Will You Press The Button?

pixelBagel 11 years ago

Me, an asexual: *FUVCKING SLAMS THE BUTTON*

Harry212 last year

me too

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Satoru_Gojo last year

Dawg, cold pizza is good too

emmytown 11 years ago

Asexuals laugh as they shove pizza into their mouths in the distance.

Timelypat 9 years ago

Oh boy here we go...

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Achim Hofvenschiold 11 years ago

HELL YEAH PIZZA!!! BORING 60% OF PEOPLE WHO WANTS TO GET LAID!!! JUST MASTURBATE SON!

GalacticVoid 5 years ago

lactose intolerance people be like.

Weesnaw_Brother3 10 years ago

Hurray, no sex AND diabetes. Why dont you just shoot me in the dick?

Mech57 9 years ago

Warm pizza? WARM? Get that gay ass "WARM" pizza out of my face hoe

Filip Kalny 13 years ago

SO nothing changes and I get pizza...im in

I8gum 3 years ago

Same

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Pashipasha 9 years ago

So I solve world hunger and get a protection against rape... Sounds good. I like pizza.

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

Best. Fucking. Button. Ever.

CODEX07 9 years ago

Ok, makes sense

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Moomoothecow 9 years ago

*solves world hunger*

StormyAnne 9 years ago

One word: oral

LucaArdelean 9 years ago

So u would rather get fat that being able to get a family

IWinzBro 10 years ago

Not worth it

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago

😢😢😢😢SOOOO HAAAARRRDDD WHAT TO DO .......NO SEX OR PIZZA

TorrentialChaos 3 years ago

Beltrixity I like your pfp

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Missinglink42 11 years ago

Didn't say anything about foreplay and buttsects

Winged_Creature 11 years ago

Lol well this is very good for me!

Hatched Ender Dragon 10 years ago

What the hell are you

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mlglol223 11 years ago

I fucking hate pizza and I'm not gonna die as a fucking virgin you bastard.

Balto_Husky 11 years ago

I'm not a virgin anymore, so I would become suddenly vigin again?

darthgumby 12 years ago

I can get my own pizza. And still have sex. Why take one away?

Jack Seage 13 years ago

..... did they create this backward, or do they just hate pizza.....

Lior-the-kebab 4 years ago

Wow i didn't even notice

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JosÃ© Daniel Caballero 13 years ago

you can always fap xD

verynicetree 5 years ago

@Logic2.0 seems kinda sus.

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RandomPersonRandomNumber 3 years ago

I can feed hungry people.

HiddenNightFury 11 years ago

FUCK YEAH.

Kingdom ruler 11 years ago

Pizza is ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

GohanIsFav5 10 years ago

Can you just bribe someone to have sex with you with pizza.

Jose Luis Zaragoza 13 years ago

i think i would get tired of piza haha

AsiaBasia 9 years ago

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huffpuff1337 11 years ago

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wolfpup 10 years ago

i need to fuck every day

echo-ld 5 years ago

what if i"m already not a virgin?

Krimson_Shadow_the_Changeling 11 years ago

yes because i was already planning on it.

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

IDK about them,but I am the one who knocks :)

sub2MrmcgamesYT 6 years ago

bruh there is literally no downside

tiltobias 11 years ago

Pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rocket 9 years ago

Don't have to go near other people and pizza? Hell yes!

The Dark Tosser 12 years ago

On one hand, unicorns approach me. On the other, I remain skinny. These are the tough choices people!

-insertclichename- 8 years ago

Cheese before being pleased

DEsmond_5412 11 years ago

I don't like pizza that much. But breaking the rules of physics with unlimited anything is always tempting. I do not however, core for eternal virginity. I did not press the button, even though unlimited combustible pizza would mean an unlimited supply of ... [Show full comment]