you find a golden ticket and get to visit Willy Wonka's factory
but
you have an 80% chance of blowing up into a human blueberry, and only 20% of a chance of being chosen as the next factory owner
I will not

RallyHitzZ 11 years ago
Isn't Willy Wonka a murderer according to theories online?

Jlegobot 8 years ago
The kids AND parents ignored OBVIOUS safeguards.
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RileyDaWizard 11 years ago
Well I'll tell you this Willy wonka is literally sugar coating diabetes

FantasyKitten 9 years ago
Pretty much...
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Generic-person 5 years ago
There was a riddle of osha violations in that factory

FoxtrotLegend26 6 years ago
There was five tickets, 100/5 is 20, so that is the likelihood Charlie had

Storibenjamin 10 years ago
Every body says don't eat anything but how are you going to now that you turn in to a blueberry?

DigiDavid 11 years ago
I like those odds.if you don't eat blueberries and don't be a brat you'll be a millionaire

Ko! 11 years ago
Ooooooooo tasty

Nosaj 10 years ago
Just don't eat the gum

sigil-of-omega 6 years ago
JUST DONT EAT THE BLOODY GUM, INFACT DONT EAT ANYTHING FROM THERE [unless its the chocolate bars like the one that got you the ticket], STAY WITH WONKA AND TRUST NOTHING

Piotr Grochowski 11 years ago
I will be a blueberry

roflcopters 9 years ago
and then you will get squished and then come out as a flexible blue person

Nick Mallas 13 years ago
Don't eat anything?

Alexover9000 5 years ago
Dont eat anything, all the kids who got "candy"d" are the fucking stupid ones who ate willy wonka"s candy
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quickstirke 9 years ago
Don be a Jack A$$ an eat everything that has a problem with it.

ShadowfangTC 10 years ago
I'm not even worried. I pressed the button. I have near unparalleled luck. Just 3 days ago, I walked into gamestop. I saw they had mystery box figurines for League of Legends. I looked at my wife and said, "Watch me get Yasuo." (he's my favorite champio... [Show full comment]

JuliaScotti 10 years ago
20% of chance is all I need

Tricky 10 years ago
Tri attack very oftenly statuses the enemy in pokemon battles with 20% chance anyways
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Sako Nova 11 years ago
Error 666: Upside not found. Go to hell.

AshTheBeast 7 years ago
I won't eat anything

robopants11 11 years ago
never tell me the odds

tammen 9 years ago
Nah. Turned into a blueberry in his factory in a 7th grade place, don't need to revisit that.

tammen 9 years ago
Play, not place

FireFoxArtty 8 years ago
Just don’t eat the chewing gum....

t_revsearcy 12 years ago
I'd roll the dice

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bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago
I don't understand why anybody would want to go there in the first place...

Chelmax 2 years ago
I always wanted to be a blueberry!

Cutykitty 9 years ago
Don’t eat any fricking thing

Geoff Kidder 13 years ago
Dont eat the gum!!!!

copycathippo01 11 years ago
NO You are going to make me go to the Ran bow factory 🏭

Aero_Blossom 9 years ago
Easy don't eat anything till I own the factory

SophiaIsAwsome1123 10 years ago
idc about that stupid factory

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winterxhawk 10 years ago
Then don't eat anything.

nperson1 11 years ago
I stay away from make-up covered Johnny Depp. No thanks.

TEMMIECHAT 10 years ago
I rather take over the old movies factory, not the new one

MickeyMouse 8 years ago
Downside?

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
don't be a brat and don't eat anything unless he tells you(and don't be a pig trying for liquid chocolate)

DustyRose 9 years ago
No thans im not taking any chances

Loren Button 12 years ago
Lol No, I'm good. XD

BonniehassanUwU 5 years ago
Some Kids: Dying Oompa Loompa: Dancing :v

Cadenbug64 11 years ago
I already have a good job though

Panifex 9 years ago
The snozberries taste like snozberries

CaptShrederatorFan 10 years ago
Don't break the rules, you'll be 100% safe.

Wolf123 9 years ago
See the movie,learn about it, dont eat a thing.

KrazyKenzie 11 years ago
In the movies, they fixed her anyways.

1234Bakery 6 years ago
I KEEP GETTING THESE WITH FUCKING SWEETS, I CANT HAVE SUGAR GODDAMNIT

Jackdude 11 years ago
Willy wonka is a serial killah

mrgordo 11 years ago
Good lord... I'm gonna just gonna snek around a little bit, following the group, then knock Wonka out... then turn him in. To the police.

Mangomagmaman 8 years ago
Well the girl who turned into a blueberry was a cunt and it was her fault. That"s not me

uenvme 12 years ago
who says i have to go, sell the ticket and make a bunch of dough

Misty_the_powerful 10 years ago
Sorry I have WillyWonkaphobia

Pfelice 9 years ago
not a fan of chocolate thank you

Keith Robb 13 years ago
I like those odds

WeaponOfChoice 2 years ago
I mean, she was super flexible afterwards and I’d love to have that, so… I’m either a brilliant contortionist or a rich business owner, I see no downside 😂

johnny gat that sort of right guy 11 years ago
IM LUCKY ACT KIND THEN HURT WONKA U RUN FACTORYBEFORE BLOW UP LOL

undertale_weirdo 5 years ago
tape my mouth shut. Problem solved
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