Me:Take care of my friend he will be sleeping on the couch
Servant:kills him
Archer_shoob5 years ago
I think ur servant is sus
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235x03 years ago
Give Me a edible pill that when i eat it will gift me the Superpower named "Inter-universe teleportation" the Superpower allows me to at will Teleportation to Any Location i request in Any other universe i request. you must also Give me the Pill before The...[Show full comment]
minimegaman0902 years ago
jeez dude just tell them they can't bend your words at all
just tell them to no longer be sarcastic VERY specificly
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Eclipse1315 years ago
Aka personal genie minus wishes
MouseGirl4 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/520415
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Jusser5 years ago
Me: get me a glass of water
Servant: gets ocean/salt water
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opilabird6 months ago
do you guys like opila bird
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Schmucklehed2 years ago
Tbh that sounds really funny
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Jibril20615 years ago
Is that you, Archer?
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PENISPENISPENISlast year
me: "Knock yourself out"
servant: "unconsius for 4 days"
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NobodyMyr2 years ago
Is it possible that he doesn't even know what it is
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NonCi2 years ago
Never EVER attempt to enslave a Genie.
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geTash2 years ago
"You get to harrass someone.
Sometimes you can't even choose how."
Thats how it comes across to me.
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Evil_Jlast year
My own personal djinn, woot!
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BTCCtsotE2 years ago
THEN BE SPECIFIC
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Passaro_de_Ferro2 years ago
So an infinite uses lamp genie?
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everyone_outsmarts_this_game5 years ago
i like the idea of dying :)
MouseGirl4 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/520415
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LAGg3D10last year
Nani!
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DogePressesTheButton2 years ago
Can i ask her to leave my room?
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Gl1tch3dL1m33 years ago
I'll just say it short and clear without any possible way to reverse it. No problem for me..
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CatVersionOfGudetamalast year
That's just kinda funny :3
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meatloave2 years ago
Get me a US coin ,a penny, that grants me 4 wishes as I want them not as I word them whenever I hold it in my hand and it will not work for anyone else. After that I permanently dismiss this servant.
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Sammicham4 years ago
i"d just tell them to forget me and put them on the street somewhere
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meatloave9 months ago
reach into your front pocket and pull out a ring that grants me three wishes as I want them.
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The28thDoctor2 years ago
Sounds like my personality so I'll know how to deal with them
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Forest_wolf3 years ago
No downside, they either:
Do what you want
Amuse you with what they come up with
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andre_the_R.H.Glast year
fine, i'll just think *really* hard about what I'll ask him to do.
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