Will You Press The Button?

Best name9 years ago

Friends close enemies closer

dannytheyeetmiyster4 years ago

I thought so

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ModSavvy9 years ago

Never said mentally close

pingasbutton2 months ago

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77305ymmoT9 years ago

How do I become close to Trump?

CasualJimm4 years ago

Are there really that many liberals on here??

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SpeedDman7779 years ago

As long as I stand next to Hillary Clinton, that is fine.

ShayToo31058 years ago

Yes

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jaureguidreams9 years ago

Friends close, enemies closer. Hey, Donald Trump.

Yapay-Anbon2 years ago

bye bye trump im close to u

MrMax083 years ago

Oh no im a narcissist

hmkAWESOME8 years ago

Here let me do this when I'm touching my worst nemesis then they'll be the closest to me :-P

Nutjob8 years ago

I would just lie and kill someone who is always a dick. Loopholes motherfuckers.

Sklerplayzgamez7 years ago

So right

FattyTheFat8 years ago

If there was no war, no pain, then people would never appreciate peace and happiness, and everyone would be just a spoiled brat.

Drag0nz159 years ago

You never said emotionally close, so i could sacrifice my math teacher

creeper2952958 years ago

lol

Mysticgohan459 years ago

War if I was close to Justin beinerrn

Newsie9 years ago

I will not sacrifice Figment the Dragon

JimiTTB9 years ago

Get a dying relative and wait for them to die. They never said how they had to be sacrificed.

Jaxthejaguar8 years ago

I'm closest to myself SUICIDE BITCH

Done11 months ago

我選擇自己

fire of dragons9 years ago

?????????WTF?????????

VirginiaDunn7 years ago

Why are people trying to find loopholes to this? Not pressing the button to end the suffering of 7 billion+ people at the price of a single life? Worth it.

Bensh1648 years ago

No downside now we don't have to worry about charities for african kids

XxKingBxXðŸ˜€9 years ago

Shit I'll make a new famiky ðŸ˜‚

Rampager 8 years ago

My bestfriend

BANANAPLAYZ7 years ago

They ACT as a sacrifice

Vuivlio8 years ago

what if i imagine my most hated people closest to me at the time?

Vantage8 years ago

Are people that you despise considered close?

maggot4563 months ago

if no one suffers who will suffer

Just9919 years ago

Hey Donald,what abtut i vorne over?

Petar_Sariclast year

Once again if it was an evil person. Amirite?

ButtonsTheMeek9 years ago

Physically and emotionally closest to myself. Pressed button.

Fusiongaming7 years ago

If it means closer like standing next to somebody I would stand next to Justin Beiber

creeper2952958 years ago

merder is bad

AbdulSammad8 years ago

I will invite my enemy to sit close to me then BOOM!

OnionMan4 years ago

they never specified what closest means so I would walk up to someone and they are now the sacrifice

Passwordnstuff9 years ago

I guess i have to kill myself then,because the only person i love more than anyone is me, and the only one that can kill me, is me

Shagson687 years ago

They didn’t specify if it was emotionally close, what if I did this while standing next to someone I hate??

Hooman8 years ago

Stand next to Hillary Clinton :P

That_One_Weeb7 years ago

One for the price of many hell I will even sacrifice myself if I have to

Spiderp8 years ago

If all suffering were truly ended; no sacrifices would be required. Plus, at heart, I'm a selfish bastard.

Done11 months ago

我選擇自己

fire of dragons9 years ago

im confused.......

Anonymous_Guy8 years ago

I can end the suffering for somebody close to die?

Speedster0813 years ago

“Some of you may die but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make”

totallyawesome458 years ago

Totally I LOVE this idea I will sacrifice my little sister

Nightmare_Shadow8 years ago

I like trains

Wenastardesxdlast year

*stands next to Donald Trump* hehe you're dead

ralfds139 years ago

Death row I guess

Arathix7 years ago

no matter what, no matter how much of a utopia this world is, we will always have a concept of wrong, dropping a plate would become a crime

ScalyWeasel8 years ago

The needs of the many...

AmericanWoman8 years ago

Where there is no anarchy, there can be no order; Where there is no famine, there can be no feast; Where there is no junk, there can be no treasure; Where there is no war, there can be no p peace; No sacrifice, no victory. I said it the way I meant it.

mari_houses8 years ago

Take one for the team ig

wickedwhizzard4 years ago

essentially what i would do is pick end all suffering. being hurt and dying is suffering to end all suffering means no one has to suffer death

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