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You can heal from any wound or sickness (including cancer and stubbed toes) in exactly one hour. No sooner. No later.
but
Throughout the entire time you are healing, it feels like you are being strangled alive.
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark2 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Rizingr9 years ago
"Strangled Alive" is just a stupid statement, how else is one strangled?

pinkpearl4 years ago
@diamond, how do you know that...?
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Crazy_Jay588 years ago
Nothing wrong with a lil choking. Yes I'm one of those people.

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
I agree uwu
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Wildclaw1159 years ago
never says how tight

joebamayeet4 years ago
yes it does. "squeeze or constrict the neck of (a person or animal), especially so as to cause death" is the definition. to cause death means tght
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JackSparrowPresident!!!8 years ago
One whole hour of feeling like being strangled for a stubbed toe?? Now that, is a no-no

Grognard282 months ago
Hello Jack, would just like to point out, it says "you can" instead of you must. Valid point, though.

_40_8 years ago
Okay cool so i'll be healing and be turned on at the same time

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
I feel like that every time I run anyways

Drakkon2ZShadows7 years ago
Two words: auto-erotic asphyxiation

#unicorn4life8 years ago
It might sound creepy but I'm into that shit sooo this is a win-win for me.

DeanBeanMcDougle2 years ago
wtf

Captain Maven9 years ago
In an hour? Sorry but I'm not very patient.

OnePunch8 years ago
I don't feel pain. I'm Saitama.

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
Mmhmmmm.

CAAKE8 years ago
I win no one said how tight!

xXAceXx9 years ago
#BDSM

Jeevat7 years ago
Stubbed toes

AresTheGodOfWar8 years ago
the creator probably has stubbed toes

TheGreatPapyrus46748 years ago
HEY SANS!

CynicInAMatchbox8 years ago
AoT or what?

blaynewalker9 years ago
I strangle myself every night

ANIMOO9 years ago
What?

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
yes daddy

RainBro9 years ago
No thanks.

NathTheCancer6 years ago
What happens after a car crash? Do you come back to life an hour later?

TheFangirlWhoFangirls8 years ago
"strangled alive" "STRANGLED ALIVE" HOW ELSE WOULD ONE STRANGLE

Soot7 years ago
Idc I would be in pain for an hour I would just want to be cured

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LifeOfTheParty 9 years ago
Strangled Alive' just a trick of the mind

erl7997 years ago
GUYS IT SAID STUBBED TOES PRESS THE BUTTON THIS IS THE BESTEST BUTTON EVER, I haven't read the downside yet btw

Mega_Llama3 years ago
If I watched a movie I recon that I could get through the pain.

JasonMatthewRomero8 years ago
Torture porn

pie3648 years ago
sooooo immortal?

Cute_Slime_Vamp7 years ago
Heal your self while you are strangling It won't hurt

andreithepotatoman2 years ago
UwU

TheGreatPapyrus46748 years ago
I love how stubbed toes are being compared to cancer

Nightcore10259 years ago
it never says I was strangled,and when your getting strangled don't you end up being knocked unconscious and not being able to feel anything?

kingboss8 years ago
that ok you can make a lot of money with that bow down to me

gmmck49 years ago
"can"

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago
Wait so your not breathing? Or what this is so confusjng

DeanBeanMcDougle2 years ago
The way you spell confusing is confusing

Winwi7 years ago
A)It"s obviously worth it B)You don't have to heal everyone, you can save that gift for yourself and use it only if someone from your family would be sick

JeremySmith8 years ago
Either that Or Death, Umm I wanna LIVE!

FilthyFrank420blazeit7 years ago
If it just FEELS like then yeah.

bezvous9 years ago
Omfg 10 times imortality in row

ButtonFucker693 years ago
Hey, that my kink!

Masonqh8 years ago
Still better then dying

gavinbrichardson7 years ago
That also means if you like scratch you finger on something you feel strangled for an hour.

GangsternauwL7 years ago
"/(including stubbed toes)"/ lmao

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago
Thankfully, you aren’t actually strangled; it just feels like you are.

RumblyBiscuit668 years ago
So I have cancer and I could either die or have pain for an hour and live. Wow this a tough one

gookart9 years ago
as an MMA fighter, i know being strangled isn't that bad

Cristy3128 years ago
What if the wound would kill you in less than 59 minutes

COSMICGENESECT9 years ago
I don't feel anything when I get strangled

SilentJill3454 years ago
Finally i can heal my damn stubbed toe

Bluemchen7 years ago
It says I CAN heal. Not that I WILL or have to. Broken leg? Yes please, healing powers on. Stubbed toe? No thanks I don’t need healing this time.
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