I believe in thor an the other Noreen gods.
They are real and I can go to Valhalla.
Win-Win situation achieved
AF9 years ago
Sorry to blow your bubble, but you only go to Valhalla if you die while doing an heroic action and holding a weapon. The chances of that happening to you in the 21st century are very low (unless you"re a soldier) and even then, some if the warriors go to volfsgang instead.
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ThePaulDude4 years ago
There"s no upside to this whatsoever because no one"s going to give a shit!
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WarWay19415 years ago
Sounds like my friend, Geklmin
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Jerry Potter11 years ago
Wtf this is like the 30th religion one today. I'm beginning to hate this site
Happy smily face10 years ago
I know. SO ANNOYING!!!
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sexypoopoofartingshit6 years ago
i make a religion about the infinite lasagna hole infront of my house and press it
I'll know, and if no one else believes me then that's their problem. As long as I know/
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Cassie Rice13 years ago
Doitsu is love. Doitsu is life.
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Chill_bloby4 years ago
Jesus was with me all along+ greek and norse mithology hell yea
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simplyrill11 years ago
atheist dammit
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shadow139 years ago
Do tuning cars count as a religion 🔰💯🔰 ?
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erzascarlet2011 years ago
I already know it's true so what's the point?
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greaterfiend11 years ago
Who said I'm trying to prove it.
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Zlaw6010 years ago
Fine, ultimate I told ya so in the end
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Destiny1211 years ago
Yeah the whole thing is pointless seeing as how I don't have a religion.
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Gerardrom10 years ago
The ancient greeks did this survey?
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HowlAlpha11 years ago
I believe in reincarnation so I pressed it.
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Driconian8 years ago
Force Powers .... I don't need others to believe.
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Michael Randall13 years ago
If i can't bitchslap the pope and explain why he's wrong then what's the point in this?
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tray11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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LilaBurrier9 years ago
So worth it
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FattyTheFat10 years ago
I am having problems with certainty towards the existence of God so...
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Cinnabunny9 years ago
My religion is... Space. I'm just a science nerd.
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Mizore 11 years ago
But Atheism technically isn't a religion.
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Harrypotterisawesome123455 years ago
I don't even believe in any religion
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RockCandyMiner11 years ago
Thats what were at already. Atheism FTW!
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nlashay1611 years ago
If you belief in a religion, then chances are you already believe in it 100%, and most people don't believe in the same religions anyway, so...
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Russnyx8 years ago
I don't have a religion
Ha take that
Lol
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Lissfirefly12 years ago
Doesn't matter, i'll go to heaven and have a blast.
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MegaPig260310 years ago
They don't have to know
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LifeNoob9 years ago
Truth: N/A
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Dan Starfighter 10 years ago
I don't believe in religion, I only believe in cookies
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lolyouarewrong11 years ago
im an atheist.
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orphankiller4711 years ago
dont need cristainality any way
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Bob123573 years ago
As a person that is catholic the downside isnt too bad
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DalY11 years ago
I wont try to prove... ILL JUST MAKE THEM TRUST ME WITHOUT THINKING
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TheMaster19 years ago
"Extremis"
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Bailey_is_tired6 years ago
I’m an atheist
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Maraiya11 years ago
Who cares? Let them all go to hell xD
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D YellowMadness9 years ago
I'm agnostic & I have a neutral opinion of God & their potential existence so the only way the button could change anything is if the universe currently doesn't have any chance of having a god. At most, I"d be giving the universe a chance to have a god & a...[Show full comment]
KatherineCanipe9 years ago
I am a huge science nerd. And I"ve given evolution and Christianity an unbiased look. And I can say without a shadow of a doubt that using science there is no possible way for evolution to be true. Plus there is to much scientific evidence that supports...[Show full comment]
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