You will become very ugly and dirty. No thank you.
RATTLE_ME_BONEZ6 years ago
I would become an apex predator, using my small to lure in unsuspecting humans.
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smiller23958 years ago
Just use a water gun.
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Hunter Balto13 years ago
Your body will accrue a sticky filth and your skin will become coated in the dirty sweat you exude... but for some odd reason, everyone wants to sniff your stinkiest areas.
PeculiarTimekeeper3 years ago
I don't know where you"ve been on a regular basis, but I don't want to.
why would you need to shower if you are the best smelling person in the world
Bullnoze692 years ago
Grime accumulates on you
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IsaacRosson9 years ago
Wait, if I am the best smelling person in the world, but I never bathe, then wouldn't the rest of the world instantly become worse and worse smelling as I become worse and worse smelling
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thefuckingguywhosanyoing10 years ago
wow this is fucking boring
Sabrinanuggets31410 years ago
Hater
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TheRamster7 years ago
I dont see a downside to this
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Iohanis8 years ago
Your always gonna smeel good no need to take a shower or bath
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MDarkKing16548 years ago
Finally something helpful I don't like showers and my fam check by smell so yes
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cliffjumper8 years ago
swim
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Annieice59 years ago
you wouldn't need to bathe, just jump in a pool and you won't be dirty or sticky
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Warlord208010 years ago
I think you would die if you get a cut and any disease will always come at you.
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AlcoLoco11 years ago
Just go for a swim in a pool. The Chlorine will clean your skin off.
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Aaron Davis13 years ago
Yeah, not sure why I would ever need to bathe or shower again if I were the best smelling person in the world, assuming that I smelled the best all the time, no matter what.
If I'm the best smelling person in the world. Why would I need to bathe or shower?
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MrDerp6411 years ago
Poooooooooooolllll
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Marz10 years ago
Less water bills
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Jan Christoffersen13 years ago
Why bathe if I don't stink...
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MinecraftNinja11 years ago
I wouldn't have to shower cause I smell good
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Yoshi7118 years ago
It doesnt say i cant have sexy servants bathe me who are also models I'll just let them sniff me for their payment
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naive bark 199710 years ago
I did not say you could not wipe your self of
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Jbear5011 years ago
And the downside is?
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
*realizes pigpen hit the button, and everyone else didnt care.*
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Bofo19912 years ago
bring shampoo and conditioner in the pool
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Kritzy9 years ago
If i don't smell then whats the point of showering? Also it would never rain because i can just shower in the rain then. >:)
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Gina Paige Ruddy13 years ago
Greasy hair -_-
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HowlAlpha11 years ago
Hello there is rain
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Firesonic11411 years ago
Wow 50% 50% nice
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Asrisans10 years ago
*sniff* nice.
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FriskyMonkey11 years ago
Didn't say you couldn't indirectly clean yourself, like swimming in an ocean.
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Nai Gative13 years ago
It doesn't say you can't wash your hair at the sink or put soap on your body. That technically isn't showering or bathing, but it does the same thing.
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Bryse Myst11 years ago
I like my baths, so thanks but no thanks
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DripMonke694203 years ago
But you'll still be sweaty and all that stuff, so nah
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POOPERDOOPER11 years ago
Well if you smell good you wouldn't shower or bathe again
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