you find a golden ticket and get to visit Willy Wonka's factory
but
you have an 80% chance of blowing up into a human blueberry, and only 20% of a chance of being chosen as the next factory owner
I will not


RallyHitzZ9 years ago
Isn't Willy Wonka a murderer according to theories online?

Jlegobot6 years ago
The kids AND parents ignored OBVIOUS safeguards.
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RileyDaWizard9 years ago
Well I'll tell you this Willy wonka is literally sugar coating diabetes

FantasyKitten8 years ago
Pretty much...
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Generic-person4 years ago
There was a riddle of osha violations in that factory

FoxtrotLegend264 years ago
There was five tickets, 100/5 is 20, so that is the likelihood Charlie had

Storibenjamin8 years ago
Every body says don't eat anything but how are you going to now that you turn in to a blueberry?

sigil-of-omega4 years ago
JUST DONT EAT THE BLOODY GUM, INFACT DONT EAT ANYTHING FROM THERE [unless its the chocolate bars like the one that got you the ticket], STAY WITH WONKA AND TRUST NOTHING

DigiDavid9 years ago
I like those odds.if you don't eat blueberries and don't be a brat you'll be a millionaire

Ko!9 years ago
Ooooooooo tasty

Nosaj9 years ago
Just don't eat the gum

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
I will be a blueberry

roflcopters8 years ago
and then you will get squished and then come out as a flexible blue person

quickstirke8 years ago
Don be a Jack A$$ an eat everything that has a problem with it.

ShadowfangTC9 years ago
I'm not even worried. I pressed the button. I have near unparalleled luck. Just 3 days ago, I walked into gamestop. I saw they had mystery box figurines for League of Legends. I looked at my wife and said, "Watch me get Yasuo." (he's my favorite champio...[Show full comment]

Nick Mallas12 years ago
Don't eat anything?

Alexover90004 years ago
Dont eat anything, all the kids who got "candy"d" are the fucking stupid ones who ate willy wonka"s candy
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JuliaScotti9 years ago
20% of chance is all I need

Tricky8 years ago
Tri attack very oftenly statuses the enemy in pokemon battles with 20% chance anyways
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tammen8 years ago
Nah. Turned into a blueberry in his factory in a 7th grade place, don't need to revisit that.

tammen8 years ago
Play, not place

Sako Nova9 years ago
Error 666: Upside not found. Go to hell.

AshTheBeast6 years ago
I won't eat anything

robopants119 years ago
never tell me the odds

FireFoxArtty7 years ago
Just don’t eat the chewing gum....

t_revsearcy10 years ago
I'd roll the dice

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bailybailybailybaily8 years ago
I don't understand why anybody would want to go there in the first place...

Cutykitty7 years ago
Don’t eat any fricking thing

Geoff Kidder12 years ago
Dont eat the gum!!!!

Chelmax11 months ago
I always wanted to be a blueberry!

SophiaIsAwsome11239 years ago
idc about that stupid factory

copycathippo019 years ago
NO You are going to make me go to the Ran bow factory 🏭

Aero_Blossom8 years ago
Easy don't eat anything till I own the factory

MickeyMouse7 years ago
Downside?

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winterxhawk8 years ago
Then don't eat anything.

nperson19 years ago
I stay away from make-up covered Johnny Depp. No thanks.

TEMMIECHAT8 years ago
I rather take over the old movies factory, not the new one

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
don't be a brat and don't eat anything unless he tells you(and don't be a pig trying for liquid chocolate)

DustyRose7 years ago
No thans im not taking any chances

Loren Button11 years ago
Lol No, I'm good. XD

BonniehassanUwU3 years ago
Some Kids: Dying Oompa Loompa: Dancing :v

Cadenbug649 years ago
I already have a good job though

Panifex8 years ago
The snozberries taste like snozberries

CaptShrederatorFan9 years ago
Don't break the rules, you'll be 100% safe.

Wolf1238 years ago
See the movie,learn about it, dont eat a thing.

KrazyKenzie9 years ago
In the movies, they fixed her anyways.

1234Bakery4 years ago
I KEEP GETTING THESE WITH FUCKING SWEETS, I CANT HAVE SUGAR GODDAMNIT

Jackdude9 years ago
Willy wonka is a serial killah

mrgordo9 years ago
Good lord... I'm gonna just gonna snek around a little bit, following the group, then knock Wonka out... then turn him in. To the police.

Mangomagmaman7 years ago
Well the girl who turned into a blueberry was a cunt and it was her fault. That"s not me

uenvme10 years ago
who says i have to go, sell the ticket and make a bunch of dough

Misty_the_powerful8 years ago
Sorry I have WillyWonkaphobia

Pfelice7 years ago
not a fan of chocolate thank you

Keith Robb12 years ago
I like those odds

WeaponOfChoice6 months ago
I mean, she was super flexible afterwards and I’d love to have that, so… I’m either a brilliant contortionist or a rich business owner, I see no downside 😂

johnny gat that sort of right guy9 years ago
IM LUCKY ACT KIND THEN HURT WONKA U RUN FACTORYBEFORE BLOW UP LOL

undertale_weirdo4 years ago
tape my mouth shut. Problem solved
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