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You get anything you want for free
but
Gilbert Gottfried narrates your thoughts and actions for the rest of your life out loud
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cooldudelollast year
Create some sort of pill or something which permanently gets rid of him, then create a pill or something to become an immortal god and rule the world or whatever.

Maharidlast year
Sure, no prob, but i think he will have some problems, this say nothing about a special method so he just narrate it forever where he is, probably never knowing who i am and why he's doing it.

Hannah,Granger9 years ago
It said that he narrates your thoughts, not that he's beside you doing it. Basically, he would constantly be saying random stuff for no apparent reason and probably get locked away in an insane asylum.

Chiller4 years ago
HAHA ANNOYARATOR GOT DIE
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Rylan Vincent12 years ago
I fail to see a downside. Even if everyone else could hear it. Just imagine... "Rylan sat down at tha taable aand saarred out tha windo. He caanteplatad lieef aand iif hee maade the right choOice." "Yes, yes I did."

ForgottenFirefly3 years ago
BUT! what if you look at ur crush and u hear this screaming into the school P.A. saying- RyLaN LoOKs At HiS 1 AnD OnlY LovE TrIShA UnO!
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greenfin9 years ago
no no no no

clally7 years ago
“ she sits in her room as she thinks about fucking brendon urie”

Peti7 years ago
any downsides? :p

lillyhathaway8 years ago
I have random thoughts he"d probably get put in an insane asylum.. "I really want salad.. ooh no look at that steak though. That guy is so ripped!! I need to go to the gym.. my feet are so ugly. My head hurts. I need to clean my house. Darn the dog pooped ...[Show full comment]

GridzbiSpudvetch8 years ago
get some earplugs... also, who"s Gilbert Gottfried?

ThePaulDude8 years ago
He"s the guy who voiced Iago the parrot from the Aladdin films.

Francis Racicot12 years ago
Stanley walk through the RED door

Snowfrost9189 years ago
I thought that Kevin Brighting narrated The Stanley Parable...

Jessica Fox12 years ago
It'd totally be worth it.

Lars Bäckström12 years ago
#worth

Cammy Hales12 years ago
I don't see why anybody wouldn't do this

DaltonCSP 9 years ago
My life would be hilarious

DJGamer7 years ago
Who the fuck is gilbert gottfried??????

Doriko9 years ago
I get him to die, for free :D

Meme_lord8 years ago
"And now josh grabs his phone, locks the door, and turns on the fan so no one can hear him fapping, but little did he know his mom could hear."

PowDaddyCow7 years ago
AnD thEn hE thOUGht "bOY iS thAAHt a hOT chIck 10/10 wOULD BANG HER WOWZER"

camroon_10 years ago
What's the downside

Popdawg Games9 years ago
that would be bad

BottonPusher9 years ago
this is the second time i get this question

Lena1213029 years ago
He says it aloud in his head. Haha.

Rob Anybody9 years ago
Not worth it at all. I'd go insane in the first year. Also he would be narrating your thoughts to everyone around you, do you really want that?

TheMarionick8 years ago
I'm gonna have to choose no on this one, but pressing the button wouldn't make you famous as well? And get you even more money...?

James Williams12 years ago
I want to hire someone to kill Gilbert Gottfried... problem solved.

Ignis0014 years ago
He has written the wrong answer in the exam OH NICE I KNOW WHEN I AM WRONG

Kirevaam9 years ago
Absolutely hilarious. (Gilbert Gottfried is the voice of Iago in Aladdin if you don't know.)

uncleltr8 years ago
I want him to not narrate me.

Michael Barelli12 years ago
#totallyworthit

TheGeekyGamer9 years ago
worth it, because then i wouldnt pay for the mercenary to kill gilbert

buttonlebutton10 years ago
I would get a memory wiper

Palmertime9 years ago
I'll just get a restraining order and have a hit put out on him lol

hanahaxxx9 years ago
So i can get ed sheeran for free??? SCORE!

TENOCHTITLANCastillo7 years ago
HES DEAD. AKA ( I will kill him )

Deltor9 years ago
It'd be the one person I love to have narrate my life besides Morgan Freeman or liam neeson

Worus9 years ago
Worus thought "Man, this job interviewer looks like shit. Hate that guy." But I think, after a certain time you'd get used to having to control every thought.

Marianne Bonnefoy10 years ago
It would be free to kill him to not hear him and ask for the voice who narrates Hetalia so ba bam in y'all faces u bunch of applesauces!!

ShikirinMisakilast year
As someone who laughed their ass off at the smoke detector from that "Be Cool About Fire Safety" PSA (who was also voiced by Gilbert Gottfried), I see this as an absolute win

Mijello9 years ago
But can anyone here else hear them...

ItGetsWorse8 years ago
Not that anybody wouldn't want to have Gilbert Gottfried as their narrator, if you could have anything you want for free why not want Gilbert to shut up? Then you just get free things without having to worry about it.

Terrance Eames12 years ago
win win

elgatitomiauuuu29 years ago
i want a knife in him head

BaileyHare8 years ago
Just murder the narrator or hire a Hitman

YoungLambo8508 years ago
True... True

Reide9 years ago
Hell yeah!!!

AhmetSabir7 years ago
Soo should i go with my own decision or gilberts decision mines better

Dubbinumbreon9 years ago
Pronounce to the world the thoughts and things I would like to say but never can

Southmaster999 years ago
Gets ear plugs

MishtiDoi7 years ago
I"d lock him away in a nice house, provided for, where he couldn't bother anyone.

unwheptlamma10 years ago
Think about aladin alot problem solved

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
this is the single best thing ive ever heard of
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