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37421 (41%) people have pressed this button, while 54908 (59%) did not.

You're a virgin for the rest of your life

but

You have an unlimited amount of warm pizza for the rest of your life

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pixelBagel 11 years ago

Me, an asexual: *FUVCKING SLAMS THE BUTTON*

Harry212 last year

me too

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Satoru_Gojo last year

Dawg, cold pizza is good too

emmytown 11 years ago

Asexuals laugh as they shove pizza into their mouths in the distance.

Timelypat 9 years ago

Oh boy here we go...

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Achim Hofvenschiold 11 years ago

HELL YEAH PIZZA!!! BORING 60% OF PEOPLE WHO WANTS TO GET LAID!!! JUST MASTURBATE SON!

GalacticVoid 5 years ago

lactose intolerance people be like.

Weesnaw_Brother3 10 years ago

Hurray, no sex AND diabetes. Why dont you just shoot me in the dick?

Mech57 9 years ago

Warm pizza? WARM? Get that gay ass "WARM" pizza out of my face hoe

Filip Kalny 13 years ago

SO nothing changes and I get pizza...im in

I8gum 3 years ago

Same

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Pashipasha 9 years ago

So I solve world hunger and get a protection against rape... Sounds good. I like pizza.

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

Best. Fucking. Button. Ever.

CODEX07 9 years ago

Ok, makes sense

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Moomoothecow 9 years ago

*solves world hunger*

StormyAnne 9 years ago

One word: oral

LucaArdelean 9 years ago

So u would rather get fat that being able to get a family

IWinzBro 10 years ago

Not worth it

ST3ALTHY 10 years ago

😢😢😢😢SOOOO HAAAARRRDDD WHAT TO DO .......NO SEX OR PIZZA

TorrentialChaos 3 years ago

Beltrixity I like your pfp

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Missinglink42 11 years ago

Didn't say anything about foreplay and buttsects

Winged_Creature 11 years ago

Lol well this is very good for me!

Hatched Ender Dragon 10 years ago

What the hell are you

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mlglol223 11 years ago

I fucking hate pizza and I'm not gonna die as a fucking virgin you bastard.

Balto_Husky 11 years ago

I'm not a virgin anymore, so I would become suddenly vigin again?

darthgumby 12 years ago

I can get my own pizza. And still have sex. Why take one away?

Jack Seage 13 years ago

..... did they create this backward, or do they just hate pizza.....

Lior-the-kebab 4 years ago

Wow i didn't even notice

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JosÃ© Daniel Caballero 13 years ago

you can always fap xD

verynicetree 5 years ago

@Logic2.0 seems kinda sus.

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Cami505 9 years ago

Immmm what is the downside

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago

I'm not a virgin so GIMME MY PIZZA

Guessermesser1 5 years ago

I think the upside and downside should switch

toxic-reaper 11 years ago

pizza is life it is the only sores of happiness!!!!

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

BEST THING EVER!!!

golden_wind 6 years ago

No...

Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Mam 9 years ago

But what lf you have had sex before. Loooooooophole

Thelogicdude 12 years ago

the upside is being a virgin, WUT?

USGC 8 years ago

Already am

Kittycatmax06 11 years ago

I love ðŸ•

sonhol 10 years ago

a virgin is a woman with an intact haymen wich you can have even after se so tecnicly men has no downsides and women just have inttact haymens from now on withfree pizza

RAF1106 last year

warm? just warm? like been sitting out for a day warm?

BedBananas 11 years ago

i cant stand eating pizza

MasochisticKitten 10 years ago

Lucky asexuals be smashing the buton and u cant bring myself to do it like... ðŸ˜¢

Andrea LÃ¸vÃ¥s Andersen 13 years ago

Why not

cigarguitar 5 years ago

There"s literally no downside

Cindertrap 11 years ago

take it in the butt ,':)

watsonsword 9 years ago

Well... that describes my sorry-ass life anyway, so bring on the pizza!

Yooze R. Naim 11 years ago

What KIND of pizza?

changerfett 6 years ago

*laughs in lost virginity*

SmileyMelons 11 years ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn...

toxic-reaper 11 years ago

that's me

BashBartiBish 9 years ago

Why warm?What about hot?

SugarBuneary23 12 years ago

this is good, because i'm asexual and I love pizza

IceStorm557 10 years ago

what does virgin mean? XD I am only 9...

Thebestroll 10 years ago

A guy or girl who haven't had sex LOL

AndrijaFuncyman 11 years ago

No downside :D

NotARobot 9 years ago

They only said you stay a virgin... does that mean I can have sex and still be counted as a virgin?

Maggie 12 years ago

Too late for the first part. So HELL YES FREE PIZZA.

AngelAuraQuartz 10 years ago

I just don't like pizza that much. Granted I also do not like sex that much, but why would I EVER want that much pizza. Also I would like to be a mom some day, so fuck that.

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