Will You Press The Button?

Best name 10 years ago

Friends close enemies closer

CLN 4 months ago

Perfect thinking

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ModSavvy 11 years ago

Never said mentally close

pingasbutton 2 years ago

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77305ymmoT 10 years ago

How do I become close to Trump?

miwijkowo 4 months ago

CasualJimm yes there are.

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SpeedDman777 10 years ago

As long as I stand next to Hillary Clinton, that is fine.

ShayToo3105 10 years ago

Yes

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jaureguidreams 10 years ago

Friends close, enemies closer. Hey, Donald Trump.

Yapay-Anbon 4 years ago

bye bye trump im close to u

hmkAWESOME 9 years ago

Here let me do this when I'm touching my worst nemesis then they'll be the closest to me :-P

Nutjob 10 years ago

I would just lie and kill someone who is always a dick. Loopholes motherfuckers.

Sklerplayzgamez 9 years ago

So right

MrMax08 5 years ago

Oh no im a narcissist

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

If there was no war, no pain, then people would never appreciate peace and happiness, and everyone would be just a spoiled brat.

Drag0nz15 10 years ago

You never said emotionally close, so i could sacrifice my math teacher

creeper295295 10 years ago

lol

Mysticgohan45 10 years ago

War if I was close to Justin beinerrn

miwijkowo 4 months ago

"Beinerrn"

Newsie 10 years ago

I will not sacrifice Figment the Dragon

JimiTTB 10 years ago

Get a dying relative and wait for them to die. They never said how they had to be sacrificed.

Done 2 years ago

我選擇自己

fire of dragons 10 years ago

?????????WTF?????????

VirginiaDunn 9 years ago

Why are people trying to find loopholes to this? Not pressing the button to end the suffering of 7 billion+ people at the price of a single life? Worth it.

Jaxthejaguar 10 years ago

I'm closest to myself SUICIDE BITCH

Rampager 9 years ago

My bestfriend

Bensh164 10 years ago

No downside now we don't have to worry about charities for african kids

XxKingBxXðŸ˜€ 11 years ago

Shit I'll make a new famiky ðŸ˜‚

BANANAPLAYZ 8 years ago

They ACT as a sacrifice

Vuivlio 9 years ago

what if i imagine my most hated people closest to me at the time?

Vantage 10 years ago

Are people that you despise considered close?

maggot456 2 years ago

if no one suffers who will suffer

Just991 10 years ago

Hey Donald,what abtut i vorne over?

creeper295295 10 years ago

merder is bad

Petar_Saric 3 years ago

Once again if it was an evil person. Amirite?

ButtonsTheMeek 10 years ago

Physically and emotionally closest to myself. Pressed button.

Fusiongaming 9 years ago

If it means closer like standing next to somebody I would stand next to Justin Beiber

OnionMan 5 years ago

they never specified what closest means so I would walk up to someone and they are now the sacrifice

AbdulSammad 9 years ago

I will invite my enemy to sit close to me then BOOM!

Hooman 9 years ago

Stand next to Hillary Clinton :P

cateater 6 months ago

I won't betray my friends to save people I don't know at all.

Passwordnstuff 10 years ago

I guess i have to kill myself then,because the only person i love more than anyone is me, and the only one that can kill me, is me

Shagson68 8 years ago

They didn’t specify if it was emotionally close, what if I did this while standing next to someone I hate??

Done 2 years ago

我選擇自己

fire of dragons 10 years ago

im confused.......

That_One_Weeb 9 years ago

One for the price of many hell I will even sacrifice myself if I have to

Spiderp 10 years ago

If all suffering were truly ended; no sacrifices would be required. Plus, at heart, I'm a selfish bastard.

Anonymous_Guy 10 years ago

I can end the suffering for somebody close to die?

Speedster081 5 years ago

“Some of you may die but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make”

totallyawesome45 9 years ago

Totally I LOVE this idea I will sacrifice my little sister

Nightmare_Shadow 10 years ago

I like trains

N1MoB last year

毛泽东 maozedong

ScalyWeasel 10 years ago

The needs of the many...

Wenastardesxd 3 years ago

*stands next to Donald Trump* hehe you're dead

ralfds13 10 years ago

Death row I guess

Arathix 9 years ago

no matter what, no matter how much of a utopia this world is, we will always have a concept of wrong, dropping a plate would become a crime

wickedwhizzard 5 years ago

essentially what i would do is pick end all suffering. being hurt and dying is suffering to end all suffering means no one has to suffer death

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