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You cure cancer.

but

You die from cancer after you made the cure.

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fwd1218 years ago

how ironic

Mixmaster6 years ago

Hey WebbyUrchin, or should I say, Darth Sidious

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[email protected]8 years ago

Well then I won't make the cure until I want to die...

Javon3273 years ago

Make the cure at 90

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Dragborg7 years ago

Guys... i have the cure! Kill jake paul

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago

And morgz

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Drakon897 years ago

The irony is reaching 10000000000000000000000000000

Yatanay7 years ago

THAT"S OVER 9000!

CPM7 years ago

I chug the cure just before I die. I win.

Vortex12126 years ago

YOU CAN'T DENY THE BUTTON GOSH DANGIT sorry for being so mad, it"s just pointless if you don't follow this simple rule you probably didn't take me seriously anyway, for saying "gosh" and "Dangit"

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annabethchase047 years ago

I WILL NOT die from cancer

Atl4s7 years ago

How just use it before you give it to the other people

Somepersonapparently7 years ago

Cure cancer just before you normaly die. Problem solved.

Avacado12347 years ago

Cure Yourself

Yuzrnaime7 years ago

Just cure yourself DUH

Owllover1327 years ago

It doesn't tell you exactly when after the cure. So, start using the cure on yourself to become immune, and safe-

CalebTeKrony7 years ago

If you cure cancer you won't die from it you doofus.

Zelomonster4537 years ago

I will forever be remembered

Mclovin20168 years ago

take the cure after you get cancer

Fqwpr08 years ago

Yep that means you die from the cure

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alex mtz. 20008 years ago

i guess ill cure cancer in my last days when im a creepy old man

KiroKane6 years ago

"Ironic. He hab Save others from Death, but Not himself"- Chancellor Palpatine.

KiroKane6 years ago

He can *

drpie6667 years ago

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DrInconsiderate7 years ago

There exists multiple cancer types

Hitman_archon6 years ago

It never says how long after you made it.

Awkward_person7 years ago

But you made the cure why can't you use it?!

Soviet of USSR8 years ago

I could just use the cure i just made

Fat Autistic Faggot8 years ago

You die right after you make the cure

fathernomore2 years ago

Cure myself first

Kingking776 years ago

When I'm like 80 then I decide to make the Cure

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago

No overpopulation

Akzobo8 years ago

I'll just use the cure on myself

minimeg7 years ago

I made the cure. So I don't die. Downside ? And, if you could not heal, one life for soooooo many to live...

TheAdri6668 years ago

Actually you can take the cure that's a non-sense

sunnytabs6 years ago

i would do it to save everyone who was going to die if i did not make it

xXFreddyFazbear87Xx2 months ago

womp womp

Radsky6 years ago

I will sacrifice myself to save the human race!

Robster7 years ago

You save more than your life was worth therefore u did the right thing

PlayMoreGames7 years ago

Except I cured myself. And it made me into a god muahahahah XD

Master-Chief1172 years ago

I would do it. But only if Xbox 360 servers come back online.

ArKade478 years ago

I'd cure the world of a terminal disease? Worth it.

piratesamurai5 years ago

i will make it on my death bed

Tigslarlowducken6 years ago

This really isn't possible, considering that the cure was already invented...

DontPressButton7 years ago

Millions of people can live so I sacrifice for the greater good

ayobruh222 years ago

make the cure at 99

Jaredisafag6 years ago

For the cause

Chameleon6873 years ago

So I didn't make a cure for cancer

belle kitty7 years ago

But then i can cure myself

Killthatmotherfucker8 years ago

I all ready have cancer so yeah

Loophole man8 years ago

Don't make it. Sell the formula and make millions instead

TheMEMES6 years ago

just save it when you feel like (Sacrifice)

Ejaz6 years ago

I don't wanna live on this earth forever.

Gman99007 years ago

Selfish bastards

WhyArePeopleSoStupid694207 years ago

Do you want special recognition for pressing this button? Good for you. Everyone coddle this gentleman.

Harper7 years ago

This makes no logical sense...

_Fredder_7 years ago

I can wait with the cure until I'm really old. In fact i couldn't die of any other reason...

heg2defwcuj2 years ago

just give yourself the cure

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx8 years ago

i make the cure 1 year early dieing SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!!!!!!

Kermitdie4 years ago

Hahaha commodity

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