Will You Press The Button?

Rosaline7 months ago

At least someone will like me thanks to this button.

Luxray1009 years ago

I'm asexual so it doesn't have a downside XD

therealobama3 years ago

this site is like 30% asexuals coming here to laugh at sex buttons.

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calex20029 years ago

Rather to be truly loved by one than to be poorly loved by many

KitaTheBearEatsFish8 years ago

ALL DA SINGLE LADIES, ALL DA SINGLE LADIES, PRESS THE BUTTON

Potater_boi6 years ago

Is it bad this played in tune?

hatgirl52529 years ago

I'm an antisocial person towards most people. I don't like people . . . most people. And even then I can't go more than two days without some serious alone time without going completely bonkers. I like how I am now. I'm already confident in everything I do...[Show full comment]

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL2 years ago

*sucks my own cock*

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Jaasjaas7 years ago

Well i am from finland and our worst nightmare is that somebody comes to talk wiht you so no upside

quickstirke8 years ago

Jokes on YOU!!!! Im ALREADY all of the Postive!!!! Postive LIFE!!! (unlike my sister, so negative)

Leland Andersen12 years ago

so the downside is already a problem for me, so it's still a win. :P

None-Is-None8 years ago

Same

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TMCalexplayZ7 years ago

I’ll get a ton of girls. And I’ll find a new one if a relationship ends

Cathrope8 years ago

It"s a thousand times better then my life right now.

Ultra1239 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

RandomGirl9 years ago

I don't have a crush. Haha.

Psily3 years ago

C"est déjà ma vie X))

PT_Night10 years ago

I'm antisocial and already can't maintain relationships

yolo4life7 years ago

I'll just have sex with everyone so I have children like a lot

drumkommandr9 years ago

must have already hit this in my sleep.

Angela15GamingGirl7 years ago

DUH EVERYONE LOVES YOU YOU CAN HAVE ANYONE TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND!!!!

vitebruno9 years ago

ja sou assim kkkk

awesome21479 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

TheGoldenbanana9 years ago

Ppl gotta start reporting these ppl

Master_masterbaiter69last year

Both describe me.. except the everyone likes me.. SO UHM BAHAAHJA I AINT CHANGING

SNAPPEDLIME18 years ago

everyone loves me yet we cant maintain a relatoionship.... boi

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago

I wanna be a famous animator on YouTube (theodd1sout, jaidenanimations, somethingelseyt, etc.) someday, but to be honest I wouldn't even WANT to be in a relationship, so win for me.

Nostrings8 years ago

So you basically become Dick Grayson???

The Doctor 109 years ago

whats the point then

PEWDIEPIEROCKS9 years ago

I LOVE GIRLS SO NAH

west49cool511 years ago

Go on one night stands with every hot girl

TheBraveKnight7 years ago

Umm.. I'm already as lovable.

Sirtimidkirki7 years ago

You can not break up or fight with something that You do not have

Muddy ghost9 years ago

I needz my true love ^w^

Sjdjjffjdjdhs8 years ago

Lucky for me I'm more of a one night stand type of guy

AcedOut9 years ago

Life would suck without true love. You all need to understand that.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

This would be a living hell.

John-Charles-Louis-Mahmud10 years ago

no interest getting outgoing and confident if not to secure some relationship...

Mamaischeese7 years ago

Who everyone loves

CocoaWolf9 years ago

I don't want a partner anyway.

veemon19927 years ago

so my life already

knife in a gunfight9 years ago

this is already a thing for me so...

shadowclancat8 years ago

already me

HotDiggityDorito4 years ago

That’s not a downside

derflert8 years ago

So?i just wanna bang

Colnor5649 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

MidnightTheFox118019 years ago

But that doesn't make sense. EVERYONE LOVES YOU!!!

GeekFangirl9911 years ago

This is already me

Zygosis7 years ago

"with A partner" Does that mean that someone can be polyamorous and thus maintain relationships with multiple people?

Mrpooperman7 years ago

Whats the point of this question

EternalShadow9 years ago

Sort of sounds like the Doctor.

RandomGirl9 years ago

Oh my God...

NiloGJ8 years ago

Excluding relationships doesn't excludes sex, so....

SOME RANDOM GUY9 years ago

i seriously do not care about partners!!!they seem like stress!i mean when you have children,they will become a very heavy burden and you have to pay for 2 at fancy restaurants!!!

senseless_2 years ago

hell no

s3271318 years ago

it dint say for how long so........

Ruby_Slippers10 years ago

Taylor Swift, anyone? (Not trying to be mean I like her music)

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