Will You Press The Button?

ManMan0713 11 years ago

This is based off a really good short story. A soldier gives a family of three a monkeys paw that grants three wishes. He warns them not to ask for anything stupid. The man he gave it to asks for 200 euros to pay off his house. The monkey just shakes in hi... [Show full comment]

Amongus_ur_mom 4 years ago

no dont wish him alive wish his body to go to you then wish him alive darkstorm77

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oomgflyingsnow 5 years ago

lovely

abhiswami2004 5 years ago

i shit you not i was reading the original story while this happened https://imgur.com/a/otVpPOw

Frankie Gerhardt 13 years ago

But do the overly-complex wishes get GRANTED?

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago

Yeah, probably

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xXEddsworldTrashXx 9 years ago

Wasn't this a short story by Edgar Allen Po?

Calicokitty 10 years ago

It"s better then that one xxholic episode where the monkey pew drives you insane and kills you.... I still have nightmares.

darkthederp 11 years ago

so, I could bring any undertale character to life. but I get slapped? i'll take it. nobody says I cant get revenge.

Migdin1 10 years ago

AggelosGreece dont kill Undertale, just the horrible fans.

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Catherine McGregor 13 years ago

I'd just take the slap.

corrking 10 years ago

me 2

RobinMeng 8 years ago

...I remember the days is ELL class

TayTay26 8 years ago

Sounds complicated

HerdOfTurtles 9 years ago

What?

Superkenny19 9 years ago

i wish for it to stay it leaves =D

ArgoSF 10 years ago

Sounds fun

JoeyDaKangaroo 10 years ago

I can take a damn slap

AmoshiMegan 10 years ago

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TotalWeirdo 8 years ago

This is chainmail. Take your bullshit somewhere else!

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Chris Larson 13 years ago

I'll call my lawyer

Migdin1 10 years ago

The lawyer hates you and only speaks bird. He has no arms and loves to eat people.

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Johanne Sebastien Bach 13 years ago

This is actually based off of a good short story.

Alyssa Hayes 13 years ago

how have 42% people not read this story; your wishes don't come true

sqsarrazine 10 years ago

Technically they do come true. (Yes I have read the story), but there's a cost

Victoria Plummer 13 years ago

Simple, just make wishes where the ironic twist is benign! Like, say, wishing for the best new game console, and receiving an Xbox One... then you can just sell it and buy a PS3. :P

Matthew Chan 13 years ago

Monogatari. :)

Oouu_banana 5 years ago

Yeah it doesn’t say they won’t be granted. Monkey can’t slap me hard, right?

William Godard 13 years ago

np with this one etert

SpookyToads 9 years ago

I READ THAT STORY WHEN I WAS 12 AND IT GAVE ME NIGHTMARES

SwimmingSkies 11 years ago

I'd just wish me and my friends had magic and got accepted into Hogwarts; does anyone else want to come two? I've still got some wishes left to do so.

ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago

Be as spicific as possible!

WBGrock 11 years ago

Too much dungeons and dragons with DM's that do this to me.

Cassibear13 8 years ago

Isn't this from the book ’Monkeys Paw’?

SnootBoop 12 years ago

nope nope nope this that Edgar Allan Poe story i read that nope

DivaPrincess 9 years ago

What if I wish to be a celeb...

DavidLeslie 9 years ago

Who cares about the wishes, I just want a monkey"s paw!

WBGrock 11 years ago

I'd just wish for omnipotence and be done with it.

Amongus_ur_mom 4 years ago

I'll wish for a genie who does not give ironic twists

Ryan Squires 13 years ago

Simpsons reference :)

logic and shit 11 years ago

But do i still get the wish?

MastermindOfTrouble 6 years ago

Can the slap be very light? I have Autism and don't like pain too much.

papa14 10 years ago

Ill run the CHANCE of getting slapped

Price511 8 years ago

I KNOW THIS FROM A STORY SOMEWHERE AND I DON'T LIKE IT

Gaboseries 10 years ago

Wish for a good lawyer

DavidLeslie 9 years ago

Their working against you.

BlueisBae123 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

temmie2004 10 years ago

i got a wish no more wishes forever there done

MR.TROLL_FACE 12 years ago

wish for the monkeys paw to grant straight fowards wishes then wish for more wishes.

Lizardbeth 9 years ago

This is literally a egar Alan Poe poem

Feralstar 9 years ago

I guess you could say... Edgar Allen POEM

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

that"s literally how the monkey"s paw works

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

Nokraz 8 years ago

Imagine being such a cuck that you don't want to be a fire breathing behemoth of a creature. And nibbabif y"all was turned into a dragon why refer to us as humans and not just go with a "help guys" like boi