Will You Press The Button?

RallyHitzZ 11 years ago

Isn't Willy Wonka a murderer according to theories online?

Jlegobot 8 years ago

The kids AND parents ignored OBVIOUS safeguards.

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RileyDaWizard 11 years ago

Well I'll tell you this Willy wonka is literally sugar coating diabetes

FantasyKitten 9 years ago

Pretty much...

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Generic-person 5 years ago

There was a riddle of osha violations in that factory

FoxtrotLegend26 6 years ago

There was five tickets, 100/5 is 20, so that is the likelihood Charlie had

Storibenjamin 10 years ago

Every body says don't eat anything but how are you going to now that you turn in to a blueberry?

DigiDavid 11 years ago

I like those odds.if you don't eat blueberries and don't be a brat you'll be a millionaire

Ko! 11 years ago

Ooooooooo tasty

Nosaj 10 years ago

Just don't eat the gum

sigil-of-omega 6 years ago

JUST DONT EAT THE BLOODY GUM, INFACT DONT EAT ANYTHING FROM THERE [unless its the chocolate bars like the one that got you the ticket], STAY WITH WONKA AND TRUST NOTHING

Piotr Grochowski 11 years ago

I will be a blueberry

roflcopters 9 years ago

and then you will get squished and then come out as a flexible blue person

Nick Mallas 13 years ago

Don't eat anything?

Alexover9000 5 years ago

Dont eat anything, all the kids who got "candy"d" are the fucking stupid ones who ate willy wonka"s candy

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quickstirke 9 years ago

Don be a Jack A$$ an eat everything that has a problem with it.

ShadowfangTC 10 years ago

I'm not even worried. I pressed the button. I have near unparalleled luck. Just 3 days ago, I walked into gamestop. I saw they had mystery box figurines for League of Legends. I looked at my wife and said, "Watch me get Yasuo." (he's my favorite champio... [Show full comment]

JuliaScotti 10 years ago

20% of chance is all I need

Tricky 10 years ago

Tri attack very oftenly statuses the enemy in pokemon battles with 20% chance anyways

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DonkeyXGamer 10 years ago

I want to be a blueberry, so it's a win/win

isabella9 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS OR U WILL B KISSED BY UR CRUSH ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY.SAY UR NAME 10X.SAY UR MOMS NAME 5X.NOW SAY UR CRUSHES NAME 5X.THEN POST THIS ON 5 OTHER GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES.IF U DONT U WILL HAVE BAD LUCK.

roflcopters 9 years ago

spoiler alert ill be squeezed and then ill become a flexible blue 8 year old boy

roflcopters 9 years ago

ill be able to roll into a ball

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Trickytbone 8 years ago

I’m not a gun person

Piroclanidis 11 years ago

I never liked the book soo... I WEEN

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

I"d rather not

Ko! 11 years ago

WILLY WONKA IS A MURDERER ITS A SCOOBY MISTORY HOOOOOOOOO

GrimGenetic 12 years ago

WAIT. CRAP MY NAMES VIOLET.

My_name_is_secret 10 years ago

I'll eat the whole fabric, so nothing to owne

moldypotato1337 11 years ago

A GIANT HUMAN BLUEBERRY? OH YEAH

mariothedog 9 years ago

Even if there was no downside I wouldn't want to go.

The POOP master 10 years ago

Become the next factory owner then become a human blueberry

DextersLaboratory4EVER1 3 years ago

COOL I'M PRESSING IT

magnusolmstead@gmail.com 11 years ago

Don't eat jack then ._.

Patrick Berisa 13 years ago

So i'm in a movie Fuck YEAH

Kitcat 11 years ago

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SarahVeronicaHall 9 years ago

I don't really have much of a sweet tooth anyways.

EvilEve369 11 years ago

just follow what Mr. Willy Wonka says

Matanviz 10 years ago

Worth a shot..

Trent Richards 11 years ago

i DONT WANNA OWN A FACTORY DOH

JaronMarles 8 years ago

Just don't chew the gum.

LordSebas 12 years ago

Why would i wanna be the owner of fiction factory?

Alkeniw 11 years ago

Obviously the chances are skewed if you watched the movie, so its not hard. Also, the girl who turned into the human blueberry? Afterwards, she was super flexible. Win win

Setin12 9 years ago

Ummm... shouldn't there be an upside... not diebeties and a phsycopath

ash1lord 12 years ago

No, the original story is closer to a horror story than a childrens book.

vinicyos 10 years ago

fuck it, where is willy?

TheFangSome13 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv... [Show full comment]

TDSlayer98 8 years ago

This is just a scam

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Myself123 10 years ago

I'll take that chance

Siren_2_ 5 years ago

Soooo on one hand I get joules and become really flexible or I get Ritch win win.

R2r 11 years ago

DONT FUCKING TOUCH EVERYTHING... DONT WALK AND DONT TALK

Sako Nova 11 years ago

Error 666: Upside not found. Go to hell.

AshTheBeast 7 years ago

I won't eat anything

robopants11 11 years ago

never tell me the odds

tammen 10 years ago

Nah. Turned into a blueberry in his factory in a 7th grade place, don't need to revisit that.

tammen 10 years ago

Play, not place

FireFoxArtty 9 years ago

Just don’t eat the chewing gum....

t_revsearcy 12 years ago

I'd roll the dice

TheFangSome13 9 years ago

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bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago

I don't understand why anybody would want to go there in the first place...

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