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You find $100 lying on the ground.

but

It's covered in poop.

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jshaw719 years ago

I guess it's time to LAUNDER some money... *puts sunglasses on*

meatloave3 months ago

YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAA !!

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I'llDieSomeDay9 years ago

Get a high pressure hose and hose the poop off, also spray anyone going past.

2168 months ago

@SpamtonG.Spamton canadian money is made of plastic, it could be slightly more durable here

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TheShadowBroker9 years ago

I'd just lick it off, I see no downside

some_epicw0lf8 years ago

0_0 ummmm.... Dafuq

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3ogdy8 years ago

$100 AND free food? I'm in!

Qwerty123456uiop78907 years ago

Digusting

oldnotweak9 years ago

i would pick up 10 dollars covered in poop

Chizzle643 years ago

I touch my own crap who cares

echotails8 years ago

WHAT KIND OF POOP?! DOG CAT OR CAT OR CAT?!

WoodsRunner8 years ago

Human

Taylor Nieuwdorp12 years ago

What KIND of poop.

Anonumous7 years ago

It didn't specify it was REAL poop

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Timples509 years ago

I could just clean it off. Duh

maxtonplayz4 years ago

yep

Arachnaut9 years ago

ask purple shep to lick the poop off

YellowCandy84322 years ago

EXPLODING TNT FAN! AYYYYYY

annabethchase048 years ago

so what? its just poop wear gloves

Hannah-gurl8 years ago

What if you just...wash it off? IM FRIGGIN RICH BOII!!!!!!!!

robin5478 years ago

could be unicorn poop

Ghost.0238 years ago

It could be rabbit

Lucasredbutton9 years ago

ewww gross

dominic12269 years ago

eww...

Pika Girl9 years ago

...eww

Tox9439 years ago

What the *VOMITS SO HARD*

RocketGirl19 years ago

thank God for Canadian plastic money!!

WhatTheFuck2 years ago

Fr 😀

bleeksnoethasnoped10 years ago

clean it and done

Solarstrike10 years ago

Just clean it.

Pimhazeveld10 years ago

why not

Lujain Samarkandi12 years ago

where gloves and wash it then dry it then buy

dinojl8 years ago

But money laundering is illegal! Lolol

Aubrie Deming12 years ago

Three words. Gloves and Lysol.

Carmen Riley12 years ago

GLOVES BITCHES

Hunter Hollingsworth12 years ago

Push the button doesn't mean i need to excavate the feces i will leave it for the next guy

Alyssa Arnouse12 years ago

In Canada, our hundreds are plastic. Water and cleanser. Beeeuuummmmmm

Brian Poole12 years ago

Its just 100

CJP6412 months ago

Didn’t say I had to pick it up

maddie.mae9 years ago

Ill use gloves

Panifex8 years ago

I'll take it, and I'll wash it thoroughly

heroboy999 years ago

I would pick it up if it was 1 million dollars

PavanJR9 years ago

But someone else would see it. Unless the poop was THAT BIG!!

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Bbeenn18 years ago

Wash that sht off... Literally

TooManyFandoms9 years ago

It never said it had to be YOU who picked it up...

ignitedrik7 years ago

IMAGINERY POOP. also just use one of those toy grabber things to hold it. Then wash it

ashipadipa9 years ago

Cleaning up shit for money is literally my job anyway

meatloave3 months ago

hot water and some soap

MishtiDoi7 years ago

Either pick it up with tongs and clean it or give it to a starving homeless person

BorbingoBoy9 years ago

Rofl wtf

GriffinBowes8 years ago

Hose it off, let money dry

Shrimpis9 years ago

Poop aren't suppose to be on the street, I would flush it down the toilet... :P

BlueZombz9 years ago

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La_Lily4 years ago

I don't even have to take it if I don't want to. If I feel like taking it, yay I got a hundred. If I dont, then okay. Someone else"s poopy hundred

ThoRB&aelig;sT9 years ago

If it's covered in poop how would you know it's $100?

Wilbertbumbum9 years ago

downside?

Too-qik5 years ago

I could just wash it off

caihl lagdaan9 years ago

Wear a gloves man or use your clothes

Smokeycolors448 years ago

Hmmmm I can clean it off.....

Ionos7 years ago

Just because I find it doesn’t mean I keep it.

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