THEN THE BUGS WON'T BOTHER OR BITE OR SCARE ME AND I CAN HAVE FRIENDS
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Sam Haxton12 years ago
Immortality is over rated
HermioneJeanGrangerandJamesBuchananBarnes7 years ago
Yep if you live forever nothing new will ever happen everyone will outlive you and eventually when the planet explodes you will be left floating around in nothingness
hey Mr. house fly, yea can you go? what? you wanna breed with me? i dont... i dont wanna have sex with a house fly, plus, im a boy... you too Mr. mozquatis...
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filthyfrank9 years ago
So, I can just live on the moon.
SuperMinecraftKid9 years ago
YOU SAID YOU HATE MINECRAFT!!!!!!
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panther10 years ago
if you never die you see all your friends and family die and get borde of evre thing eventchyualy the earth will explode make you just flote in space for eternity will all your friends are partying in heven and it never sais you dont fell pain
EineKartoffel7 years ago
Delta, you can't kill yourself if you are immortal. You can destroy your body and hinder its functions as much as you want, you won't die. You can atomize your body, but you'll still be technically alive. Btw, some people argue that invincible people can die of old age.
How about bug spray on me? I am immortal then, so I should be immune, right?
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KingHoldz7 years ago
All them bugs'll start humping u good
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vocaloidistheluv55511 years ago
Couldn't you just control the insects then? Be immortal and have insect superpower friends that attack people! COOL! =^-^=
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Trumpetplayer29 years ago
World supply of insect repellant
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Dared8 years ago
Bug spray bitch!
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Garrett Woolery12 years ago
this is a lose lose situation
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Flameshot9 years ago
Use immortality to kill the insects. Simple, and you have all the time in the world
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ultraroar10110 years ago
immortality is super bad
and insects will be the last on earth
so nooooooooooooooooooooo
nnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Schmucklehed29 days ago
bug army bug army BUG ARMY BUD ARMY B U G A R M Y
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ChubbyWaffle2210 years ago
Just not spiders. And other dirty bugs.
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Timelypat8 years ago
No upside
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xXAriesXx10 years ago
Lol I am Master Of Insects
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Gameknight648 years ago
Love me so much that they will do things for me on command?
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MisaelD9 years ago
I would like to use my insect army to attack everybody that denied me (my CRUSH mostly XD) #imsoevil
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Migdin19 years ago
It is ok, they love me, im the king/queen of all the insects, soo dont get afraid if there is a swarm of wasps or some other insects behind me.
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XldirpdirplX7 years ago
Instect army!
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Dayna Morris12 years ago
I'm highly allergic to bug bites
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miker5555510 years ago
2 downsides?
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WhyIsThisAChoice11158 years ago
The bugs are actually the teeny annoying mortals wishing for stuff and bugging you
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Rhett Overbay12 years ago
if they like me they'd be bothering me in a friendly way... so... ATTACK SPIDERS!
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Se7en7179 years ago
Screw that, life gets boring if lived for too long
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TrueUndertalian9 years ago
Army of black widows
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ButtonDecider3 years ago
aka permanent torture
nty
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AgentSquidbeak10 years ago
carry a fly swat around
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Vulpixie9 years ago
if i were immortal, i'd have to watch all my friends and family die
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Witchita7 years ago
I would be allowed to control them and make them do what I want
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DarkStarX10 years ago
Dream come true for an entomologist
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Obamahasabigwilly9 years ago
Fuck dat
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-Delta-8 years ago
Immortality" not invincibility i can kill myself whenever i want
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Katzin Pelayo Cortes12 years ago
If insects love me them I can command them, so that makes me the Bee King. That's immortality with a bonus!
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ImmaWhovian9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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bbguy10 years ago
My,dream comes true
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MKX Jason Voorhees9 years ago
That would be weird
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lavacreeper10 years ago
If ALL insects love you, you will be protected by the insects and if you have to fight something All the insects will help you.
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DominicBradley8 years ago
Just be like a God of bugs.
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UwUegirl5 years ago
lol the downside is the upside and the upside is the downside
love your bug frens :3
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