Will You Press The Button?

oofityoofoof5 years ago

but i can't swim

Warmwave2 years ago

Swimming speed: 0 0 x 2 = 0 so you won’t swim at all

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Raato4 years ago

I wanna me a cool fish man let"s gooooo

BoredAsFrick5 years ago

it’s a win win for me dude

Correct5 years ago

This is cool af

Lamonite3 years ago

If I can do that, then yes. :-I

pablo694203 years ago

Downside?

therealandy4 years ago

could you imagine how much money you could also make selling feet pics?

thereal_lemon3 years ago

surgery?

SapphireRuby1239 years ago

I hated being human anyways so why not :P

CooledItLongAgo3 years ago

can't breathe water, and I am not that into the ocean

Inu5 years ago

I dont see any downside here

ILikeCheeseSoMuch6 years ago

Will i be able to breathe underwater tho?

EumeliaCly7 years ago

Toes would disappear in the future anyway.

Rhys Wilkinson12 years ago

SCREW HUMANS I'MA BE A MERMAID

alienROBOT7 years ago

Oh yea

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themindreader7 years ago

50% disagree? HOW I LOVE SWIMMING

Lataku7 years ago

I am gonna be a zora <3

AmberJade2158 years ago

This is a swimmers dream

The_Darkstar8 years ago

Win the olympics, win swim competitions, spend prize money on foot surgery

BoomBoomBruh 9 years ago

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papersnake2 years ago

BoomBoomBruh shut the heck up

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Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade;9 years ago

But, I don't even care about swimming XD

Mrskyline7 years ago

Not so bad

391014099 years ago

I am a duck with scales

ShadowShaper8 years ago

QUACK QUACK MOTHERTRUCKER

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Masonando9 years ago

welded? I hope you mean fused hahah

VesHeil9 years ago

I just don't see enough of an upside to willingly have my freaking toes welded together. Now, if it said webbed, that'd be a different story, but it doesn't, and I am not going through that just to swim quickly.

Austinn10 years ago

Can't weld skin... I believe this dilemma means webbed toes..

RJwriter11 years ago

How would you weld your toes together? Isn't welding for metal?

Josh Ruth12 years ago

I'm Aquaman bitches!

Poseidonx9 years ago

The ducky hero

David Octogonopus12 years ago

WELDED?! That means that our toes will have molten metal forcefully shot at them. Not worth it.

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago

I think having webbed feet and scales would disqualify you for the Olympics. You're too modified to count.

KillerPumpkin 10 years ago

not if your handy with a hacksaw >:) what webbed feet? i dont see any feet at all!

2020hund9 years ago

Hellla amazing! Fuck humanity!

Wizardmon10 years ago

sounds painful. also it would be cheating anyways

KillerPumpkin 10 years ago

nobody has to know *shhhhhhh* oh and remember "mermaid snitches get mermaid stitches"

Jooooooooooooooosh8 years ago

Fun fact: if you have webbed feet you are instantly disqualified from the Olympics.

Yeeter30006 years ago

No one will care about ur feet if ur that good at swimming

Metal69911 years ago

Not like I use my toes for anything anyway.

Pip66259 years ago

Mermaid!!!

ThatCook 9 years ago

Hey guys, you aren't mermaids, you can still drown

KillerPumpkin 10 years ago

downside? hell if i get discriminated for my awesome scaly feet..... ill just turn around..... put on some sunglasses and say ....... "deal with it bitches" then jump into the ocean and swim away with my rude finger firmly placed out of the water ...[Show full comment]