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You can heal from any wound or sickness (including cancer and stubbed toes) in exactly one hour. No sooner. No later.
but
Throughout the entire time you are healing, it feels like you are being strangled alive.
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Rizingr 10 years ago
"Strangled Alive" is just a stupid statement, how else is one strangled?

pinkpearl 6 years ago
@diamond, how do you know that...?
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Crazy_Jay58 9 years ago
Nothing wrong with a lil choking. Yes I'm one of those people.

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
I agree uwu
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Wildclaw115 10 years ago
never says how tight

joebamayeet 6 years ago
yes it does. "squeeze or constrict the neck of (a person or animal), especially so as to cause death" is the definition. to cause death means tght
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JackSparrowPresident!!! 9 years ago
One whole hour of feeling like being strangled for a stubbed toe?? Now that, is a no-no

Grognard28 2 years ago
Hello Jack, would just like to point out, it says "you can" instead of you must. Valid point, though.

_40_ 9 years ago
Okay cool so i'll be healing and be turned on at the same time

oOBlakeOo 9 years ago
I feel like that every time I run anyways

Drakkon2ZShadows 8 years ago
Two words: auto-erotic asphyxiation

#unicorn4life 9 years ago
It might sound creepy but I'm into that shit sooo this is a win-win for me.

DeanBeanMcDougle 3 years ago
wtf

Captain Maven 10 years ago
In an hour? Sorry but I'm not very patient.

OnePunch 9 years ago
I don't feel pain. I'm Saitama.

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid 8 years ago
Mmhmmmm.

CAAKE 10 years ago
I win no one said how tight!

xXAceXx 10 years ago
#BDSM

Winwi 8 years ago
A)It"s obviously worth it B)You don't have to heal everyone, you can save that gift for yourself and use it only if someone from your family would be sick

JeremySmith 10 years ago
Either that Or Death, Umm I wanna LIVE!

FilthyFrank420blazeit 9 years ago
If it just FEELS like then yeah.

bezvous 10 years ago
Omfg 10 times imortality in row

Quser 3 months ago
It's "You can",not "You must"!

ButtonFucker69 5 years ago
Hey, that my kink!

Masonqh 9 years ago
Still better then dying

gavinbrichardson 8 years ago
That also means if you like scratch you finger on something you feel strangled for an hour.

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
"/(including stubbed toes)"/ lmao

gookart 10 years ago
as an MMA fighter, i know being strangled isn't that bad

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 3 years ago
Thankfully, you aren’t actually strangled; it just feels like you are.

RumblyBiscuit66 9 years ago
So I have cancer and I could either die or have pain for an hour and live. Wow this a tough one

SilentJill345 6 years ago
Finally i can heal my damn stubbed toe

Cristy312 9 years ago
What if the wound would kill you in less than 59 minutes

COSMICGENESECT 10 years ago
I don't feel anything when I get strangled

Bluemchen 8 years ago
It says I CAN heal. Not that I WILL or have to. Broken leg? Yes please, healing powers on. Stubbed toe? No thanks I don’t need healing this time.

Weepwop 9 years ago
... YAS

CreeperWanabe 10 years ago
STUBED TOES! IM IN!

AssHar 9 years ago
I need healing!

DoodleFungus 10 years ago
Immortality for a bad feeling? I'll take it.

Yuu0804 4 years ago
well, if I don't die, it"s ok

Doomlordking 8 years ago
What"s the point of healing a stubbed toe it goes away quick

MeMEStEaLEr420 9 years ago
I love how they put cancer and a stubbed toe right next to each other

BruhItzJake 10 years ago
It"s worth it if i"m saving the human race.

Vayetsi 10 years ago
So every time I stubbed my toe I would spend an hour being strangled? No thank you I'm clumsy

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

cheezeyfeet69 5 years ago
no more broke toes tho

Ninjago-awsome 9 years ago
This is not. Bad trade off

Mustachegamer_YT 10 years ago
If I survive the deadliest disease just to FEEL like I'm being strangled! Push the button!

Shelbywagner123 10 years ago
I don't really care about always healing

SuperSoda24 8 years ago
Use the ghost powers if you said yes earlier on

supsick 9 years ago
yeah, no worries, I"ve got a fetish.

RizeKamishiro 10 years ago
Someone who posts something on the internet should be congratulated the they posted something on the internet Congrats -Snoop Doge

Bee_boi 4 years ago
It’s an American’s dream, free healthcare and bdsm

RizeKamishiro 11 years ago
yes please

ReeledTiedBromasterBTH 11 years ago
I guess I'll press as well.

PieLucas 8 years ago
It could be a light strangle

Bagger-BK 8 years ago
You didn't say how tight. So if it"s a light strangle I'll be fine

TSOCOOKIEHD 10 years ago
Nothing that"s good for you feels good. Except for sex
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