Will You Press The Button?

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26988 (43%) 36185 (57%)

26988 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 36185 (57%) did not.

You will have nearly endless intelligence and knowledge

but

You will never be able to feel emotions again

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Maharid 3 years ago

I will be much more proficent in doing anything, i'll accept.

castration12 3 years ago

i hate everyone here

Netsuki 2 years ago

Hate is an emotion, so your joke didn't really work.

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Awesome Ness 10 years ago

Good emotions suck!

11gscanlan 9 years ago

I'ma guess you pressed teh button

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Love Dva 10 years ago

So im yandere chan

Cattalemachine 8 years ago

I guess

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floppasyay 2 years ago

Emotions make life, life.

AssHar 10 years ago

Hah, jokes on you! I already am emotionless!

Netsuki 2 years ago

No, you are not. It only proves that you don't understand WHAT is emotion.

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VIRATKOHLI 3 years ago

i can figure our a loophole of this using my intellegence , i guess its like i can intake artificial injectors to feel emotions just like AI does

RedVexeD 10 years ago

Become a high functioning sociopath? Sure, why not. They tend to wind up in the best jobs anyways. Surgeons, Lawyers, Politicians... >_>

RedVexeD 10 years ago

... Sherlock? SHERLOCK! :D

SeñiorSmoothybuns 9 years ago

Sheldon? Is that you?

jayfeather_warriors 9 years ago

Hi

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DoctorAurora 10 years ago

Dalek?

MotokiKuN 10 years ago

Ayanami Rei.

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Thecatcovenantdude 9 years ago

where"s the downside?

Udontknowhoiam 9 years ago

So I'm Spock?

theblueh00d 5 years ago

yes.

Duyanhkute15 8 years ago

Yes.

RiderJarzen 9 years ago

With my intelligence I will create something to make me feel

DangGal204 9 years ago

having no emotions is the best thing ever

ChseiKokoro 9 years ago

*Sherlock theme starts playing in the distance as I press the button*

Ackkmann 10 years ago

Sherlock Holmes?

MoltenBolt 10 years ago

Mhmmm no more deppresoin I TAKE IT

redheaddeath 10 years ago

So I'm Sherlock Holmes now?

Ginga7 10 years ago

I can finally get over my crush

gabbo verde 11 years ago

Dr house?

Maria Clara Xavier 13 years ago

bring it on

KittyKatGurl 9 years ago

I already am all knowing

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

Life is meant for emotions so no

dogpond42 3 years ago

i comprehend

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

Souless Sam

theblueh00d 5 years ago

so, id be like mr.spock

CrazyLukeHD 10 years ago

Well, a brain can store up to 2.5 petabytes, so IDRGAF.

Fishy1829 8 years ago

Pickle rick

Inlovewithsnow 9 years ago

So Kyubi basically

Chenxian 2 months ago

这他妈不就是一个高级AI？

Snippetycooldud 10 years ago

I dont have emotions anyway

WingDingGaster 9 years ago

YES IM PERFECT

CrispyPear 10 years ago

I dont want to be a robot!

MYphoneJUSTdied 8 years ago

LMAO it’s not like I have any now, soooo

Ry45 8 years ago

You just said lmao you obvious feel amusement

RandomAnimator 9 years ago

Rick

MarioeUndertale 6 years ago

No downside

le2344 11 years ago

even me

Chilldude 12 months ago

i have always wanted this

delliselled 8 years ago

Is love an emotion?

AuroraAllen 9 years ago

Sooo...I become a vulcan?

Raccoonking11 9 years ago

Jokes on you barely have emotions any ways so ha I guess

ThisIsAsh 9 years ago

A high functioning siciopath it is then!

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago

Lol tecna from episode 322, winx club

Studdaman28 5 years ago

wtf

Tinker Bell 10 years ago

but you need emotions?

ShadowHole 9 years ago

I AM THE LEFT BRAIN I AM THE LEFT BRAIN! BYE BYE RIGHT BRAIN

Chubby-Kitty 10 years ago

I lost my emotion years age anyway!

Lhinrichsen 7 years ago

*Sheldon spams button*

Dom Wilsher 13 years ago

sounds like a vulcan...

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