Will You Press The Button?

Tsurugawa5 days ago

第一个愿望：永远不会有猴子的爪子伤害到我第二个愿望：第一个愿望永远实现第三个愿望：实现另外十个愿望

ManMan07139 years ago

This is based off a really good short story. A soldier gives a family of three a monkeys paw that grants three wishes. He warns them not to ask for anything stupid. The man he gave it to asks for 200 euros to pay off his house. The monkey just shakes in hi...[Show full comment]

Amongus_ur_mom2 years ago

no dont wish him alive wish his body to go to you then wish him alive darkstorm77

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oomgflyingsnow3 years ago

lovely

abhiswami20043 years ago

i shit you not i was reading the original story while this happened https://imgur.com/a/otVpPOw

Frankie Gerhardt12 years ago

But do the overly-complex wishes get GRANTED?

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

Yeah, probably

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xXEddsworldTrashXx8 years ago

Wasn't this a short story by Edgar Allen Po?

Calicokitty8 years ago

It"s better then that one xxholic episode where the monkey pew drives you insane and kills you.... I still have nightmares.

darkthederp9 years ago

so, I could bring any undertale character to life. but I get slapped? i'll take it. nobody says I cant get revenge.

Migdin18 years ago

AggelosGreece dont kill Undertale, just the horrible fans.

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RobinMeng7 years ago

...I remember the days is ELL class

TayTay267 years ago

Sounds complicated

Catherine McGregor12 years ago

I'd just take the slap.

corrking9 years ago

me 2

HerdOfTurtles7 years ago

What?

Superkenny198 years ago

i wish for it to stay it leaves =D

ArgoSF8 years ago

Sounds fun

JoeyDaKangaroo9 years ago

I can take a damn slap

AmoshiMegan9 years ago

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TotalWeirdo7 years ago

This is chainmail. Take your bullshit somewhere else!

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Chris Larson12 years ago

I'll call my lawyer

Migdin18 years ago

The lawyer hates you and only speaks bird. He has no arms and loves to eat people.

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Johanne Sebastien Bach12 years ago

This is actually based off of a good short story.

Alyssa Hayes12 years ago

how have 42% people not read this story; your wishes don't come true

sqsarrazine9 years ago

Technically they do come true. (Yes I have read the story), but there's a cost

Victoria Plummer12 years ago

Simple, just make wishes where the ironic twist is benign! Like, say, wishing for the best new game console, and receiving an Xbox One... then you can just sell it and buy a PS3. :P

Matthew Chan12 years ago

Monogatari. :)

Allwarden4710 years ago

what if you understand the twist and embrace it?

Feralstar7 years ago

Well, if you wish for POKÉMON to be real, now ya just gotta be a Trainer. If ya wish for GRAVITY FALLS, ya gotta live with the anomalies. THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE FOR ME

OctyFox9 years ago

I'll just say every wish non-complicated yet also literal. Is it really that hard?

Ezeron8 years ago

But monkeys have hands. Not paws.

Acting Bites9 years ago

Word words words Me: what the hay?

UncertainStingray7 years ago

*slap* ow! *slap* stop! *slap* (sigh)

FlameghostplayZ7 years ago

Nah I don't like that! Its so complicated And I don't like details

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

Well screw that!

NeatCrown10 years ago

Wish 1-I wish that I would not be hit by that wish granting thing. Wish 2-I Wish that all wishes wished would be granted as I intend. Wish 3-I wish for an unlimited amount of wishes.

Mr E11 years ago

It doesn't say the wise doesn't get granted

Milkywae4 years ago

Have you heard the tragedy of darth plaqueis the wise

TobiasV8 years ago

True story

GGuy123459 years ago

Add that the paw can't slap you for making the over complicated wish.

super soup9 years ago

I'd wish to taste good

SeabassJames9 years ago

A cannibal would eat you.

markthematey9 years ago

THIS IS FROM A BOOK I HAVE READ.

TotalWeirdo7 years ago

Wish for no wish rules, wish for infinite wishes, wish 25 quintillion dollars. Problem solved!

Cakeman10 years ago

I AGREE TOM BOMBADIL

AceRiderYt7 years ago

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Mustachio1259 years ago

Take the slap.

AssHar8 years ago

Wish #1: make a full monkey out of the hand. Why? Idk.

Conman9569 years ago

My first wish, to have it never slap me.

Quentin Sanders12 years ago

I wish the monkey paw would not slap me across the face or make any way to avoid doing what I just said for it to do

Aidan T.9 years ago

I wish to be the doctor *slap*

SeabassJames9 years ago

You would get sued for giving the wrong treatment to your patient.

Vahanian6 years ago

Sounds like a damn genie to me

PinkfluffyUnicorns8 years ago

O-O

ChrisgLucas7 years ago

Just wish instead of you getting slapped Justin Bieber gets all the negative effects while you get positive effects. Trust me the world will thank me on my second wish.

Rhine Mapping9 years ago

First wish:Stop slapping 2nd:100 wishes more 3rd:The monkeys paw is now a piece of platin

timelordjohn10 years ago

This is a book. Kind of

Deadpool9209 years ago

Wasn't this in a Simpson halloween episode

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