Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic9 months ago

I can do everything I want in my ideal life for five years. That's a good amount of time.

Datuuuuu5 years ago

I dont wanna die

oldnotweak9 years ago

3 more years than ive got left DOUBLE WIN!

oldnotweak3 months ago

oh yeah... so i beat cancer, forgot about this post

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Alex Paulk12 years ago

um if i want my life to go exactly how i want i don't think i would die in five years

Cuddlykittenboy7 years ago

Prutato It"s not a loophole, it"s a paradox

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RobertSzabo7 years ago

Then my life won’t go exactly how I want

IsobelSparrow5 years ago

if my life"s going how I want, I won't die

_ACE_7 years ago

But what if exactly how I want life to go includes becoming an immortal, freewheeling bisexual warlock

articdragon18 years ago

So true most people who seem to be looking at this question they seem to resign themselves with the fact that humans die. First of all with you live out your life like you"d want to which most people are going to consider that they"re going to die because ...[Show full comment]

JackRock8 years ago

paradox

Sam Nessim12 years ago

I would press the button when I was dying...

MetalUniStoned8 years ago

Extra life bitche$$$$$$$$$

Al Muir12 years ago

Damnit Crowley get off here

Crowley the demon8 years ago

Yes I do have that power because I am king of hell

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Zane Settle12 years ago

Dying in 5 years isn't really how I want my life to go.

Robert Forrest Dockham12 years ago

Except if your life goes exactly how you want, it's safe to say in 5 years you won't want to die.

Cardboard4139 years ago

IM 12! IM NOT DYING IN FIVE YEARS SCREW THAT BULLSHIT

Maisietheswag10 years ago

"Some people live more in 20 years than others do in eighthy." I will live my five years to the finest.

CARR748 years ago

I want to revive when I die in 5 years

×©×§×“ ×©×˜×¡×œ12 years ago

I like challenge and suprise in my life. its boring else.

LolGurl123459 years ago

Then it isn't really how i want is it?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

MY LIFE WILL INVOLVE ME NOT dying

MrUndertale9 years ago

<.< this is a dumb choice I MEAN IF YA WANNA GET A PERFECT LIFE DEN U DONT DIE SO change it :0

Fluffington7 years ago

Meeting my soulmate and living together for the next 5 years

Owny9 years ago

i want my life go on forever so there

1337master7 years ago

I want clones. Problem solved.

DacotaDeathmask9 years ago

But that's not how I want...

BoeTies11 years ago

No, deals with demons aren't worth it...

Lonely_among_all9 years ago

I'd take 5 years of a perfect life. Easy choise!

DogPog4 months ago

My life is already going how I want it to go and I won't die in 5 years

Zeldafan20038 years ago

But, Thats not exactly what I want . . .

Catdogperson50009 years ago

If my life were exactly how I want, I'd be alive after five years...

j je9 years ago

you can Justtv say i want toom live another 50 years so thats it

Shelbzzzz7 years ago

But what if I want to live until I’m eighty or something

APK9 years ago

That's not how I wanted my life to turn out then

ignition1918 years ago

if my if my life goes how i want then ill end all forms of abuse in my lifetime! worth it!

2pokemonUTgirls9 years ago

I SOMETIMES like suprises

Maisietheswag10 years ago

"Some people live more in 20 years than others do in eighthy." I will live my five years to the finest.

MLGGEODASH9 years ago

It doesnt matter when but were all gona die so whats the matter ill take it

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

5th button im throwing in the closet and waiting to press till im like 80

Brayden Spong12 years ago

i want to live forever so i wouldn't die in 5 years

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Gregottorry7 years ago

What if you are 95?

Randomguy67128 years ago

I only want peace... I don't care if I die, I only want my life to be perfect.

ilovezxc9 years ago

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ultramen19 years ago

I dont want to die before I even have the chance to drink or have sex XD

KayaCutie3 months ago

Yall are overly attached to being alive. I suppose the majority of you are children. Disregard me if you still think the world is your oyster and that you're more than fodder for the 1%, doomed to work in a job that makes you want to kill yourself until yo...[Show full comment]

oldnotweak10 years ago

thats a year or two longer than i have anyways

Sylen8 years ago

I would just change the definition of a year

otakutrashllama9 years ago

That isn't how I want my life to go though

GrungyXboxpro8 years ago

id die at 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Di5tur8ed9 years ago

Five years is fine with me

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