Will You Press The Button?

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The Button

32462 (59%) 22877 (41%)

32462 (59%) people have pressed this button, while 22877 (41%) did not.

You cure cancer.

but

You die from cancer after you made the cure.

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fwd1219 years ago

how ironic

Mixmaster7 years ago

Hey WebbyUrchin, or should I say, Darth Sidious

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[email protected]9 years ago

Well then I won't make the cure until I want to die...

Javon3275 years ago

Make the cure at 90

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Dragborg8 years ago

Guys... i have the cure! Kill jake paul

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

And morgz

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Drakon898 years ago

The irony is reaching 10000000000000000000000000000

Yatanay8 years ago

THAT"S OVER 9000!

CPM8 years ago

I chug the cure just before I die. I win.

Vortex12127 years ago

YOU CAN'T DENY THE BUTTON GOSH DANGIT sorry for being so mad, it"s just pointless if you don't follow this simple rule you probably didn't take me seriously anyway, for saying "gosh" and "Dangit"

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annabethchase048 years ago

I WILL NOT die from cancer

Atl4s8 years ago

How just use it before you give it to the other people

Somepersonapparently8 years ago

Cure cancer just before you normaly die. Problem solved.

Avacado12348 years ago

Cure Yourself

Yuzrnaime8 years ago

Just cure yourself DUH

Owllover1328 years ago

It doesn't tell you exactly when after the cure. So, start using the cure on yourself to become immune, and safe-

CalebTeKrony8 years ago

If you cure cancer you won't die from it you doofus.

Zelomonster4538 years ago

I will forever be remembered

Mclovin20169 years ago

take the cure after you get cancer

Fqwpr09 years ago

Yep that means you die from the cure

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fathernomore3 years ago

Cure myself first

Kingking777 years ago

When I'm like 80 then I decide to make the Cure

Akzobo9 years ago

I'll just use the cure on myself

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

No overpopulation

sunnytabs7 years ago

i would do it to save everyone who was going to die if i did not make it

minimeg8 years ago

I made the cure. So I don't die. Downside ? And, if you could not heal, one life for soooooo many to live...

TheAdri6669 years ago

Actually you can take the cure that's a non-sense

xXFreddyFazbear87Xxlast year

womp womp

Radsky7 years ago

I will sacrifice myself to save the human race!

Master-Chief1173 years ago

I would do it. But only if Xbox 360 servers come back online.

Robster8 years ago

You save more than your life was worth therefore u did the right thing

PlayMoreGames9 years ago

Except I cured myself. And it made me into a god muahahahah XD

ArKade479 years ago

I'd cure the world of a terminal disease? Worth it.

piratesamurai6 years ago

i will make it on my death bed

cherrieslast month

yes,So that I can save my grandmother.

Tigslarlowducken7 years ago

This really isn't possible, considering that the cure was already invented...

Jaredisafag7 years ago

For the cause

DontPressButton8 years ago

Millions of people can live so I sacrifice for the greater good

ayobruh223 years ago

make the cure at 99

Killthatmotherfucker9 years ago

I all ready have cancer so yeah

Chameleon6874 years ago

So I didn't make a cure for cancer

belle kitty8 years ago

But then i can cure myself

TheMEMES7 years ago

just save it when you feel like (Sacrifice)

Loophole man9 years ago

Don't make it. Sell the formula and make millions instead

Gman99008 years ago

Selfish bastards

WhyArePeopleSoStupid694208 years ago

Do you want special recognition for pressing this button? Good for you. Everyone coddle this gentleman.

Ejaz7 years ago

I don't wanna live on this earth forever.

heg2defwcuj3 years ago

just give yourself the cure

Harper8 years ago

This makes no logical sense...

_Fredder_9 years ago

I can wait with the cure until I'm really old. In fact i couldn't die of any other reason...

xXx_H3yN1c37_xXx9 years ago

i make the cure 1 year early dieing SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!!!!!!

Kermitdie5 years ago

Hahaha commodity

21awesome9 years ago

If I made the cure I will live when I get Cancer

Laralou7 years ago

...but you have a cure...

Shelbywagner1238 years ago

So what cancer gone for everyone else

DarkWolf5907 years ago

Risk my life for Billions? HECK yeah!

EeeKay8 years ago

Wait until you"re really old, then make the cure, and then die.

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