Will You Press The Button?

oofityoofoof5 years ago

but i can't swim

Warmwave2 years ago

Swimming speed: 0 0 x 2 = 0 so you won’t swim at all

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Raato4 years ago

I wanna me a cool fish man let"s gooooo

BoredAsFrick5 years ago

it’s a win win for me dude

Correct5 years ago

This is cool af

Lamonite3 years ago

If I can do that, then yes. :-I

pablo694203 years ago

Downside?

therealandy4 years ago

could you imagine how much money you could also make selling feet pics?

thereal_lemon3 years ago

surgery?

SapphireRuby1238 years ago

I hated being human anyways so why not :P

CooledItLongAgo3 years ago

can't breathe water, and I am not that into the ocean

Inu5 years ago

I dont see any downside here

ILikeCheeseSoMuch5 years ago

Will i be able to breathe underwater tho?

EumeliaCly7 years ago

Toes would disappear in the future anyway.

Rhys Wilkinson12 years ago

SCREW HUMANS I'MA BE A MERMAID

alienROBOT7 years ago

Oh yea

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themindreader7 years ago

50% disagree? HOW I LOVE SWIMMING

Lataku7 years ago

I am gonna be a zora <3

AmberJade2157 years ago

This is a swimmers dream

The_Darkstar8 years ago

Win the olympics, win swim competitions, spend prize money on foot surgery

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papersnake2 years ago

BoomBoomBruh shut the heck up

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Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade;9 years ago

But, I don't even care about swimming XD

Mrskyline7 years ago

Not so bad

391014099 years ago

I am a duck with scales

ShadowShaper8 years ago

QUACK QUACK MOTHERTRUCKER

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Masonando9 years ago

welded? I hope you mean fused hahah

VesHeil9 years ago

I just don't see enough of an upside to willingly have my freaking toes welded together. Now, if it said webbed, that'd be a different story, but it doesn't, and I am not going through that just to swim quickly.

Austinn10 years ago

Can't weld skin... I believe this dilemma means webbed toes..

RJwriter11 years ago

How would you weld your toes together? Isn't welding for metal?

Josh Ruth12 years ago

I'm Aquaman bitches!

Poseidonx9 years ago

The ducky hero

David Octogonopus12 years ago

WELDED?! That means that our toes will have molten metal forcefully shot at them. Not worth it.

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago

I think having webbed feet and scales would disqualify you for the Olympics. You're too modified to count.

KillerPumpkin 9 years ago

not if your handy with a hacksaw >:) what webbed feet? i dont see any feet at all!

Serpentine Determination9 years ago

I want to FLY not swim

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Raindropfox7 years ago

I want to be the amphibian man from The Shape Of Water.

kople7009 years ago

Really? I WANA BE A ZOURA FROM ZELDA!

HotSauceBear10 years ago

I can get money as a circus freak :D

nadsoos8 years ago

Hey, what are shoes for, am i right?

Butterbuff 11 years ago

Now all I need to do is create a water proof computer and a outlet to go with it

kat_espinosa148 years ago

is there a downside?

World at war is hickeBecause this name is long+numbers91849 years ago

Basically human amphibians? I'll just participate in the local iron man competition and use the money to get plastic surgery to make me not feel my feet. Because the feet modifications that'd come with pressing the button would basically assist you in swimming.

Pika Girl9 years ago

So I will be a mermaid? Awsome! Screw you humans

Jooooooooooooooosh8 years ago

No you will not be a mermaid. You will just have weird feet.

KIDS_of_NOWHERE7 years ago

I wonder if there’s anything against that in the US swimming rules...

Emily Van Leeuwen12 years ago

Heck freakin yeah!! I would be a mermaid!!

Big-Boob-theorylast year

Being fishman sounds like a win

I Ended Up in This Website10 years ago

I don't really like swimming.

juicyfroot8 years ago

im in.

Weaselbee9 years ago

MERMAIDS BITCHES!

usoutlaw8 years ago

ok really no down side to this. except i can't wear flip flops ever again. also i feel like people keep thinking this includes the ability to breath under water. but it doesn't. you still need to breath

Duchessduchman9 years ago

Buy a mermaid tail and I'm ready

yaaay10 years ago

mermaid, is that you?

Kayla333sk9 years ago

50% vs 50%

delliselled7 years ago

If you could see the face I made when I read the downside... 😐

delliselled7 years ago

Besides, I can't swim anyway... Like this comment if you can't swim, either

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