Will You Press The Button?

IAm8YearsLate 5 years ago

huh? i cant read what it says

EyeOfTruth 10 years ago

A warning to those who pass by this post, the comments are fucked up, so brace yourself if you decide to read on the comments

ImmaWhovian 10 years ago

Reading is my life!!

Piotr Grochowski 10 years ago

Reading is extremely important for me, it's almost a core part of me

ToxicDragon 10 years ago

or you know you could get you lazy ass up and do some cardio?

Bossitronio2014 10 years ago

It depends: if I can't read books, and that"s it, I'll already hesitate, I'm still in school. But if it means I can't read ANYTHING, there is no way I will do this. -P.S. What if you buy something like "Eye of Tuna" or something and you thought it was a... [Show full comment]

Mythical_Mage 10 years ago

Screw health!

Exij 10 years ago

32 % of the people can't read this comment

TheMaskedMan 10 years ago

It's now 34% sadly. *shakes head*

Callmepaul 8 years ago

*Dies in a restricted government area eating a hamburger * Worth it!!!!!

Bookworm12121 9 years ago

This should be ILLEGAL!!! This is not a joking matter! Reading is an important part of life!!! I advise you not to push that button. Or Star Wars nerd... “you will not press that button” lol.

Jessie Daniel Ochoa 13 years ago

I like to read, I already eat what ever I want, and I am still healthy

Jodio_joestar 4 years ago

I agree with this guy/girl

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Username2406 10 years ago

I love reading and im the only 1 in my school that made it to state running and swimming

Syneix 10 years ago

It only says to stay healthy, didn't specifically say you'll gain weight. Why the fuck would you press the button.

Gianata 10 years ago

I'm gonna press the button because it doesn't say I can't teach myself how to read

therealobama 5 years ago

I don't wanna learn to read again

NoTell 10 years ago

You'll be kidnapped by people who want to know your mystery but you can't say cuz you don't know so the kill you by cutting of your sick and let bleed you out

jshaw71 11 years ago

I read a lot of online stuff, so no way...

River Wolford 13 years ago

I value literacy more than my health... apparently

OwO_OwO 6 years ago

Lol i also need to read i didn't finished one piece yet and i"m 0,33x the weight of my friends

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Misaki Natsume 10 years ago

Your waifu comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you will get water and food... [Show full comment]

The Darter 11 years ago

WHAT IF I EAT SPECIAL FOOD THAT TEACHES MEHOW TO READ

BMO1930 10 years ago

OR,get someone to read for u,duh

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Hanako 12 years ago

So I can relearn a whole new language, and since English is a common language, I will be forced to learn that too. Ok sign me up.

GREENBEAN 4 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

Gnja_2016 11 years ago

I cant read anyway so fuck it

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Sadly, I cannot find a loophole. At least this one was original.

Justin Skiles 13 years ago

1832 people think reading is "to hard"

MoltenBolt 10 years ago

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Zeehoo 11 years ago

You've learned it once, so you can learn it again. Reading isn't hard.

theaftermath 6 years ago

I couldn't give up reading

DUDEPERSON 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

KirbyRainbowYoshi 11 years ago

I like to read, and I like to eat, so yeah. I'm still healthy.

CoachH 12 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

TriniTDM 9 years ago

I can't possibly push the button! I love reading so much!

Richard Sysoev 13 years ago

I cant read anyway lol

asheropmanop 2 years ago

you cannot read text or read book or letter means you cannot learn any languages but you can only learn to say them and hear them but you cannot learn any writing or reading

asheropmanop 2 years ago

if you pressed

mouseboy11313 11 years ago

Learn to read

SoDogeMuchAmaze 10 years ago

It never said that you couldn't learn to read again. Win loophole.

Pokejamie6 5 years ago

Already forgot lol

AssaasinThief 11 years ago

it doesn't say you can't learn to read

Burningcat 9 years ago

You cant read as in you lose the ability to read or you are not allowed to read

Flamingoboi 7 years ago

Wait what does that say I can't read

Flolelan 11 years ago

button efect is so randrom: only usable if i live in an country where food is extremely limited and i would not need to read to be able to achive a happy life (as long as i can eat everything and be able to take nurishments out of it)

Fake-Pianist 10 years ago

Your waifu comes up and-

awsom_creeper 11 years ago

*gasp* what about video games it includes reading

Metabloxer 12 years ago

To those of you who pressed the button, I would like to say α♥ñqºü♣ ñóv%1

Misaki Natsume 10 years ago

Your waifu comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you will get water and food... [Show full comment]