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You can speak to every machine on the planet
but
Nothing alive can understand you, no matter what
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LogicalDolphin 11 years ago
Voice recording makes no difference. They cannot understand you or anything you say. That's like playing a voice recording and hearing " Ymj xvzfwj wtty tk ktzw mzsiwji fsi ybjsyd jnlmy nx uwtgfgqd sty xnc, fx ymfy btzqi gj wninhzqtzx."

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
did you slam your forehead on your keyboard while having a stroke and a seizure for that last bit?
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Does my voice sound like dial up?

the117doctor 9 years ago
You deserve a like

Iggy 10 years ago
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Migdin1 9 years ago
Text to speech would work

Migdin1 8 years ago
The button says no one can understand YOU, no matter what, Text to speech is NOT YOU,
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Cs1175 11 years ago
Voice recording

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago
the recording will say gibberish

BlueAngel03 11 years ago
AWW HELL NO.

obama8769 11 years ago
um so you would rather talk to a printer then a human

Peteza 9 years ago
Just have the computer translate

Blod722 10 years ago
What if you use text?

Defaced_Myself 5 years ago
That"s still basically you trying to let someone understand you, so it would most likely be gibberish.

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
So life as normal, except I get to talk to machines? HECK YEAH

Gabriel The Imortal 11 years ago
have a machine translate for you

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago
it would show gibberish

Nick TheDevistator Mwakajumba 13 years ago
use machines to translate

Defaced_Myself 5 years ago
It says No matter what so even the machines can't help you sadly.
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Alex Gulakiw 13 years ago
i can speak to machines now. That doesnt mean they understand

Greg Ashenfelter 13 years ago
Speak through the machines.

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago
they will say gibberish

NestFest 10 years ago
NOOOOO

Bacon100 6 years ago
Not even God?

David Padgett 13 years ago
I WILL MAKE THE GREATEST DUBSTEP EVAR

Yolo420 11 years ago
my lyfe allready

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Machines can cry!

MrSean420 10 years ago
what if it was a cyborg?

flowkrad 9 years ago
I will conquer the world with machines by getting them to realize their sentience since they can understand me and together we shall start the age of Skynet! or was it ultron...

No Rng At All 10 years ago
pkjpkmnjjkknk,

lololololololol 11 years ago
EliseBravernDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's... [Show full comment]

PandanKiko 4 years ago
New language unlocked: microwave

KimTatarka 10 years ago
So, even if I tried sign language, writing things out, etc. NOTHING will be comprehensible?

JaydenJohnson 8 years ago
Tell a machine to say stuff for you

MinecraftMooLyn 10 years ago
But what if the MACHINES are alive? Also we can already speak to them through programming.

pigswill fly 11 years ago
robots i am u

thetarrman 10 years ago
I'm already in that living hell.

imbledings 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

bettycoopah 9 years ago
Nobody alive listens to me anyways so 🤷‍♀️

Milkshake 11 years ago
lets talk to the fridge

NestFest 10 years ago
Gosh!

Aidenmoore 11 years ago
The coffee maker is now my new best friend

yesindeed 6 years ago
talking to X AE A-XII Musk

TheSeanannerWorld 11 years ago
I will be stuck talking to EvieBot?

CalChivers 9 years ago
i ment to not press it but what if the machine cant talk

GamerGirl13 10 years ago
I didn't know what to say but why would you want to talk to a machine and can't talk to a human being you are just going to be the girl/guy know to speak to machine and speak gibberish like this is all they going to hear''dtgtgwdyqydgywhsyuuyddwdtUGIHDYGYGDTYEQFTETFTEFTQFTAYFATYYGFYRGGFYR''

Silverwing 9 years ago
The robots shall translate for me

copperpen 10 years ago
Why would i want to talk to my toaster?

elimod 11 years ago
Stephen hawkings anyone? Ask a computer to translate everything you're saying... downside?

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago
it would play gibberish because it says no matter what

The 13th doctor 11 years ago
I speak every language. so downside?

franzzz 3 years ago
What deos speking with machines even mean?

Michelle Bravender 13 years ago
My computer can actually be my best friend

Spiderp 10 years ago
What would machines have to say anyway?

joaquin55 10 years ago
beep boop

I_LIKE_TOAST 7 years ago
Telegraph Boi

Temnai 10 years ago
I can already talk to machines though, not that they respond.

ParadoxX_ 11 years ago
Actually nobody understand me ;-;

Novio 10 years ago
So i only say 0 and 1?

tordvv 11 years ago
You can make the machines talk

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago
but they would say gibberish
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