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You get accepted into the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
but
You die after you graduate and have to live with Moaning Myrtle
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Davd 11 years ago
1. It doesn't specify when I die. 75 years "After graduation" is still after graduation. 2. Moaning Myrtle is kinda hot in the movies(Her actress is like 40, give it a rest)

TheAnnoyingOrange 5 months ago
Didnt you kill someone?
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SekiKapeki 6 years ago
What if I dont graduate and I just got kicked

Kay Mettlin 13 years ago
Just drop-out during 7th Year. (Like Fred and George) Then help save the world. "And no they couldn't take away your wand."

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
You remain immortal until you graduate. Then you die and have to live with Moaning Myrtle.
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Wolfo 9 years ago
Never graduate

KatieBaker 10 years ago
I have to LIVE with moaning myrtle? But I"d be dead! IDIOT.

NGTSsundee007 11 years ago
you might have to live with her, but it never said that you couldn't insult her or have to marry her. XD

zoorg20ral03 11 years ago
SO WORTH IT

Morgan Moore 13 years ago
Wouldn't it be you are dead with Moaning Myrtle?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
You beat @KatieBaker to the joke by an unknown period of time.

Shawna Nevertoolate Hester 13 years ago
Uh. Get to live at Hogwarts forever? YEAH! And they say live with Myrtle, not stay with her 24/7

Brendon Thomson-Nahoum 13 years ago
nvr graduate

Ethan FannyPack Sowersby 13 years ago
harry has the ressurection stone, problem solved!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
And before someone corrects me, I purposely wrote it as “Philosopher’s Scone”.
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TheFlash420 11 years ago
HECK YES!

ExcalibroBlue 9 years ago
I dunno, Moaning Myrtle is kinda hot.

pusib0ss 11 years ago
dont like harry potter that much

Enderwolf308 10 years ago
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Jeebus 11 years ago
just dont go to graduation

Hyltran 6 years ago
She’s kinky I think I will press the button :) I interpreted the book as if she took Harry’s virginity and I will fuck here happy 😃

Renee Cooperider 13 years ago
Um I'll be at Hogwarts forever How about yes

twinsparkalfa4270 11 years ago
Philosophers stone elixr of everlasting life:D

Larissa Macêdo 13 years ago
doesnt matter, went to hogwarts

Adan_Reyes 10 years ago
I die but have to live with moaning myrtle? So I don't die? Lol wtf

Sabrinanuggets314 10 years ago
Moaning myrtle is a ghost that lives in the girls bathroom

NicholeKrueger 9 years ago
never graduate!

Jason Vorhees 11 years ago
Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

Luk_CoolLetsplay 11 years ago
ok al gust wish for 50 girls and fuck them suck boobs and then mi life is complete

K_Bae_lol123 11 years ago
I hate Harry Potter

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

TheAnnoyingOrange 5 months ago
Dude.

oldnotweak 11 years ago
shes kind of hot XD

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Hyltran 8 years ago
Not so bad, she"s a little kiny.

Kadija Larsen 13 years ago
so worth it

Jaaason 10 years ago
Hogwarts is not real so I will not press

Skulldozer 11 years ago
What is the purpose of stidying in Hogwarts when i will die when i graduate?

Aurorii 11 years ago
I actually were to attend Hogwarts, but because of the war I never got my letter. It's ok though. I still know how to do magic. I am a freaking Wizard. I don't need school when I've got parents xD

heyeveryone 11 years ago
I LOVE YOU MYRTLE

Kendraaaaa 9 years ago
I don’t really want to live in a bathroom

RhysIsGreat 11 years ago
harry potter is one of the dumbest books ever

Edi4816 9 years ago
Become a dropout...never graduate

pusib0ss 11 years ago
dont like harry potter that much

LilsyLils 10 years ago
Swapping stories with Myrtle actually sounds fun.

gaffel373 11 years ago
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njchrispatrick 12 years ago
Uh, duh, make a Horcrux!

vpgonemad 11 years ago
Or you can be the reason for making Myrtle moan ;)

NoahNelson 9 years ago
YEEEEEESSSSSS

Blazeking27 10 years ago
I like Myrtle. So I will do it. She's funny.

Tylerjevans12 9 years ago
I would drop out before i graduate and then jusy be a wizard

moncherie99 11 years ago
Lms if u LOOOVVVEEEE H.P.

Da Boss 11 years ago
You can learn to bring your self to life again.

Nezzykeppo 11 years ago
Yah know you çould hide that wand out side so then at 7rh grade you on purposely fail class and get kicked out of school and go to we're you hid your wand whala you still have the wand

ThatOneKid 11 years ago
Moaning Myrtle lives at Hogwarts

WBGrock 10 years ago
She"s kinda cute....
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