Will You Press The Button?

Verysmartpersom4 months ago

*distant asexual laughing*

meatloave6 months ago

she gives me a superpower ring and a cash card worth 2billion $ and with my name on it that can't be hacked,lost,stolen ect then leaves me and I never see or hear from her again.

awedar5 months ago

ur smart

meatloave9 months ago

She is a stunningly hott woman who will give me a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that cant be lost, stolen or broken and with 500,000,000 tax free $ on it. After wild sex she divorces me and I never see or hear from her again. I can decide whic...[Show full comment]

MrSmolBeans4 years ago

Im already ugly, and NOW MY ANIME WAIFU IS REAL???? NO DOWNSIDE

awedar5 months ago

hey

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joelzplayzlast year

idk i choose not cuz this is life

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year

uh...

Sochs9 months ago

uh...

Dweeb3Botlast year

I know I'm called ugly by most everyone so I want my waifu

Dexagon4 years ago

Its a good life for us two.Let it slide

RyanTWlast year

I KNEW IT WAS A RICKROLLLLLL

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fishflop4 years ago

it dosint madder to me becuse i never leve my house

KataDark12 months ago

It's worth it, I don't really care about public opinion.

LowTaperFade4 months ago

So worth

TheRealGlacadialast year

I'm already ugly and now I have a girlfriend?! Take every day

VenerGodlast year

I dont need anyone to love me except my lover,so,beauty or ugly,who cares

235x0last year

version of myself who is godlike who has inter-universe teleportation and shape-shifting and gives me these superpowers to me.

235x0last year

"That's cheating loser I'm marrying stella from angry birds because she's cute" - "BACUNLOVER444XD" I don't care if it is cheating i want to explore and research other universes!

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bouse2 years ago

I'm onl hitting no because I'm aromantic, if I felt romantic attraction in the slightest, this would be an absolute win.

jaythedood10 months ago

lemme marry my fav fictional character i do not care mwah

speedwagonbestwaifu3 months ago

this is so hype, this is incredible peak life right there

DextersLaboratory4EVER112 months ago

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Sochs9 months ago

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RomanKitsunelast year

this literally is my life with an added girlfriend. you take.

Purplesinister3 years ago

Downside?

DextersLaboratory4EVER112 months ago

this one is weird

ArataTaleSans4 years ago

I'm already ugly

AdvanAviantoy4 years ago

Hello! Welcome to the weeb hell!

GhostFox13264 years ago

This is pretty much every reader insert-

Mimmyl3 years ago

i"m already ugly this doesn't matter 😂

EpicBRUH4 years ago

Rem

Tedder2 years ago

I never cared much about the opinions of others. And I'll make sure the love of my life is even uglier, then at least I'll be the better looking one..