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All animals trust and like you unless you hurt them. Even mosquitoes and wasps leave you alone.
but
Non-vegan food makes you nauseous. Drop of milk in 10 pounds of food is enough to make you vomit after you take a single bite.
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asdfasfd11 months ago
let's play spot the vegan

Stickius8 years ago
Meat... Is... Muther fuckin life bitch

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL2 years ago
you"re fat
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b-i-g-s-u-c-c4 years ago
i only love animals when they taste good in my mouth

Tyler Marshall12 years ago
a vegan wrote this...

Danielfarrell944 years ago
You shouldn't just be given the trust of an animal you should have to earn it because then you value it more it"s like that for anything in life
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DankWolf6667 years ago
I'm torn. I love animals.... but I also love steak.

NotThatGuy8 years ago
Fuck vegans, they"re hypocrites

The_Doberman7 years ago
If meat and diary is the only point or one of the best things in your life, maybe its not verbally who have a bad life.. Also there"s so many vegan options for things.

RyanChambers8 years ago
what about 11 pounds

Leah_7708 years ago
You know what being vegan is"nt that bad so I have to be vegan big deal I get cool powers and shit like that HELL YA. :3

TradeMarked8 years ago
If someone pressed this they are mentally unstable

Feutixlle8 years ago
Hell yes I love animals! *button smashing*

Aaron is here and bored9 years ago
Already allergic to dairy and meat and all. I see no downside minus the fact ppl dont take vegans with allergies seriously

UnderMation9 years ago
I need ma pizza and taco

phycoticlegend9 years ago
this is fucking stupid, so i have to be vegan?

kath.dilemas9 years ago
There's nothing wrong with being vegan

Axlar Overkill12 years ago
The correct word is nauseated. Nauseous refers to something that would make someone feel nauseated. IE: "That smell is nauseous". Nauseated refers to the sensation of nausea. Know the difference.

Dark224 years ago
shut yo mouth with that bullshit
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rexafun129 years ago
the guy who wrote this is a vegan by far and they're showing f how good to animals they are but tough lick mate you,re not the only one im vegan too!

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

Zsteckob5 years ago
Your gay fuck you furry
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Gabriella Ashlin12 years ago
As a Wisconsinite, this was a little heartwrenching, if not seeming completely healthy. I'll miss you, coffee.

the117doctor9 years ago
What about non-dairy creamer?

Alex Gerdes12 years ago
Im sorry I need fast food in my life

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL2 years ago
fat bitch

Nai Gative12 years ago
Not much would change, haha.

Superstar579 years ago
They are stupid, it's this magic thing called "DOMESTICATION" think of that buddy bee (lol)

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
i pressed a button that allowed me to become anything i wanted so i"d someone who doesn't get nauseated

Buttux9 years ago
So I become a level 30 druid? Animal friends, find me nourishment

Jamieward4 years ago
Hey look on the bright side no more random animal attacks

Confetti Wizard10 years ago
Eat qourn, problem solved...

anon66610 years ago
This has been my favorite so far. I actually had to think about it for several minutes before saying no (ben&jerrys). toejamburger made an awesome point that I didn't think of, I would change my answer now seeing it from that perspective.

WilkerS19 years ago
so i get allergic to milk and meat. no, thanks

Xx_John-Cena_xX9 years ago
a vegan wrote this...

dedirake4 years ago
N O a big f**kin N O

battalion wars 10 years ago
Nope

anomynousguy1019 years ago
wasps are a good thing

Unicornpoop058 years ago
I love animals And poop...

ThePotterWhoLockedThespianGirl9 years ago
No I'm sorry I need fried chicken.

Drogon_queen6 years ago
I like the part about the animals, just not the vegan part!

Harlan10 years ago
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Star Wars fan 249 years ago
What if I don't have f6

Nudnud99 years ago
I love meat too much, man...

gavinpressingthebutton11 years ago
it says non vegan so that means you can eat meat

JoyzKRT9 years ago
NATURE!

Shaun Krzykowski12 years ago
Totally worth it.

g00pyguy3 years ago
is the vegan teacher running this website or???

heyguesswhaticantthinkofaname10 years ago
I will be vegan

WBGrock9 years ago
Maybe if i got special vegan powers.... but chicken's not vegan.

Tyyu77710 years ago
Can't bacon is life

Rachel Marsh12 years ago
...I'm sorry, but I like steak waaaaaaayy too much for this.

daniel7009 years ago
I think most animal's are non vegan fyi

diaochan11 months ago
我是美食家。还是想吃非素食

megamanrules1239 years ago
I love meet buuuuut........ COME TO ME MY DARLINGS.

Greater-g00d4 years ago
A small price to pay for salvation

tehhypergamer9 years ago
So... hmm does this mean I get fuck them too? >:D
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