Will You Press The Button?

ManMan0713 11 years ago

This is based off a really good short story. A soldier gives a family of three a monkeys paw that grants three wishes. He warns them not to ask for anything stupid. The man he gave it to asks for 200 euros to pay off his house. The monkey just shakes in hi... [Show full comment]

Amongus_ur_mom 4 years ago

no dont wish him alive wish his body to go to you then wish him alive darkstorm77

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oomgflyingsnow 5 years ago

lovely

abhiswami2004 5 years ago

i shit you not i was reading the original story while this happened https://imgur.com/a/otVpPOw

Frankie Gerhardt 13 years ago

But do the overly-complex wishes get GRANTED?

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago

Yeah, probably

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xXEddsworldTrashXx 9 years ago

Wasn't this a short story by Edgar Allen Po?

Calicokitty 10 years ago

It"s better then that one xxholic episode where the monkey pew drives you insane and kills you.... I still have nightmares.

darkthederp 11 years ago

so, I could bring any undertale character to life. but I get slapped? i'll take it. nobody says I cant get revenge.

Migdin1 10 years ago

AggelosGreece dont kill Undertale, just the horrible fans.

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Catherine McGregor 13 years ago

I'd just take the slap.

corrking 10 years ago

me 2

RobinMeng 8 years ago

...I remember the days is ELL class

TayTay26 8 years ago

Sounds complicated

HerdOfTurtles 9 years ago

What?

Superkenny19 9 years ago

i wish for it to stay it leaves =D

ArgoSF 10 years ago

Sounds fun

JoeyDaKangaroo 10 years ago

I can take a damn slap

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TotalWeirdo 8 years ago

This is chainmail. Take your bullshit somewhere else!

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Chris Larson 13 years ago

I'll call my lawyer

Migdin1 10 years ago

The lawyer hates you and only speaks bird. He has no arms and loves to eat people.

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Johanne Sebastien Bach 13 years ago

This is actually based off of a good short story.

Alyssa Hayes 13 years ago

how have 42% people not read this story; your wishes don't come true

sqsarrazine 10 years ago

Technically they do come true. (Yes I have read the story), but there's a cost

Victoria Plummer 13 years ago

Simple, just make wishes where the ironic twist is benign! Like, say, wishing for the best new game console, and receiving an Xbox One... then you can just sell it and buy a PS3. :P

Matthew Chan 13 years ago

Monogatari. :)

markthematey 11 years ago

THIS IS FROM A BOOK I HAVE READ.

TotalWeirdo 8 years ago

Wish for no wish rules, wish for infinite wishes, wish 25 quintillion dollars. Problem solved!

super soup 10 years ago

I'd wish to taste good

SeabassJames 10 years ago

A cannibal would eat you.

AceRiderYt 9 years ago

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Mustachio125 10 years ago

Take the slap.

Cakeman 12 years ago

I AGREE TOM BOMBADIL

Conman956 11 years ago

My first wish, to have it never slap me.

Quentin Sanders 13 years ago

I wish the monkey paw would not slap me across the face or make any way to avoid doing what I just said for it to do

AssHar 9 years ago

Wish #1: make a full monkey out of the hand. Why? Idk.

Aidan T. 11 years ago

I wish to be the doctor *slap*

SeabassJames 10 years ago

You would get sued for giving the wrong treatment to your patient.

Vahanian 7 years ago

Sounds like a damn genie to me

PinkfluffyUnicorns 10 years ago

O-O

ChrisgLucas 8 years ago

Just wish instead of you getting slapped Justin Bieber gets all the negative effects while you get positive effects. Trust me the world will thank me on my second wish.

Rhine Mapping 10 years ago

First wish:Stop slapping 2nd:100 wishes more 3rd:The monkeys paw is now a piece of platin

timelordjohn 11 years ago

This is a book. Kind of

Deadpool920 11 years ago

Wasn't this in a Simpson halloween episode

SmartPuppyFriendBeam 5 months ago

i know dude

ShakerGER 12 years ago

Sounds like fun

Lafayette_Burr 9 years ago

This is based off a short story, and from the story I WOULD NOT PUSH THAT DANG BUTTON HELL NO

Oouu_banana 5 years ago

Yeah it doesn’t say they won’t be granted. Monkey can’t slap me hard, right?

William Godard 13 years ago

np with this one etert

SpookyToads 9 years ago

I READ THAT STORY WHEN I WAS 12 AND IT GAVE ME NIGHTMARES

SwimmingSkies 11 years ago

I'd just wish me and my friends had magic and got accepted into Hogwarts; does anyone else want to come two? I've still got some wishes left to do so.