Will You Press The Button?

CookieIsLife9 years ago

No downside, I mean if you already know everything in the universe then that means you know the dates of everyones death...

RGPZ7 years ago

squid_water You Didnt Make A Typo

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Iggy9 years ago

Does this include the people who die 10 minutes after birth?

Temmie!9 years ago

I know how to be imortal, and my generation will be imortal too

DefinetlytrustworthyBIZ3 years ago

Well that sucks Im stuck with the people i dont like and i cant get rid of them

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_Temmie.Flakes_8 years ago

You have the knowledge of the universe. You know pretty much everything. You know the meaning of life. You know every feeling. Everybody will remember you for your outstanding intelligence. Why not? ...[Show full comment]

Blackout-Button4 years ago

Truth

None-Is-None8 years ago

Well, I pressed an Immortal button, so it looks like we won't die.

SmallLoanOfAMilionDollers9 years ago

so i can just invent a machine that makes my generation live 10000 or what ever year and ill just live e1 sec less i mean i am that smart so :P and what if i make em all immortal then im immortal as , alo make a clone for my self my body will die but i wil...[Show full comment]

TheEpics599 years ago

*clap clap clap clap*

lh00009 years ago

wait if you know everything then you would know how to become immortal and or un-aging loooooooooooooooooophooooooooooooooooooooole

ScottMatt20039 years ago

LOOPEHOLES EVERY WHERE!!!!!

JamesGalaxy9 years ago

Just upload my mind to a robot. Bam I won't die until my robot breaks.

Masked melon9 years ago

You could put yourself into tons put robots and become ultron :-P

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Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago

Downside please.

ManuOlivos7 years ago

maybe I live 3000 years then I won't be sad because I would be wiser

ShiningDawn10 years ago

That upside is way to vague.

HulioTheChicken9 years ago

It could be like a milisecond

AnimeGamer7 years ago

Wait would if you find the secret to immortality

Andrew Marinelli11 years ago

I don't mind. Yes from me.

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago

Judging by my health and genes, the downsides already gonna happen.

Cringe_weeb3 years ago

If that"s the case you should already be dead before being able to live a day of your life... paradox?

rebot4499 years ago

So that is basically life as our ancestor live a shorter life than us and with the knowledge, I can just make myself a god.

SomeoneRandom9 years ago

Aye, fuck the universe. I'm not having my baby cousin live longer than me.

SomeoneRandom9 years ago

Sorry, wrong one. My cousin in junior college, I mean.

Memo2476 years ago

Knowing everything and then sharing it answer ing all the questions People are still trying to answer it would be Wonder full also if I had the all knowledge of universe I have no purpose of living because I know everything

scrub9 years ago

with all the knowledge of the universe, you probably would've already lived for infinity, whether you die or not.

Migdin18 years ago

What if i make myself immortal? Does that mean everyone else will be immortal? I will soon find out after i press the button.

Riverlikesbuttons7 years ago

I hate everyone in my generation anyway

bmuchai9 years ago

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DragonEXE8 years ago

I have no generation unless people start turning in to smart zombies

maia_x9 years ago

it could only be by a day

Crazydude510 years ago

If I have knowledge of the universe, I couldn't just find a way to prolong my life until everyone from my generation dies. BOOM, LOOPHOLE!

da_bomberaian9 years ago

I don't want to see my friends die anyway

oesfua9 months ago

RAHHHH

GOGETA259 years ago

Immortality potion idiot

AIDANHAWKINS7 years ago

so basically I'm Einstein just a million times smarter!.

SummerBlank9 years ago

Since when is the Universe a living being to possess a knowledge of its own?

Mr_Memification4 years ago

If I know everthing in the Universe, I can know how to gain immortality

abcx8 years ago

Since the universe itself doesn't know a shit, it wouldn't help too much.

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

my family has the ability to live 100 years in a polluted area no one will live longer then us

Buttonpresser200369 years ago

But with that knowledge you could build something or find out the secret to becoming immortal

LogicalDude8 years ago

If I know all things then I create a machine and find friendly aliens and also Geniuses to create a Serum of Immortality ^_^

ignitedrik7 years ago

Not unless I kill someone in my generation then that"s not everyone is most people that live longer then me

bitches be cray9 years ago

live longer than me by 1 second

Luga9 years ago

/Clear .

winterforever037 years ago

I mean imma die when I turn 22 anyways sooooo

Bdog3110 years ago

With that knowledge you could change your destiny [aka your fate to die younger than everyone else] and continue on to make yourself[ and anyone else you wanted]immortal, and literally say SCREW YOU GUYS to this whole contradiction. WIN

niuyuxuanlast year

朝闻道，夕死可矣

Gb20009 years ago

um...it says we would find out that we would die sooner but if we didnt know everything in the universe then we would still die sooner we just wouldnt know it so yeah

CoolNeonUnicorn7 years ago

If you know everything you would probably know a way to stop that...

aradfir10 years ago

actually i like to die sooner

Tbrennan9 years ago

Everyone in my generation will live longer than me, then I most likely wouldn't make it 5 minutes

Crazygirl601928 years ago

Well, now that I have the knowledge of the universe, I know how I die. Well, first I'll have to tell you how I got the knowledge of the universe. I had my mom drive a truck attached to the TARDIS which ripped open the console, allowing me to look into the ...[Show full comment]

Never Loves, Always Happy9 years ago

big problem, someone commit suicide in my generation as a teen. In other words Instant Death!!

PurpleSlime5 years ago

Eh, I think of you know everything you would go insane and depressed

catgod569 years ago

don't care

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