You get a free trip to Mars!
but
You can't come back. Ever.
I will not


Randomfrag8 years ago
You get a free "trip" to Mars. *trips on a brick*

WildKatGirl7 years ago
*Trips on a Mars Bar*

Phant0mGaMErexe8 years ago
Uh huh I love earth and would really like to stay on it

TankDempsey9358 years ago
Rnrntnrnrnrnrnrnrn

Angelandfriends8 years ago
RRNNNNNNNNNNNRNRNRNNRNRNRN

SaraB8 years ago
How is it a trip if you can't come back

Cypher8 years ago
It's a really long trip...

Fluffington6 years ago
Major tom to ground control, ground control to major tom.

DukeofDumDum6 years ago
Put your helmet ooon!

Spaghettidolphin6 years ago
Space, space, wanna get outta space. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Candace7 years ago
This is what 2016 does to people

Alastor4 years ago
I'm in 2020...
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Sharmy Walker11 years ago
after waters of mars not a chance

Webbai2 years ago
Agreed also bc of that one episode of invincible
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Nathan Sabatini11 years ago
http://www.funcage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/I-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore.jpg

Michael Phillip London Cornelison11 years ago
I wanna get away from stupid people!!

greythewol3 years ago
HOLY HELL MAN YOU FREAKING KILLED HIM
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Daniel Aguirre Martínez11 years ago
I think they are already doing it aren't they?

Angelandfriends8 years ago
Good try

Lucariomaster8 years ago
YUSH IM GOING TO MARZ

Nachosmachos8 years ago
Aliens #lulz

Marsconde59 years ago
I'm mars

loophole067 years ago
I will press the button when I am old and have alhiemers* disease. *sorry if I spelled that wrong*

Jan Lední Medvěd Strubl11 years ago
the earth will become to me :)

fluffbunn1007 years ago
Mars doesn't have any air so I can't

wanted128 years ago
Upside?

Pyro Foxy8 years ago
I don't need to come back I don't even need oxygen

Elias20018 years ago
You can't survive on the mars it is like hell

Jacob20203 years ago
I’m a introvert so *PRESSES BUTTON HARD AS FUCK*

lautlaut4118 years ago
Fine i can meet with alien

Batlol4207 years ago
This defeys the word TRIP

Isidot8 years ago
Nonononononono

Revan9 years ago
well if you had your basic needs met [eg. food water shelter air and human company] i would go to mars.if the humans were my freinds

Awsomnecooldude8 years ago
Sure screw earth

Roman299384843 years ago
It’s not a trip then

Misaki Natsume 8 years ago
Your waifu comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you will get water and food...[Show full comment]

Z0m41e6 years ago
What are you trying now, Musk?

FloweyDreemur8 years ago
Maybe a planet i wouldn't have to live on with a stuffy suit on. I really love alone time, so it would have to be a planet unvisitable (except from me) like earth in a different galaxy, then i could play Don't You Dare Forget The Sun and take it literally

jthorner308 years ago
Forget earth anyways

kidplays8 years ago
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little8538 years ago
lol you would die on marse

Tautauchev77 years ago
It never said there was a limit to how much stuff you can take.

ChiwaChiwa10 years ago
I dont wanna live in this planet anymore

BetrayedBeast277 years ago
I wanna have fun

Rainbow_Kitten8 years ago
I DON'T EVEN WANNA GO TO MARS!!!!

GeneralInternet3 years ago
Cl8cked it on the basis of a colony already there with a base up and running, not just me stranded on mars

Sabine Klouwens11 years ago
You can't breath there. A__A I mean like, you'll die immediately. .-.

shadowwolf6668 years ago
MARS BRUH!!!!!!! NO!!!!!

Oldiron_796 years ago
Only if I get a all the hooked and blow I can survive party first

Ellis8 years ago
You can take any thing right

Flamelord2347 years ago
I would be dead

keegan2288 years ago
i wanna go to mars

yourmaster129 years ago
It didn't say anything about not having air on Mars or no Wifi, plus, I could make that happen and I could OWN A PLANET!!!!

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One8 years ago
I hate humanity anyways. L8r guys.

lewis04282 years ago
nothing is on mars…. (elon musk intensifies)

Ryan Knowlton11 years ago
"Mars one"?

Misaki Natsume 8 years ago
Your waifu comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you will get water and food...[Show full comment]
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