Create some sort of pill or something which permanently gets rid of him, then create a pill or something to become an immortal god and rule the world or whatever.
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Maharid3 years ago
Sure, no prob, but i think he will have some problems, this say nothing about a special method so he just narrate it forever where he is, probably never knowing who i am and why he's doing it.
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Hannah,Granger10 years ago
It said that he narrates your thoughts, not that he's beside you doing it. Basically, he would constantly be saying random stuff for no apparent reason and probably get locked away in an insane asylum.
I fail to see a downside. Even if everyone else could hear it. Just imagine...
"Rylan sat down at tha taable aand saarred out tha windo. He caanteplatad lieef aand iif hee maade the right choOice."
"Yes, yes I did."
ForgottenFirefly5 years ago
BUT! what if you look at ur crush and u hear this screaming into the school P.A. saying- RyLaN LoOKs At HiS 1 AnD OnlY LovE TrIShA UnO!
“ she sits in her room as she thinks about fucking brendon urie”
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Peti9 years ago
any downsides? :p
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lillyhathaway9 years ago
I have random thoughts he"d probably get put in an insane asylum.. "I really want salad.. ooh no look at that steak though. That guy is so ripped!! I need to go to the gym.. my feet are so ugly. My head hurts. I need to clean my house. Darn the dog pooped ...[Show full comment]
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GridzbiSpudvetch10 years ago
get some earplugs... also, who"s Gilbert Gottfried?
ThePaulDude10 years ago
He"s the guy who voiced Iago the parrot from the Aladdin films.
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Francis Racicot13 years ago
Stanley walk through the RED door
Snowfrost91810 years ago
I thought that Kevin Brighting narrated The Stanley Parable...
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Jessica Fox13 years ago
It'd totally be worth it.
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Lars Bäckström13 years ago
#worth
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Cammy Hales13 years ago
I don't see why anybody wouldn't do this
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nindroid0611 years ago
So basically you a taitan but you are being mind controlled
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MagicalThinker8 years ago
You could get free tape and tape Gilbert"s mouth or kidnap him so he won't say it outloud? Not like I would do such a thing, but still, you could.
SomeRandomn3558 years ago
Make sure its flex tape
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HarmlessPanda11 years ago
My life would probably be the funniest thing ever
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The Narwhal With Muffins10 years ago
*Thinks in head* Dang Emma is hot. Gilbert out loud: DANG EMMA IS HOT.
Random Girl Named Emma:Dang Narwhal is stupid. *In head* CRAP Gilbert: CRAP
*cries in corner* *Head* screw you Gilbert! Gilbert: Screw you someone that isnt me!
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Oldiron_799 years ago
No downside
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Cowmer11 years ago
Most people probably don't know who he is but he annoying af
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ThePaulDude10 years ago
It probably wouldn't be that bad if it was Morgan Freeman but, the guy who voiced the parrot from Aladin...FUCK NO!
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JexMinecrafan11 years ago
I would have a hitman tape is mouth :D
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Trump no makeup10 years ago
Downside?
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558756578647863488last year
我想要知道世界和平的方法,我想要知道人类要怎么样才能飞速进化,我想知道人类怎么样才能成为完美的种族
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RishenTheGamer11 years ago
ive always wanted to be narrated XD
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Aria Firesong13 years ago
Untill he narrates how bootylicious you think the check working nearby is. I'm contemplating yaoi right now, so no.
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DragonFarts425 years ago
i don't need people hearing my messed up thots
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Ericpenguin11 years ago
I could bribe him to shut up and who's Gilbert Gottfried?
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TheRadiantDehd10 years ago
He"s just someone else to talk to. "Jake was naive in believing that I, his narrator, would hold a fun conversation with him, as if I were another one of his friends..." Oh thanks Gil!
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Thomas Breslin-peel13 years ago
Worth it, i'm not observant enough to know what i'm doing.
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whenpigsfly9511 years ago
that would be annoying
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starnas10 years ago
I can buy him to go away ;) for free
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Expíq11 years ago
I will kill him.
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TiffanyS11 years ago
Nothing says that I have to hear him doing it. Literally no downside. Gilbert's gonna be one old motherfucker after I become immortal though.
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timberwolf587111 years ago
Gilbert Gottfried is awesome.
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Waaayupyourbuttmorty9 years ago
Gilbert Gottfried narration for my life? Sounds fantastic!
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Allwarden4712 years ago
so what? It never says it's in the background. Just never go somewhere you can hear him, because there's nowhere to broadcast it.
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WayT00Many11ama510 years ago
The boy in the white shirt posts a comment, leaves willyoupressthebutton.com and goes outside to ride his skateboard. He is thinking about the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
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Konata-LS9 years ago
Let my life of "Fuck You" start.
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Vasco Novais13 years ago
Money machine and...WIN MOFOS
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oldnotweak11 years ago
doesn't say where he is. it didn't say his voice would be in your head just that he would narrate. this is actually a downside for gilbert
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235x03 years ago
including superpowers!
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Randombitch 11 years ago
Where's the downside
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JAKTscene11 years ago
Never met the guy. Don't care if he narrates my life from wherever he is. Although I feel bad for him...
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PieLucas8 years ago
I get Gilbert Gottfried to shut up
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That One Person11 years ago
Gilbert Who?
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Ruptured 10 years ago
He goes in his room lock the door turns on computer and watches porn
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Noah Clemens13 years ago
I can bear it.
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Lilysil9 years ago
Why would you if you had a secret he’d tell it to the world no I didn’t press it
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Derpwhalez 11 years ago
It would be hilarious to know someone w/ this problem
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