Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0903 months ago

wait, it says i can speak to machines. I can already do that. Doesn't say anything about them replying or anything. No upside.

LogicalDolphin10 years ago

Voice recording makes no difference. They cannot understand you or anything you say. That's like playing a voice recording and hearing " Ymj xvzfwj wtty tk ktzw mzsiwji fsi ybjsyd jnlmy nx uwtgfgqd sty xnc, fx ymfy btzqi gj wninhzqtzx."

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago

did you slam your forehead on your keyboard while having a stroke and a seizure for that last bit?

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WBGrock9 years ago

Does my voice sound like dial up?

the117doctor8 years ago

You deserve a like

Iggy9 years ago

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Migdin17 years ago

Text to speech would work

Migdin17 years ago

The button says no one can understand YOU, no matter what, Text to speech is NOT YOU,

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Cs117510 years ago

Voice recording

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

the recording will say gibberish

BlueAngel0310 years ago

AWW HELL NO.

obama87699 years ago

um so you would rather talk to a printer then a human

Peteza8 years ago

Just have the computer translate

Blod7228 years ago

What if you use text?

Defaced_Myself4 years ago

That"s still basically you trying to let someone understand you, so it would most likely be gibberish.

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

So life as normal, except I get to talk to machines? HECK YEAH

Gabriel The Imortal9 years ago

have a machine translate for you

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

it would show gibberish

Nick TheDevistator Mwakajumba12 years ago

use machines to translate

Defaced_Myself4 years ago

It says No matter what so even the machines can't help you sadly.

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Alex Gulakiw12 years ago

i can speak to machines now. That doesnt mean they understand

Greg Ashenfelter12 years ago

Speak through the machines.

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

they will say gibberish

BradyKeith7 years ago

talk to an auto-dictate

Novio9 years ago

So i only say 0 and 1?

tordvv9 years ago

You can make the machines talk

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

but they would say gibberish

bouncingdonutz8 years ago

Have the machines translate :3

A_Random_Muffin5 years ago

If I can talk to machine, I would just have my cellphone translate everything I say for me

Boone Formhals12 years ago

speak and spell

HomestuckersUnite4138 years ago

Make a machine that can translaye what you say so people can understand you

Fuckdopolice9 years ago

Well dang

shaneboss4039 years ago

Nope

Asacio9 years ago

Why would I want to talk to my TV and not to my girlfriend?

Majestic-Weirdo7 years ago

Would you communicate to a machine....and the machine communicate to people...

jintoya9 years ago

i want them to know why, as i strangle the life from them, sooooo notclickingthatshit.jpg

celiagold7 years ago

I can speak to all machines already, most already can't hear me. What"s the difference?

Brain Smarts9 years ago

AI is not implemented in a computer, but its a good one.

joaquin558 years ago

hello mr phone how r u today

AVeryLongUserName9 years ago

Make a machine that can translate????????

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

it would speak gibberish no matter what

billiam123last year

speak through the machines like tts

Cara Nugent12 years ago

open google translate on my computer and tell them to translate what people are saying to me

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

you wont be able to speak to them though because it would show gibberish

Mlp fim fan9 years ago

Just speack on the translate machine

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

the machine would say gibberish

Eclipce6 years ago

Welcome to my life

dCastro25838 years ago

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netebaG7 years ago

silly button, you can't talk to machines, they aren't sentient yet! Right Google?

frost.329 years ago

you can make the machine say it fore you

GamerGirl139 years ago

it will speak gibberish

Personalityswap9 years ago

Exactly

FloweyDreemur9 years ago

what is up with rn?!?!

Kiwi4638 years ago

Does this also mean you can talk to the dead ;)

TheRealArda4 years ago

I will make my machines talk for me

Sondre Knudsen12 years ago

the machine will understand, and through it, I will be able to communicate with other humans.

the117doctor9 years ago

Anything alive will not understand you NO MATTER WHAT.

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