Will You Press The Button?

IAm8YearsLate3 years ago

huh? i cant read what it says

EyeOfTruth9 years ago

A warning to those who pass by this post, the comments are fucked up, so brace yourself if you decide to read on the comments

ImmaWhovian9 years ago

Reading is my life!!

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago

Reading is extremely important for me, it's almost a core part of me

ToxicDragon8 years ago

or you know you could get you lazy ass up and do some cardio?

Bossitronio20148 years ago

It depends: if I can't read books, and that"s it, I'll already hesitate, I'm still in school. But if it means I can't read ANYTHING, there is no way I will do this. -P.S. What if you buy something like "Eye of Tuna" or something and you thought it was a...[Show full comment]

Mythical_Mage9 years ago

Screw health!

Exij9 years ago

32 % of the people can't read this comment

TheMaskedMan9 years ago

It's now 34% sadly. *shakes head*

Callmepaul7 years ago

*Dies in a restricted government area eating a hamburger * Worth it!!!!!

Bookworm121217 years ago

This should be ILLEGAL!!! This is not a joking matter! Reading is an important part of life!!! I advise you not to push that button. Or Star Wars nerd... “you will not press that button” lol.

Username24069 years ago

I love reading and im the only 1 in my school that made it to state running and swimming

Syneix9 years ago

It only says to stay healthy, didn't specifically say you'll gain weight. Why the fuck would you press the button.

Gianata9 years ago

I'm gonna press the button because it doesn't say I can't teach myself how to read

therealobama3 years ago

I don't wanna learn to read again

NoTell9 years ago

You'll be kidnapped by people who want to know your mystery but you can't say cuz you don't know so the kill you by cutting of your sick and let bleed you out

Jessie Daniel Ochoa12 years ago

I like to read, I already eat what ever I want, and I am still healthy

Jodio_joestar2 years ago

I agree with this guy/girl

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jshaw719 years ago

I read a lot of online stuff, so no way...

River Wolford12 years ago

I value literacy more than my health... apparently

OwO_OwO4 years ago

Lol i also need to read i didn't finished one piece yet and i"m 0,33x the weight of my friends

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Zeehoo9 years ago

You've learned it once, so you can learn it again. Reading isn't hard.

theaftermath4 years ago

I couldn't give up reading

DUDEPERSON10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

MoltenBolt8 years ago

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CoachH10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

KirbyRainbowYoshi9 years ago

I like to read, and I like to eat, so yeah. I'm still healthy.

asheropmanop2 months ago

you cannot read text or read book or letter means you cannot learn any languages but you can only learn to say them and hear them but you cannot learn any writing or reading

asheropmanop2 months ago

if you pressed

mouseboy113139 years ago

Learn to read

TriniTDM8 years ago

I can't possibly push the button! I love reading so much!

Richard Sysoev12 years ago

I cant read anyway lol

Pokejamie63 years ago

Already forgot lol

AssaasinThief10 years ago

it doesn't say you can't learn to read

Burningcat8 years ago

You cant read as in you lose the ability to read or you are not allowed to read

SoDogeMuchAmaze9 years ago

It never said that you couldn't learn to read again. Win loophole.

Fake-Pianist8 years ago

Your waifu comes up and-

awsom_creeper9 years ago

*gasp* what about video games it includes reading

Flamingoboi6 years ago

Wait what does that say I can't read

Flolelan10 years ago

button efect is so randrom: only usable if i live in an country where food is extremely limited and i would not need to read to be able to achive a happy life (as long as i can eat everything and be able to take nurishments out of it)

dolphinlover6099 years ago

this will be a problem because i'm still in school...

AztecPikachu7 years ago

Knowledge is Power! Why would I not know how to read?

Metabloxer10 years ago

To those of you who pressed the button, I would like to say α♥ñqºü♣ ñóv%1

Misaki Natsume 9 years ago

Your waifu comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you will get water and food...[Show full comment]

O_gamias_tis_geitonias8 years ago

I"d invent a scanner that could read manuscripts for me and then output the read into sound, easy af

Noah Joyce12 years ago

i eat healthy anyway so no

Craftspirit3 years ago

Said no cause if I cant read I just cant work my job lmao

hunterdamaniac9 years ago

<=============3 hi

DongusThornberry9 years ago

Just exercise, simple.

RusticSurge224 years ago

no homework and healthy yayyy

Harryg10 years ago

it didnt say you cant learn back

Foxmaster888 years ago

Dude same thing here

sonianevermind677 years ago

I can learn to read. We all couldn’t read at some point

Lawlzer10 years ago

...If you knew me IRL, you would laugh at this button. I get in trouble for reading at school, and I usually read a 300 page book in one day, only at school. 700+ still easy for two days. Haha.

MLG888888888888888888 years ago

u dont need to stay healthy

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