Will You Press The Button?

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18844 (19%) people have pressed this button, while 78661 (81%) did not.

You get infinite self confidence

but

You become fat, annoying and wear a fedora

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Pencil1234 3 years ago

yes

ProWolfGamer370 15 days ago

ButtonCoconut f u bi

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Wolfo 9 years ago

literally a rich guy without money. Dont press

Julian Nunez 13 years ago

So, I get a fedora... I guess it counts.

JordanFlight99 3 years ago

thats why yo mama getting gangraped at a clubhouse

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Adom Saturday Quansah 13 years ago

I've been told I'm annoying before, I already own a Fedora, and I weigh 230lbs. I'm already there.

Beta274 5 years ago

No bitches?

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Christian Muf 13 years ago

You will become Notch! :D

HahaPeepeePoopoo 4 years ago

forgot the annoying bit

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James Sevostjanov 13 years ago

So, basically a normal neckbeard?

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

I wear a Fedora now. fedoras are cool... + self confidence.

LetMeReplyPlease 4 years ago

Doctor Who reference?!?! :O

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Zachary Romano 13 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm already a neckbeard.

Jared Brandenburg 13 years ago

This doesn't do anything

LeafThatWolfAlone 10 years ago

#1 Confidence tip: Wear a fedora, they do wonders for literally everyone! (don't by an ugly one though)

Mattchoz 8 months ago

Just go to the gym after pressing the button (lets be honest you're already annoying).

willow4800 11 years ago

Just buy a fedora, and that'll give you all the self-confidence you need!

Gerawrd_Way 8 years ago

So early Patrick stump from FOB? No hate on Patrick, I was born the same day as him and I have total respect for him 🖤

Xenya626 12 years ago

nope not worth it

heatfromfire 5 years ago

so you just become an incel

Miczu555 11 years ago

Wtf is wrong with fedoras?

chase777 9 years ago

i don't want to get fat

ButtonMaster56 10 years ago

M'ladies..

WorkTeam 9 years ago

You don't need to wear a fedora I guess?

Puffinmaster246 10 years ago

*neckbeard voice* whats the downside huehuehue

Lucario9906 6 years ago

m"lady

Barneytubbie 11 years ago

OH HELL NOOOO

Rinxuala 11 years ago

Why would an introvert need any self confidence?

EmmaC12132009 8 years ago

No thx 😂😱 no

mastertmf 12 years ago

fedoras are cool

ChunkyRaguYT 10 years ago

So I get infinite self confidence and a fedora?

1221monsterz 8 years ago

U get fit again, i buy cloths :P

Noob Bot 10 years ago

I'm already fat and annoying so no downside for me

HazardousRavioli 3 years ago

Fuck no!!!

Flashbacktom 11 years ago

So a pimp basticaly

koolkid1985 10 years ago

*grabs fedora* yaass

jackohans5 5 years ago

I'm confident enough, so I won't press the button.

GRGIII 11 years ago

Don't need it. I've got all the confidence I need. In my invisible bag that doesn't exist.

mattdm722 9 years ago

So could I get rid of it or would I have to remain fat for the rest of my life?

Rammus 6 years ago

I dont see a downside

Nasho 5 years ago

You turn into a reddit user

DRAGONBORN02 11 years ago

Remind me, what's wrong with wearing a fedora?

SUPER-LOOPHOLE 10 years ago

Fedora or health........ Fedora

JOKE'S ON YOU 11 years ago

JOKES ON YOU I'M ALREADY FAT, ANNOYING, AND WEAR A FEDORA

Raven1323 10 years ago

Profile...pic...Amazing..for this...button. I'M DIEING OF LAUGHTER.

Kitsu1989 10 years ago

What"s wrong with fedoras and of course you"d be annoying infinite self confidence is just being conceded

I_STEAL_CHEESE_HEHE 5 months ago

What's the downside?

Hojolonious 11 years ago

HELL YEAH! A FUCKING FEDORA!!!

Panifex 8 years ago

*tips fedora* M"lady

oyster 12 years ago

What's so bad about fedoras?

Jokubaz_GG 4 years ago

discord mod

Leia 11 years ago

I already love myself xP

Strae 10 years ago

I know myself well enough that all my self confidence will collapse in on itself.

TapuLele 9 years ago

I already have none, but I"d rather be the depressed person I am rather than looking like what I imagine a Mega Snorlax looks like.

Top gamer 10 years ago

Hahaha lol

yilingsama 6 years ago

even if I am fat,I can exercise everyday to become thin again

FunkyCheeseballs 11 years ago

Basically me

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