Will You Press The Button?

ManMan0713 11 years ago

This is based off a really good short story. A soldier gives a family of three a monkeys paw that grants three wishes. He warns them not to ask for anything stupid. The man he gave it to asks for 200 euros to pay off his house. The monkey just shakes in hi... [Show full comment]

Amongus_ur_mom 4 years ago

no dont wish him alive wish his body to go to you then wish him alive darkstorm77

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oomgflyingsnow 5 years ago

lovely

abhiswami2004 5 years ago

i shit you not i was reading the original story while this happened https://imgur.com/a/otVpPOw

Frankie Gerhardt 13 years ago

But do the overly-complex wishes get GRANTED?

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago

Yeah, probably

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xXEddsworldTrashXx 9 years ago

Wasn't this a short story by Edgar Allen Po?

Calicokitty 10 years ago

It"s better then that one xxholic episode where the monkey pew drives you insane and kills you.... I still have nightmares.

darkthederp 11 years ago

so, I could bring any undertale character to life. but I get slapped? i'll take it. nobody says I cant get revenge.

Migdin1 10 years ago

AggelosGreece dont kill Undertale, just the horrible fans.

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Catherine McGregor 13 years ago

I'd just take the slap.

corrking 10 years ago

me 2

RobinMeng 8 years ago

...I remember the days is ELL class

TayTay26 8 years ago

Sounds complicated

HerdOfTurtles 9 years ago

What?

Superkenny19 9 years ago

i wish for it to stay it leaves =D

ArgoSF 10 years ago

Sounds fun

JoeyDaKangaroo 10 years ago

I can take a damn slap

AmoshiMegan 10 years ago

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TotalWeirdo 8 years ago

This is chainmail. Take your bullshit somewhere else!

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Chris Larson 13 years ago

I'll call my lawyer

Migdin1 10 years ago

The lawyer hates you and only speaks bird. He has no arms and loves to eat people.

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Johanne Sebastien Bach 13 years ago

This is actually based off of a good short story.

Alyssa Hayes 13 years ago

how have 42% people not read this story; your wishes don't come true

sqsarrazine 10 years ago

Technically they do come true. (Yes I have read the story), but there's a cost

Victoria Plummer 13 years ago

Simple, just make wishes where the ironic twist is benign! Like, say, wishing for the best new game console, and receiving an Xbox One... then you can just sell it and buy a PS3. :P

Matthew Chan 13 years ago

Monogatari. :)

SwagWhy 11 years ago

Pls be gentle my monkey friend

OscarZhang 8 years ago

I don’t see how getting a billion dollars can have any twist

Nassser408 10 years ago

Wish for infinite wishes and then wish that the monkey won't slap you

Quack-Peep 11 years ago

Sell that bitch

Somebodytouchamyspagghet 8 years ago

But the overly complex wishes work, so I'll take three slaps for wishes

The resetting paradox 10 years ago

Make a wish that stops It what twist can that make

H20Delirious 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv... [Show full comment]

Nutella-pancakes-13 11 years ago

Considering the things I do to circumvent problems and find loopholes...I probably deserve the slap.

AngySmugleaf 2 years ago

Upside?

Misa Elizabeth Helnoire 13 years ago

and the down side iiiiis?

Nitro_Xenon 11 years ago

i sense bake-monogatari here

IncognitoMan 6 years ago

There is no problem, he would just slap you and you could also wish for him not to.

Kyle Hutchinson 13 years ago

i will ask ur mother

Creeperkiller2000 10 years ago

Did you read the story about the monkey"s paw?

CrazyGecko10 10 years ago

i dont want a monkey paw to the face

sterr1000 11 years ago

ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three... [Show full comment]

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

I wish the Monkey Paw would stop being a douche. Simple.

HOLY_CRUZADER 9 years ago

Thats a good story

a_sociopath 5 years ago

mmmh

tupe12 11 years ago

I understood that reference

Atomic_wolf 11 years ago

OK just say this, I wish I was poor, that means I'm rich

Russnyx 8 years ago

TAKE THE SLAP WHO CARES IT"S PAIN ONLY FOR 1 SECOND

EternalMonologue 11 years ago

First, if you wish it wont hit you, it will hit you because of that wish. It happens no matter what because that is how rude magic is. Second, WISH FOR MONKEY PAWS! *Ten more monkey paws appear*