Will You Press The Button?

quickstirke 9 years ago

FUCK my life! I'll NEVER FIND someone!! And I"M NEVER PART OF groups!! I'm always LEFTOUT!!!

Potwhole 3 years ago

Bro is turning emo for a question

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Midean 9 years ago

Does anyone get that this is a disguised means of accessing immortality? Sure it"d be lonely, but I can use the internet without contacting anyone. Automated online orders for food and necessities. CleverBot for "social" contact. Thankfully I"ve never b... [Show full comment]

Panifex 8 years ago

Holy hell, you"re a genius.

rn_rn_rn 10 years ago

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eat-my-fucking-oatmeal 7 years ago

ni🅱️🅱️a belongs in r/ihadastroke

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Nasho 6 years ago

NOOOOO NOT THE PETS

elite king 10 years ago

Get 40000grand then stop its only a month

TuroKK007 8 years ago

Math isn't your strong side.

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Imitaterdrone 10 years ago

Rob for your own food and necessities no one will be there and return to humanity when you have enough money

JL1776 8 years ago

Who’s Rob

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swgrisiaf 10 years ago

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JinhoKim 9 years ago

I dream of people I hate

Foodisbae18 9 years ago

Quit the job for an hour to watch bill nye

Ajrocks567 10 years ago

I love reading, so I will read and eat for the next 10 years, and then be happy and rich

Table_Pepper 10 years ago

Doesn't say anything about books

Reyansh1928MehandirattaTDM 5 years ago

I can live without mama and anyone else, and doing so for ages!

Stropey 8 years ago

Introverts be rolling over their graves

TomboyChill 10 years ago

Oh heck to the no! I can not live without friends,family,or wifi!!!

Piggy of search engines 11 years ago

Oh yea

CastielWinchesterMishaAckles 9 years ago

no contact with pets is horrible but having no internet is worse, i would be so bored

EX_23113 3 months ago

我就一个臭写曲的，我无所谓了

FranceAlain 9 years ago

Just save the money you earn every week and when you think the money you saved is enough to last you a lifetime, then stop so you could be with the love of your life and be able to communicate again. 😂

Hamistagan 10 years ago

i could deal with this because by the time i had enough money there would be true vr

SethVanderSpiegel 5 years ago

Free 750

210727Frake 9 years ago

Then how would you find the love of your life?

The Friendly Strider 10 years ago

lool we dont need money and i have a computer inside me

Guy that does stuff 10 years ago

I'm a computer I'm a computery guy

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animalIQ 9 years ago

I only didn't press the button because I need mi birbs nacho and cheese

meatloave 2 years ago

You can't purchase anything at all . There's no way to live unless you build your own home build your own furnishings and grow/hunt your own food .nothing will be insured and if you need medical help then your utterly fucked unto suffering and death.... Fo... [Show full comment]

meatloave 2 years ago

However , the 'person of my dreams' is a serious hottie who happens to be a genie , she's flawlessly cute from her face to her feet and she's utterly devoted to me. Once I get my three wishes and enjoy her...thoroughly... I dismiss her and we each go out o... [Show full comment]

Harper 9 years ago

So go a little while without human interaction, save up the money, then stop recievng the money, you have enough for your wedding and a house, get the person of your dreams, and can talk to people again... you just have to use a little sense.

nukechicken 8 years ago

Too long to read

jakeliweiquan 9 years ago

I WILL NOT GIVE UP CONTACTS

UltraRaglo 10 years ago

AGGHGHGHHHH I CANT LIVE WITHOUT INTERNETE!!

xxhh 5 years ago

没有互联网的话有点难受，获得爱人也不是必须，现在又不是吃不上饭，这个buff并不吸引人

Hiphop75 10 years ago

You can really tell that people are growing too dependent on technology when someone makes something like this . . . And there is such a thing as reading

AwesomeBro404 9 years ago

Know that. Pressed.

BoiZeBery 9 years ago

Go a few weeks with out internet it"s not hard then stop getting money

Curly Whirly 9 years ago

okay so a year of solitude playing nothing but offline video games, save up for a long time. The love of my life already gives me her unwavering love so she wont just stop because i managed to save a tonne of cash

meatloave 11 months ago

Do that for 1 hour then the girl of my dreams shows up ( a seriously hott genie) who grants me three wishes we fuck wildly then she goes away.

TuroKK007 8 years ago

How am I supposed to get grocery without making contact with the cashier?

TrueBlue7849 9 years ago

NO GOD PLEASE NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sukmypotatoe 10 years ago

ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five... [Show full comment]

Raven1323 10 years ago

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RohanSheppard 9 years ago

What if the girl of my dreams is a complete moron? Or I hate her personality?

papersnake 4 years ago

than she wouldn't be the girl of your dreams if you hate her

appledashmotherfucker 5 years ago

So I'll live in a jungle with some monah and golddigger bitches?

Ginamojo 10 years ago

I love animals to much

DonkeyXGamer 10 years ago

No contact with anybody? That means no buying food. You would literally die.

Kajalaka 10 years ago

Grow it dipshit

jshaw71 8 years ago

To go the theaters, internet cafes, and friends houses to watch TV, and use internet

Evert123_ 9 years ago

Collect money at night.

ShadowCrawler 9 years ago

No thanks, I get a job and make more than 39 thousand dollars a year and still talk to people

Aeirohide_Prime 9 years ago

SAME

Friendlyneighbourhoodspidey 10 months ago

Bros over hoes gng

Rilln 6 years ago

Hey simple... i wait 3 weeks and then get unwavering love.

Kittycatgomeowmeow 9 years ago

What if you were poor and needed money just get a lot of money then quit the deal and then boom your rich

Droitzel 10 years ago

Sure. I don't like people interrupting my books/music and such.

Reyansh1928MehandirattaTDM 5 years ago

If I want to become a billionaire I don't need TV or anything else + when I become rich then I can quit and enjoy my android TV with my favourite snack. : )

Lzke 8 years ago

So I'll get that much money for the rest of school (finally being productive, lol) and then I'll just live from that...

DunkleSans 10 years ago

Well you can stop when ever you want... so get the money get the girl and stop. Then you can use the money to by new games at steam or where ever you buy games.

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