Will You Press The Button?

Loophole God9 years ago

LH: "you can only sit on YOUR armchair". What if you didn't have an armchair?

WBGrock8 years ago

The hot women build you one.

A Undertale Fan9 years ago

but Im a stright female...I need my senpia

Cinnamonbunny1126 years ago

UR A UT FAN SAMEEEEEEE REEEE

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Laparas9 years ago

I don't think Immortality is a curse and to the people who say you're going to float in space alone forever you're wrong. Immortality means you can only not die from mortal things like bullets not suffocation

Tigers Eye8 years ago

correction, you can not die from natural causes, such as disease or age, but you can be killed by an animal or you can be stabbed

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Timples509 years ago

Fuck 4chan

TDMfan9 years ago

I'm a girl. Also, I don't wanna live 4ever!!! Too much pain and suffering and allergies!

Migdin18 years ago

Just forget what i said, i forgot about what the button said, dont mind me...

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_ZebraDonut_7 years ago

What if we are women

Crazyfluff6 years ago

Be bisexual/pansexual/gay/polysexual

Stephen Lee12 years ago

You mean I use the same hole to shit AND browse 4chan!? Done.

stayAdragon8 years ago

laughed like 2 months on this

jd_5speeed8 years ago

Tf is 4Chan?

KairoSupreme_4 years ago

ass

idontno698 years ago

Windows 98

Dogeness8 years ago

Said nothin bout standing and lying down or squatting or anything else but sitting :)

Eileen Amelia Stone12 years ago

Why does everyone think immortality is so great?

miratraveler3 years ago

In this case it isn't. But otherwise, explore the universe, learn all the secrets, become a god from sheer knowledge.

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Alkeniw9 years ago

Probably, but you don't need to spam that here

Bursh8 years ago

Downside?

Funtime_Foxy_YT3 years ago

Heck no

pigmaster10811 years ago

I think there's no down side

CCthecat9 years ago

Im not lesbian, and i need to run and play soccer DX

Alkeniw9 years ago

No. I wanna play video games, run, have FUN. Also, I'm asexual, so unless the women can bring me a quantum supercomputer, there's no point to this.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

beabuns9 months ago

EWW women

Brayand Romero12 years ago

4chen is fun

TwoRoaches6 years ago

4chan is where the devil makes potty.

Bubblepoppie9 years ago

So this is only directed to strait men and lesbian women. Well then, I guess I don't need to press

FattyTheFat8 years ago

If my physical desire is to walk again, doesn't that mean that the hot women would have to fulfill that desire too? So I can technically do anything, as long as I desire to do said thing.

Goliath979 years ago

Just get a different chair

Fairyqueen039 years ago

The ones who pressed the button are douchbag guys and lesbians. ( no offense intended to the lesbians) ( extreame offense to the douchbags)

I hate all weebs11 years ago

what's the downside

tehhypergamer9 years ago

Immortality is a curse. Your going to see everyone die and watch the world burn and whe. The world is gone you'll be floating around space forever alone filled with sadness and regret! Btw im using an android phone, so I ment to put "when" but the on screen keyboard glitched.

Rick_Relgia3 years ago

This is literally the definition of hell... No thanks.

DorkieDom9 years ago

Well I dont have a arm chair HEHE

youngsheldon7 months ago

bazinga!

Frikandel8 years ago

What"s the downside?

ThomasJULY1110 years ago

Lol, Milhouse

hol30009999 years ago

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Alex M. Lovins12 years ago

So what about not sitting in my armchair with a hole? It says you can only sit on your arm chair with a hole for shitting and 4chan, but it says nothing about sitting in my armchair without a hole to do all my other shit.

LionBoyGX4 years ago

So I would have sex with a hot woman done

Dragon Slaya9 years ago

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idontno698 years ago

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Steamchells10 years ago

no upside

xPotatoGuy274last year

no potatos. no upside

ArKade479 years ago

What's with people & immortality? That kind of life would suck for me!

BWGameguy9 years ago

4chan never shuts dow? Okay, I'll just minimize it! LOOPHOLES!

Aisling8 years ago

If I ever get tired of being immortal, can't I Just desire the hot women to end me?

Andrea_TA4 years ago

This seems geared towards people with very specific wishes in the first place

Savrash9 years ago

It's basically paradise

asprex119 years ago

Dragon Slaya, just don't

SachiLal8 years ago

What"s the downside ??

Milhouse10 years ago

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Jaydoggg10 months ago

What’s the point of being immortal if you can’t do anything

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago

2 downsides

Buckets358 years ago

Why even use the girls stick it in the shithole

THEREISNOAVAILIABLEUSERNAMES9 years ago

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Daleklingon9 years ago

Pls stop. And end yourself.

Mykael Creo10 years ago

I don't really get how this is bad. I'm immortal, with hot women to fulfill physical and mental desires... and my armchair gets a hole and while in it I can only browse a site I don't go to? Then I just don't sit in my armchair. I get a new one.

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