Will You Press The Button?

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33160 (51%) people have pressed this button, while 31337 (49%) did not.

Have the power to cure one widespread disease, likely saving millions.

but

You become deathly ill afterwards.

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235x0 3 years ago

cure human limits

TheButtonOfficial 10 months ago

Not a disease, broseph

TajaNewling 10 years ago

Id rather save millions than live knowing i could have

JesseG 9 years ago

I will make the sacrifice for the greater good! (Chugs the cure while no one"s looking)

LOLguy249 10 years ago

I'll take the sacrifice.

LordMackerel 5 years ago

Y"all are welcome, just cured covid

Zolister 9 years ago

Just use this power right before I’m you die. Or do it before you commit suicide at 80.

kal-both-ways 5 years ago

heck commit suicide right after you press it

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago

Saves millions, gets deathly ill, gets rid of illness with power.

Simon Roland Harrison 13 years ago

*uses power while being at my deathbed*

aryan 9 years ago

me too

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KrowTheAUfan 10 years ago

No downside for me! I wanna die...

Diamondlordx4 10 years ago

I AM THE CURE TO CANCER (Wait is that a disease?)

Morlanos 10 years ago

In and of itself no, but most cancers have been found to be caused by certain viruses

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tonymtbird 10 years ago

Death is the disease I cured.

fastpager200 6 years ago

Did this age well or age badly

anxiousballoffluff 9 years ago

I'll just cure myself

Pokenerd2267 10 years ago

It never says I can't heal myself :^ )

YoloYester 5 years ago

I don’t like my odds.

Arachnerd 10 years ago

I'm selfish. ;)

GreyZemn 8 years ago

Would that mean you can start Dark Souls IRL?

Louis Krempp 13 years ago

who would say no?

Good_Uplifting_And_Joyfull 8 months ago

That is so good uplifting and joyful

DomZ127 9 years ago

Is deathly also an instrument?

Jakob666 9 years ago

Nah it"s just mortal Hehehe nerd jokes

ScottishCookie 4 years ago

Bye bye cancer!

rapp237 10 years ago

"The lives of the many outweigh the lives of the few" - Spock

Krusek 10 years ago

How can you be a member from before there was internet?

Stokaboter 10 years ago

oh hell no

DaRealConMan 6 years ago

Fuck it, I’ll just die

Loophole man 10 years ago

Deathly ill from what? Something with a cure perhaps?

Bastio the mccree 10 years ago

you could cure you while dying

PIZZABOOM 2 years ago

what if that is a widespread disease?

qbc 5 years ago

Make the cure then take it

skyrimlegend21 10 years ago

I will cure cancer

skyrimlegend21 10 years ago

An if I die I will be known as a good guy

Kigor01 8 years ago

I would force somebody ellse.

sonofhades49 10 years ago

Cure dank memes NEVER I NEED MA DANK

Timelypat 9 years ago

Why does it say, "likely"?

Miz Redavni 13 years ago

Me

Skelcreek 10 years ago

Same fam

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 6 months ago

ummm i'm not a fan of creepypasta

BliepMonster 4 years ago

COVID PREPARE TO DIE

RedTheFox 10 years ago

Being deathly ill for curing the common cold? No thanks.

stormiinight 6 years ago

C o r o n a w i l l b e g o n e

sonicj01 10 years ago

curses the disease that i get by seeing which one it is by using my ability to see into the future i got from another button

Bleep Blop 10 years ago

You gotta care for others so why not?

GingerNinja248 9 years ago

Ironic, he could save others from death but not himself

ButtonMaker 2 years ago

How long is "afterwards"?

Buggaboo4 9 years ago

Eh, why not I can cure myself if I'm sick.

belle29 9 years ago

it says one widespread disease, you would probably not fall ill with the disease you cured

Dragonborn97 10 years ago

TIME TO CURE MYSELF LOOPHOLE

Temnai 10 years ago

Actually you don't get sick until after you cure a disease, it also never mentions what disease will ail you. The button cannot be denied. Boom.

O5Council_No2 7 years ago

I sacrifice my everything time i need to go to where i belong to....

Dj.demongirl 10 years ago

I ain't saving a bunch of people I don't know. Ain't nobody got time for that

Crostheboss 6 months ago

I would hit the button, and die of the disease I cured. That way I can be classified as an anomaly for the rest of my days.

_CalebWasHere_ 3 years ago

I'm willing to take that risk

Sack_b0t 5 years ago

Im saving human from corona

Box 10 years ago

This website is obsessed with self-sacrifice with widespread benefit

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

is bigotry a disease?

TigerLily28 8 years ago

What if you became deathly ill with the disease you just helped cure and then cured yourself? Or did i just completely over think that...

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