Here let me do this when I'm touching my worst nemesis then they'll be the closest to me :-P
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Nutjob8 years ago
I would just lie and kill someone who is always a dick. Loopholes motherfuckers.
Sklerplayzgamez7 years ago
So right
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FattyTheFat9 years ago
If there was no war, no pain, then people would never appreciate peace and happiness, and everyone would be just a spoiled brat.
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Drag0nz159 years ago
You never said emotionally close, so i could sacrifice my math teacher
creeper2952958 years ago
lol
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Mysticgohan459 years ago
War if I was close to Justin beinerrn
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Newsie9 years ago
I will not sacrifice Figment the Dragon
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JimiTTB9 years ago
Get a dying relative and wait for them to die. They never said how they had to be sacrificed.
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Trumpcanwefixityeswecan8 years ago
So overpopulate the world?
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Macduff9 years ago
you can be close to someone in a bad way.
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RAJgamer7 years ago
Wouldnt you suffer if u killed someone you loved? Thus for all the suffering to end that person would have to be alive again? Paradox anyone?
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Rogert_Trichel9 months ago
Hey seeing a lot of comments here about Donald Trump. I don't know who that is but I'd probably push the button and kill my ex wife (I still love her) --Rogert
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Dalborz7 years ago
Read my mind
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Penguinwithskill8 years ago
What if we sacrface their hair?
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MilaToner8 years ago
Keep your friend close... And your enemies CLOSER.
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MegGrogg8 years ago
my bruther
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Minecraftersguide9 years ago
just stand next to a death row inmate, you're welcome?
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PaintRick9 years ago
Does jesus count?
PaintRick9 years ago
Check m8 atheist
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Jshsh5 years ago
Be frends with a guy who will kill himself
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tserp028 years ago
not my waifu!
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SomeoneThe17 years ago
I can just choose someone random standing next to me. They"re really close.
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EarthToAccesss8 years ago
Loophole, I'm this new world everyone is friends. Just pick a single person.
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Cheeeselast year
see ya donald trump
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WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
I would sacrifice myself, since you are the closest thing to yourself
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Acornsgo3 years ago
A small price to pay for salvation
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EvilQueen8 years ago
Bye, sis
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Andromeda8 years ago
Necessary evils... :(
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BawbRaws8 years ago
I would consider one of the oldest people in my family for a sacrifice, probably one of my grandmothers. They"re going to die sometime in the near future anyway, so it"d be a good idea, no matter how sad it"d be.
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datboiiiii9 years ago
it kinda makes you bad anyway because yes you saved billions of people but you also killed one
So my goldfish is going to die soon anyway lets get it over with
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C00ki3z_4lif37 years ago
They said u end suffering so ur friend cant die, duh
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Minecraftersguide9 years ago
just stand next to a death row inmate, you're welcome?
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AbygailDavis8 years ago
bye mom nice knowing ya
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Shaunethomas8 years ago
Just make "em stop with peace and unsacrifice
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BenTino2 years ago
yeah i want to kill my friend"s
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DestinyButton8 years ago
Someone close to Trump please read this.
AmericanWoman8 years ago
You are a traitor to the homeland.
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Shafie12119 years ago
From now on, justin beiber better watch your back!!
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ARudePerson5 years ago
I would choose myself 😂
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TheGuitarist239 years ago
Keep your friends close ,and your enemies closer , therefore , yeah
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JoeDanger7 years ago
Infinity War in a nutshell
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Kösrift8 years ago
Acting vs being.
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VirginiaDunn7 years ago
Why are people trying to find loopholes to this? Not pressing the button to end the suffering of 7 billion+ people at the price of a single life? Worth it.
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