THEN THE BUGS WON'T BOTHER OR BITE OR SCARE ME AND I CAN HAVE FRIENDS
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Sam Haxton12 years ago
Immortality is over rated
HermioneJeanGrangerandJamesBuchananBarnes7 years ago
Yep if you live forever nothing new will ever happen everyone will outlive you and eventually when the planet explodes you will be left floating around in nothingness
hey Mr. house fly, yea can you go? what? you wanna breed with me? i dont... i dont wanna have sex with a house fly, plus, im a boy... you too Mr. mozquatis...
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filthyfrank9 years ago
So, I can just live on the moon.
SuperMinecraftKid9 years ago
YOU SAID YOU HATE MINECRAFT!!!!!!
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panther9 years ago
if you never die you see all your friends and family die and get borde of evre thing eventchyualy the earth will explode make you just flote in space for eternity will all your friends are partying in heven and it never sais you dont fell pain
EineKartoffel7 years ago
Delta, you can't kill yourself if you are immortal. You can destroy your body and hinder its functions as much as you want, you won't die. You can atomize your body, but you'll still be technically alive. Btw, some people argue that invincible people can die of old age.
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AgentSwagner8 years ago
Shino
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Skweekyman1239 years ago
I would just make a automatic bug swater
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x_Stardust_x8 years ago
Immortality would suck. You"d just sit there and watch everyone and everything die. I don't want that.
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Mcgamergirl9 years ago
YUCK! I HATE INSECTS! And when everyone dies I will be the last person on the entire planet... That is loneliness! No!
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ErickRowan7 years ago
man i don't wanna be immortal because i don't wanna feel so much pain while floating in space
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Bedrockbasher1210 years ago
LOCUSTS... COME TO DADDY
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scarlet9 years ago
there's a thing called bug repellent
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mimicrai8 years ago
(insect collector*) WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE
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Henry Rowe12 years ago
Just carry bug spray with you at lest you get to see the end of the world are even joien a space ship and colonize a new planet whould love to be immortal
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suomisauna9 years ago
1 become immortal 2 get flame thrower 3 Burn incets who comm too close
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Commentguy8 years ago
Kill Donald trump with your insect army and become the ultimate CONQUEROR.
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TellYouAllAboutIt9 years ago
Hell no. Better masturbate myself than doing that
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GMan259 years ago
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Tokimi6 years ago
Never!!!
I have a phobia so...
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Aquapoison10 years ago
*grins* if they love you so much, they'll do what you say, like so. *shows wasps stingers with blood on them* hehehe
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JustMagma8 years ago
I AM THE INSECT KING
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Mike90907 years ago
*Human race dies out except for you* "So bugs, what are we gonna do?" *SUpernova happens later* "aw man, not even a wasp to be my friend."
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Lauren Trussell12 years ago
Insects already love me. I see no downside.
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dddd9 years ago
idk wut immortal means
Gameknight648 years ago
Immortal means you will never die, einstein
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imakeonecomment9 years ago
i would ask them to be quiet and massage me every night
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Wak9 years ago
What's the Good part? Immortality is bad... You watch everyone you love die
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Lang109 years ago
They have to evolve to do it with me
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Tikiman8 years ago
Nooooo.........oh
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-CraneOfTheSwamp-3 years ago
An eternity of being smothered by bugs?
....🦗🌝
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stormneko9 years ago
i feel as if the two of these have been flipped
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HUVASTI8 years ago
Be the bug
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ARiA10899 years ago
well spiders with venom cant kill me now, is that a good thing?
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Trumpetplayer28 years ago
World supply of insect repellant
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FredbearTheBest9 years ago
How about bug spray on me? I am immortal then, so I should be immune, right?
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KingHoldz7 years ago
All them bugs'll start humping u good
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vocaloidistheluv55510 years ago
Couldn't you just control the insects then? Be immortal and have insect superpower friends that attack people! COOL! =^-^=
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ultraroar1019 years ago
immortality is super bad
and insects will be the last on earth
so nooooooooooooooooooooo
nnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dared7 years ago
Bug spray bitch!
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Garrett Woolery12 years ago
this is a lose lose situation
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Flameshot9 years ago
Use immortality to kill the insects. Simple, and you have all the time in the world
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