Will You Press The Button?

You didn't press

The Button

35450 (33%) 72662 (67%)

35450 (33%) people have pressed this button, while 72662 (67%) did not.

You get a girl/boyfriend

but

You will never have sex

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MokuB2 years ago

*eating garlic bread in asexual*

joshdunstan2 years ago

*bakes cake in asexual*

qwertylion9 years ago

Just get married den they r not ur boyfriend or girlfriend.

Kegflast year

You Sir....are wise

Ammar2005yasser4 years ago

He didn't say anything about wife

Maybell1237 years ago

*muffled asexual snickering*

cutielilly1239 years ago

xDDDDDDDD lol um...i pressed the button

wubwubwubwubwub9 years ago

Okay no one cares

MusicBonez7 years ago

I'm not asexual.....but I don't want sex.....and I want to date.....so yea I press the button

NoNeed2 years ago

You"re confusing Aro-Ace and just regular Ace

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Sofia Powell12 years ago

asexuals to the rescue

Soccerfan1090807 years ago

This question I an ace case

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lunalongbottom9 years ago

*distant asexual laughter*

Zachary Keller12 years ago

*asexual's laugh maniacally*

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

*aromantics join the laughing*

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deadpoolluvr7 years ago

how do two girls have sex tho

bizzare-cringe5 years ago

That’s a question for a different platform

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Feralstar7 years ago

As long as you two are happy, does it really matter?

TheMailMan9 years ago

Ill never have gender I can still have sexual intercourse

Sarah Cuddly Vandewoestyne12 years ago

No downside for asexuals

Breanna Goetz12 years ago

Asexuals or the celebate

Dayna Morris12 years ago

Joke's on you. I don't like people touching me

edgy8yearold9 years ago

Lmao why do you want a partner then

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago

Well that's pointless.

Mermaid-Bones7 years ago

*what about r o m a n c e*

BlackRose2789 years ago

Well it's fine: no worries of pregnancy or STD's, and you can perform mutual masturbation with your partner instead. You can also use that time to do something more productive

BriannaDraws7 years ago

No downside. I don’t want sex

sandford1310 years ago

Just without that fucking thing

amjsandwich9 years ago

Lol im asexual ftw

g4stlysucks110 years ago

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Marelupus9 years ago

I've already had a boyfriend like that... so: nope!!

enderus3 years ago

im this type of person that thinks $e+ is discusting

BookyBailey9 years ago

*asexual laughing in the distance*

fatbastard9 years ago

Wheres the profit in this????

TheNerdLord5 years ago

Free prom date! :)

Jackford128 years ago

Doesn't mean you can't do other stuff (weird stuff)

CheZbee10 years ago

i can live without sex

Littleboy7 years ago

Then whats the meaning of getting a girlfriend🤣

lee-ann9 years ago

THANK GOD YES *SLAMS BUTTON* FINALLY YES

CatsNThat8 years ago

I didn't press it because I didn't want a gf lol

sirsquishy11 years ago

Why not just go out and get a girl/boyfriend?

Styro89 years ago

om i did not press the button,i love sex!

Peyton639 years ago

U can not do that if u get a girl/boy friend your gonna want to have sex to have kids and live a life

Eray Kaan KebabÃ§Ä±12 years ago

ok

linchunyang2 months ago

Just get married, so not problem

UnAmazingGuy6879 years ago

I DON'T NEED SEX BRUH

GFcleverman7 years ago

Let"s go in vetro fertilization

Clemensas10 years ago

Agreedâ¬‡

Eld6274 years ago

Adopt a kid then

TYoshisaurMunchakoopa8 years ago

it doesnt say that you cant get another boy/girlfriend later

The almighty cheese10 years ago

im fine with never having sex

Kldhzjsjxgsia8 years ago

If you cant have sex and want a kid adopt one

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago

Question: If a person who already had sex presses this button... will he or she be unsexed?? XD

The Emerald Minecart9 years ago

Easy rufie them

KWAvalCake7 years ago

Just adopt a child

failtality9 years ago

Im 10...

Nathan_k8 years ago

Hahahaha oh my god yes

ImaginaryFriend_0099 years ago

BEST.BUTTON.EVER!!!!!

Zyr10 years ago

Yeah. I'm with Platinum on that one.

DavidPlayz3 years ago

you will get a girl/guy any time in life dont worry

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