I would delete my FB and create a new one under a different name so its not "mine"
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The Howling Wolf10 years ago
One of these super powers willl be to insta-kill those who post these 'or else' things.
The Howling Wolf10 years ago
*Also,no FB account.
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QwerAsdfZxcv11 years ago
Unless your a single 40 year old this sound great.
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Migdin19 years ago
Ha! I dont have Facebook!!! HAHAHA!!!
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DansFringe10 years ago
Jokes on you! I don't have facebook!!
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Neko Kun13 years ago
Just be immortal, so the post can't kill you.
Be goddamn attractive and talented, so they won't hate you.
Create the Philosophers Stone and give it to your friends and crush, so they can't die and cure immeadiately from "accidents".
Have the control over f...[Show full comment]
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Ninja Turkey11 years ago
I dont even have Facebook. Lol flood in the system:)
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AdamTheAtom 11 years ago
What if you don't have Facebook?
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Sansy boi 10 years ago
Eh I don't even do anything with Facebook
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Catnator9 years ago
I have no facebook cuz im 11
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I want to sneeze but I can't11 years ago
I don't have FB xP
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PressTheButton!!!!9 years ago
I Never post anything on FB anyways
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martsypoo9 years ago
well, i would be able to prevent that from happening if i could have any powers
duhh
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Pika Girl11 years ago
I don't have facebook
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ParodiaTheSilent10 years ago
The joke is on you: I don't have Facebook.
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Ruby_Slippers11 years ago
I don't do Facebook.
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therealandy6 years ago
eventually it would become illegal to impact someones life through this method
exepeo5 years ago
kokkkkkk
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abcedarian9 years ago
i don't have fb lol
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A correct man11 years ago
I delete my FB account, yay! i'm free!
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Natquestions10 years ago
No facebook, so no problem
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JUSTINBIEBER12 years ago
i dont use facebook sooooooooo
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InfinityGodX7 years ago
Delete facebook
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Takeo14110 years ago
I don't even use facebook
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TrackmasterGuy9 months ago
my superpower is no side effect
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MapleUndertale201610 years ago
I don't HAVE a Facebook, Smarty!
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Emdieless8 years ago
Cant you just delete facebook?
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DeadPool#1Fan11 years ago
I dont have fb
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r0b0tcat9 years ago
I don't have facebook
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epicman42911 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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FireStar0123df9 years ago
I hate facebook
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patrikcath11 years ago
I will get superpower about getting 999999 free superpowers and then I won't use my FB
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