You will become very ugly and dirty. No thank you.
RATTLE_ME_BONEZ6 years ago
I would become an apex predator, using my small to lure in unsuspecting humans.
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smiller23958 years ago
Just use a water gun.
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Hunter Balto13 years ago
Your body will accrue a sticky filth and your skin will become coated in the dirty sweat you exude... but for some odd reason, everyone wants to sniff your stinkiest areas.
PeculiarTimekeeper3 years ago
I don't know where you"ve been on a regular basis, but I don't want to.
why would you need to shower if you are the best smelling person in the world
Bullnoze692 years ago
Grime accumulates on you
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IsaacRosson9 years ago
Wait, if I am the best smelling person in the world, but I never bathe, then wouldn't the rest of the world instantly become worse and worse smelling as I become worse and worse smelling
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thefuckingguywhosanyoing10 years ago
wow this is fucking boring
Sabrinanuggets31410 years ago
Hater
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TheRamster7 years ago
I dont see a downside to this
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Iohanis8 years ago
Your always gonna smeel good no need to take a shower or bath
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MDarkKing16548 years ago
Finally something helpful I don't like showers and my fam check by smell so yes
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cliffjumper8 years ago
swim
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Annieice59 years ago
you wouldn't need to bathe, just jump in a pool and you won't be dirty or sticky
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Warlord208010 years ago
I think you would die if you get a cut and any disease will always come at you.
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AlcoLoco11 years ago
Just go for a swim in a pool. The Chlorine will clean your skin off.
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Aaron Davis13 years ago
Yeah, not sure why I would ever need to bathe or shower again if I were the best smelling person in the world, assuming that I smelled the best all the time, no matter what.
Why do you need to shower or bathe if you have the best smell?
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Anders Lisborg Simonsen13 years ago
Does swimming count?
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Johto Trainer11 years ago
doesnt matter, im still good smelling
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DextersLaboratory4EVER13 years ago
NOOO I NEED MY BUBBLE BATHS
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Sydrad11 years ago
So? Don't shower or bathe, just jump into a lake naked then dry yourself off after a 10 minute soak, under a waterfall so the pressure can wash grime from your body. What's the downside?
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oceanwaterpug277 years ago
It didn't say I can't use a hose
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roseverdict9 years ago
frequent a swimming pool to get the actual dirt off, boom
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Hungry Dem0n YT10 years ago
I can clean myself with wet toilet paper
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hungergameskatniss77712 years ago
Just tip buckets of water over your body, its not really a shower, but then you will be clean.
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orionpeace11 years ago
i live in Vancouver so there is a problem with that can i never go outside when its raining? aka can i never go outside again
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Sam Ellis13 years ago
Just because you smell good it doesn't mean you're clean.
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GlitchCoreChild6 years ago
Just go swimming! Problem solved!
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JK_X11 years ago
No dowside
Matt03040511 years ago
You May Smell Great But You Still Have Have Dirt And Stuff.
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