Today I’m gonna hire a news reporter to report about me killing 10 kittens for 100 billion dollars (then give him 1 million)
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I_have_ADHDlast year
it doesn't say how many billions you get, so you could get 999.9999999999999999999999 billion.
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BackAlleyBanger17 days ago
Simple: I'll just pick ten kittens who are in very poor health, old or on their deathbed and put them out of their misery. It also doesn't say how they have to be murdered.So I could take them out in a humane way!
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Funtime_Foxy_YT3 years ago
Lolbit would never forgive me for that so N. O.
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Caldor8 months ago
um actually murder is specifically against humans so technically this is impossible so cringe + l + ratio + no buttons
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ballsface11 days ago
do it during their lunch break... DUHHHHH
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Mstrgmr67 months ago
bruh no
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SigurdCiaran4 years ago
a lot of kittens have to be killed daily because their owners can't take care of them after their cat gives birth
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Tsunami_Wof11 months ago
Already a trillion are dragon
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SporesAreHere4 months ago
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
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jasmanderlast year
I will pay for and do the euthanasia of ten very sick kittens and donate millions to animal rescue.
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PhantomGamingzz3 years ago
I may not be morally good in any way but I am not that immoral
efed3 years ago
Fuck the kittens
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TheDecision4 years ago
I'm a dog person, soooooo
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yungOutfires3 years ago
Fuck animals
FluffyKitten9last year
Yeah, fuck dogs. But not cats.
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H4CK1SB4D3 years ago
Call me horible cool because i am known as a psychaupath and make rational decision be billionaire save a lot of people in exchange of 10 kittens great deal
Typically_ObsessedWithButtons2 years ago
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MarekVanek4 years ago
Me:Die kitties!Die.
Me after that:Where are my money?
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FurinaLoverlast year
what's the downside? many journalists disobey their morality for a bunch of dollars
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