effects.)

the117doctor8 years ago

TARDIS style tron-bike

Kermitsewerslide6 years ago

Ima get a fracking rocket launcher and machine guns on my tank so ya that"s pretty worth it

MONKIBOI9422 years ago

lol just shoot down the frackin" whole thing

Drake Mckinney12 years ago

You can't find that kind of job security anymore.

FantasyKitten8 years ago

True.....

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Matthew Doraby12 years ago

So i get a dream car, and a guaranteed stable job will into retirement?

PHANDOM8 years ago

If I get unlimited fuel, why shouldn't I just quit my job and sell so much fuel I get rich

DrTree8 years ago

"You MUST WORK for Tesla Motors.."

alepro8 years ago

i love cars it would be a win win

PokeLOL8 years ago

Electricity, yeah babe Jynx

YIU JUST GOT EXPLOITED8 years ago

Rent your car out for infinite money

Gravittax9 years ago

Get the most expensive car in the world and sell it bomb early retirement

Blake Wellen12 years ago

That would honestly be the life, saving the earth from humans and a feeling of security

Jio3 years ago

you just made all that shit up. what the fuck is electro smoke? CO2 is a chemical compound with lots of science to back up its effects. "electro smoke" isn't a compound

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Tyler Dixon12 years ago

If it means that I get to get a 1970 Chevelle SS for free with unlimited fuel then I will be joining Tesla

Alex Garbarino12 years ago

Tesla is the shit

Fedxftw8 years ago

Why?

Jhay-Dee Drinkmilkwhilebeing Chasedbyzombies12 years ago

Ok :) So Im just gonna feel that my car is in gta v :)

Themessigcn8 years ago

Kmn

corni9 years ago

This is my dream coming true Im 16 and i really wanna move to a own home so a free job + car= bye mum and dad :^)

jbol23014 years ago

wait so if i dont do anything i won't get fired and i will get paid anyway

Blademan9 years ago

I can't drive

asome9 years ago

me niether

Hplan9 years ago

Fuck yeah!!

DylanFarstveet5 years ago

I like Tesla so

Superwholock+Merlin10 years ago

Impala Impala!!!! Eeeeeeeek

mroggangsta8 years ago

Can I test drive all the cars I want then decide

FroggerFresh7 years ago

My dream car is a Tesla

Minner G8 years ago

Yea I will. Ill get social security and when ixretire I get free car plus extraxmoney bcs I retire

So sufistic8ed9 years ago

Works for me

N.x.s.h9 years ago

You could drown Donald Trump

goose21last year

this question gave me goosebumps...

Kodiak9 years ago

so a stable job and i could purposely take peices of of my vehicle get it fixed for free and use the removed parts to build an exact replica yup sounds great to me

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TheDooo4 years ago

Heck yes

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FirefoxYT8 years ago

You know what... I can't even see any downside

Drannon9 years ago

I prefer motorbikes anyway.

Little_Jamie8 years ago

Love this. I love this. I so love this. I so just love this.

JoshJumper9 years ago

Never!!!!

Vampawolf966 years ago

I see no downside here!!

tilmoph10 years ago

So is Tesla just a really shitty company to work for? Because all I'm seeing here is free super car with a downside of ...uh... job security.

Hail Cthulhu9 years ago

Exactly@ Plus I hear that Tesla pays pretty well too!

Ablibabli9 years ago

What is the downside ?

MakennaWinchester7 years ago

1967 Impala ;)

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I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago

Free gas and you guarantee me a job. I fail to see a downside

P.F.A9 years ago

I get a car made of dimond and a job.tnx

Awesome!! Get it? WWE9 years ago

Thx*

Archer_shoob3 years ago

I would quit and work at a bar

Deathstroke is better9 years ago

LAMBO, HERE I COME!!!!!

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TheMadHatter9 years ago

who needs cars? pfff

PedroChavesAzevedo7 years ago

You can get other jobs and work in that one for the time you want

KoolAidDolan11 years ago

Never said I had to show up for work.

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